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This April fool’s day I’d like to remind everyone that startling your shinobi friends is a very good way to wind up injured or dead if you don’t have the reflexes to counter whatever they may throw at you. I will not be held responsible for anyone I happen to accidentally murder today. In fact, don’t prank me. Don’t do it. Seriously. Please.

That is all.

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look, how do you get over killing someone

Time. Find ways to justify it to yourself, or make up for it. Eventually you might get numb to it or you might not. It’s different for everyone and for every kill.

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If you want something bonked right, you have to bonk it yourself

That’s so true.

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I just discovered this video and it’s a bit upsetting that something like this is likely to get passed around. They’re very cute, but succulents require drainage holes so they won’t rot and die, which means this isn’t good for them. Please don’t do this. Be kind to your plants and give them what they need to thrive. 

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Do you ever worry that you love more than you are loved?

Well. Sometimes. Not much lately, though.

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I can’t stop watching Treehouse Masters. It’s addicting and also I’m inspired.