Random YandePOSTAL Lore Drop:
Is has been revealed before that GODZILLA himself is a part of YandePOSTAL's Lore. This post aims to explore other Kaiju!
Depicted as a Species of Cranky Mutant Horned-Toad Lizards, Anguirus are a common Megafauna species from Paradise, Arizona. They frequently prey on Livestock & have an immunity to the Mad-Cow Zombie Virus, letting them even devour infected cows & undead humans. Much like their pre-mutated ancestors, Anguiruses can shoot pressurized blood from their eyes, albeit more like a ballistic bio-attack.
Contrary to usual incarnations, Mothra begins each of her lives as a Nymph, resembling a Towering Stone Cherub that eats people before eventually sprouting wings & taking the form of the "Lady of Insatiable Avarice" statue. After Some Time, Mothra will Crumble, only to be born again from the Rubble.
Hedorah is depicted as a disgusting mass of collective human waste - specifically that which was either wiped away by Mike J’s sketchy Bidets or Toilet Paper from Postal Fans who couldn't afford the aforementioned Bidets. Hedorah is actually held together by an Alien Slime-Mold.
Rodans are depicted as a lab-grown species of Anurognathus-like creatures created by a crack team of scientists for the purpose of consuming hazardous materials in the Chernobyl exclusion zones. Some are even kept as guardian monsters by the Russian Elite (including Vladimir Putin). Some have even been sighted in the night skies above Shtopor's old hometown in Russia!
Another Russian Kaiju. Kong is a Giant Homunculus Sock-Monkey thing made from inserting a *freshly-dirtied* sock into an unfertilized Rodan Egg.
Yet another Russian Kaiju. Made as a commentary comparing the 1998 Godzilla film with Postal 3. Also based on a VERY specific Lizard Statue seen in Postal 4.
Pale Serpentine Cyborg made of Health-Pipe parts. Physical Manifestation of Dude's Crack Addiction.
Giant Cyber-Mutant Mandrill. Just felt like fusing Skar-King & Mechani-Kong into a Giant Test Monkey.
Giant Angelic Beast. Titan of Unrelenting Repent.
