#ya l l

[hawheckin]

i will not apologize for the person i become on october 21st.

[indic0lite]

i m gonna get a back account next week,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[eggrolls-and-fandoms]

Oh SHIT “you need a door” should not be such a BANGER ASS LINE I am S C RE A M I N G THE STRANGE LAUGH AS IT CALLS FOR JON THIS IS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[klarazy]

DATING PROS // CONS

❥ ⇢ PROS

Really cute

Big kisser! Big cuddler!!

Fifty different pet names and each are special in their own ways

Affectionate, wants to hold hands all the time

Likes to pamper and preen her s/os

Good morning, good night texts without a beat

Will take care of you when you’re even the slightest bit hurt. Hit your toe against the corner of the table!! DW, she gotchu!!

Probably has or will poison your enemies 4 u

Will stab as a warning if you’re messed with --

❥ ⇢ CONS

Clingy, eugh

Did I mention jealous easily?

Constant unreadable moods, you’re going to have to guess if shes smiling because shes happy or she’s reeeally peeved

Easily annoyed

REALLY MEAN. She’ll hit you where it hurts

Get use to valleyspeak and textspeak : “like, totally, tubular, omg, lol”  cause it doesnt stop

You’re gonna have to wait two hours for the bathroom

Even longer for showers

Dates arent cheap and dont you dare suggest McDs

Constant comforting when shes low. No, she doesnt want to hear advice!! Just!! Nice things that don’t help or improve anything!! 

Never labels her poisons. Is that a jar of milk or poison? idk, you’ll find out if you stop breathing after a couple of minutes I guess

[calypsolemon]

“rose finally got to hold her son!” yall were we watching the same episode or...

[partiallystcrs]

YALL

[fixielixie]

oof he really snapped with this one guys im going through it bambam is so powerful im Hurted

[cheylouwho]

sdhfugjkl what the fuck im 200 followers away from my 5,000 goal