#yadar

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i luv'em

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Yadar: You ghosted me!

Astarion: I did not!

Yadar: What?! Are you fucking insane?! What would you call it then?!

Astarion: Well, back then I decided to reconsider the nature of our affair.

Yadar: Affair?! You- Bastard!

Astarion: No need to humiliate me, darling! I did what was the best for both of us!

Yadar: Since when is it best to leave someone who loves and cares for you without any notice? Without a "goodbye"? Did you ever think about how I felt?

Astarion: I saw you being quite content to enjoy the company of others in the Elfsong tavern!

Yadar: Excuse me?!

Astarion: I saw you deliberately flirting with other people. And- since I wasn't sufficient for you, I decided you wouldn't miss me.

Yadar: Fool! That's my job! I was stealing from them!

Astarion: Stealing from them?

Yadar: Oh, no... Gods, you really didn't have an idea I was a thief, did you? Of course, you didn't...

Astarion: Yes, darling! Of course I had no idea! You could have told me!

Yadar: Admit to a magistrate that I'm a criminal?! How can you imagine that?!

Astarion: I don't know! Somehow!

Yadar: Somehow so you would've sent Flaming Fists to arrest me?!

Astarion: Uh-oh! Don't make me the only guilty one here! You knew I would never hurt you!

Yadar: But you did hurt me...

Astarion: And so did you to me.

They both were too stupid not communicating with each other properly.

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Yadar: You know your whining doesn't help me to lockpick the strongbox faster.

Ungar: *continue whining and sweating but harder*

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Yadar: So you truly had no inkling when I taught you lockpicking?

Astarion: Well, you didn't deem it necessary to share your past, so who am I to question it, sweetheart?

Yadar: You're not the smartest living being in Faerun, are you?

Astarion: *hisses*

Yadar:

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My D&D OCs and law

Crime gang

Yadar, Morean, Daevos

Sin a lot and heavily ashamed of it

Visadi, Ungar

Respect law, but sometimes shit on it

Tharliss, Castle, Aeneas

Law abiding citizens

Petra, Zenora, Zalka, Aucian

Have their own law

Drurda, Ryker

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My D&D OCs as songs (Part I)

YADAR

THARLISS

ZENORA

VISADI

DAEVOS

MOREAN

PETRA

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My D&D OCs sorted by armpit hair rate

Embraces bushes

Morean, Drurda, Castle, Aeneas

Just some average lawn

Visadi, Daevos, Petra, Zalka, Ungar

Hair killer (shaves)

Tharliss, Zenora

Naturally bald

Yadar, Ryker, Aucian

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