he dosent want lemons it'd just be hilarious. alternatively: something really hot imagine the face he'd make actually i doubt he knows you exist yet
“probably not. Sayrus just met the guy i think. like, they’ve seen each other 3 times? i imagine copies of you from another dimension are nota frequent discussion topic with’new possible friend’s as that loser put it. even if his alternates a fucking radical buisness bro running the worlds most profitable venture. seems like a merchantor whatever would have been able to appreciate something like that.”
i feel like Zacharie would not appreciate your slavery ring. profit aside.
“... everyones such a fucking wussy. its the one god damn buisness in the multiverse that fucking works. you cant just go selling weird raw meats and a couple bats across time and space and think you’ll come out rich okay.”
just give zach a lemon so we can laugh
“if the weirdo’s never had anything but fucking meat i’d imagine he’d make a weird face about anything. dude i should see if i can find any of those marijuana brownies Sayrus thinks no one knows about are in the kitchen that would be funny shit.”
he doesnt like sugar.
“...im going to bring them anyway if i have to go okay fuck you and fuck all of you ill bring like an assortment of shit and im going to just- dump it all there and just see what the weirdo tires to eat okay. and probably watch him throw up cause its not fucking raw meat what kind of freak eat raw meat i cant even.”
