#yaoistuck

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Hiatus Upd8

Hey hey! August has begun, and yesterday was National Yaoi Day...but no upd8? What gives? Is the hiatus not over?

Sadly, no. Sorry! The hiatus will continue to be indefinite...but let me explain why. So, firstly, I gotta like...redo all the panels currently in it. They were drawn quite hastily to get them out in time before Artfight started, and I wanna go back and try making them look a bit better. So that'll happen before any completely new pages get added in. Secondly, what I've got planned for the next upd8 is going to be kinda big and hefty, and that's gonna take some time to make...mainly cause I gotta learn a whole new bunch of skills to do it. But that should be fun...and it should be easy...surely... Thank you very much for your patience on this matter...I'll get to work as soon as I can so we can keep the story moving!

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Art Fight

An art gifting game

Hey...Dann is up on my Art Fight page now! Finally! Whoops haha! That it took so long! Ha!

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Upd8 on Hiatus

...it's still happening, but I just figured I should get his name out sooner rather than later. Welcome to the world, Dann Ferris! Thank you all kindly for your name suggestions (though, next time please give more actual names and less joke answers...!) With this upd8, we're now returning to the scheduled hiatus. I'll be back maybe again in...August, most likely. Gotta do Artfight first. Speaking of...tomorrow (6/26) I plan on getting dear ol' Dann here up on my Artfight! So if any of you really like this goober you can draw him for that. That's all for now...have a good July!

[raviollivier]

What time is it?

It's yaoi time.

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i know this joke has been made before xD

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JohnKat Doodles :B 

[narukiel]

Juzza random rp wid teh mejor amiga

Friday 24 May 2013

Caught masturbating to your photo!ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.

CG: ....

EB: uhh...

CG: WHAT. THE. FUCK. ARE YOU DOING?

EB: *blush* *quickly covers self with sheet* karkat what are you doing here!

CG: OH NOTHING, JUST COME OVER TO SAY FUCK YOU AND APPARENTLY CATCH YOU STROKING YOUR HUMAN BULGE TO A PICTURE OF ME!

EB: it's not what you think it is you see i was....uhh...

CG: NO, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK, SEE AND HEAR!

CG: YOU'RE STROKING YOUR BULGE, TO MY PICTURE!

CG: OH GOG I CAN'T EVEN- *LOOKS AWA*

EB: *blushes even harder* * looks away also* well this is awkward.

CG: NO FUCKING SHIT.

CG: PUT ON PANTS OR SOMETHING!

EB: t-turn around while i get my pants!

CG: *TURNS AROUND* FUCK EGBERT...

EB: *grabs pants and puts them on* you..you can look now.

CG: *TURNS BACK AROUND* ....OK

CG: EXPLAIN HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT MY PICTURE.

EB: uhh well it's quite easy to get one actually.

CG: HOW.

EB: you do have fans and people who take pictures of you secretly.

CG: WHAT?!

CG: NO I DON'T EVEN WANT TO FUCKING KNOW!

CG: SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE THE "PRESIDENT" OF THOSE FANS

EB: haha *laughs nervously* it's kind of surprising you didn't know.

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CG: *ROLL EYES* OKAY QUESTION TWO FUCKASS. WHY.

EB: why what?

CG: WHY IS YOUR HAIR BLACK- WHY WERE YOU MASTURBATING TO ME!?

EB: your hair is black too and *blush* that's kind of personal.

CG: ((M SO TIRED GOT ME OOC ALL THE FUCKIN TIME))

EB: ((lol, i'm just randomly typing stuff and why do we always speak in double brackets?))

CG: CUT THE HOOFBEAST SHIT, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS WHY, IT'S NOTHING "PERSONAL" TO YOU. I WANT TO KNOW, WHY ME?!

CG: ((IDK))

EB: i just...i just like you in a sexual way okay! *flush*

CG: THAT'S ALL?

CG: YOU LUST AFTER ME?

EB: i-it's more than that.

EB: this is so embarassing!

CG: THEN COME OUTRIGHT AND FUCKING SAY IT. STOP BEING SUCH A WRIGGLER.

EB: you can guess can't you? you're the one who's supposedly an expert at romance stuff.can't you take a hint?

EB: ((not sure if i being ooc or))

CG: ((I DON'T EVEN))

EB: ((you don't even?))

CG: DON'T FUCKING UNDERESTIMATE ME JOHN, I KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR THINK PAN I JUST WANT TO HEAR IT.

CG: *WALKS TOWARDS HIM*

EB: *steps back and stumbles back onto bed* why?

CG: JUST FUCKING SAY IT.

EB: ((y-you're a vampire//shot))

CG: ((YESSSSS)

EB: i...loooooo

CG: ...

CG: LOO?

CG: YOU LOO?

EB: loooooovvveee

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CG: NOW PUT IT IN A SENTENCE

EB: i l-looo. i can't!

CG: *SLAPS HIM*

EB: oww!

CG: YOU DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

CG: ((I DON'T EVEN))

EB: ((lolwut))

EB: ((i can't even mann))

EB: i looooo.

EB: ((//srapped again))

CG: *SLAP*

CG: (HAHAHAHAHHA)

EB: ow! i love you! ok! i love you, i love you, i looooooove you! happy now!

CG: GOOD.

CG: NOW I CAN SAY THAT I LOVE YOU TOO.

CG: ((HAHAHAHA *WHEEZES*))

EB: ((le me---> O.O))

EB: *flush* h-how can you say that with such a straight face!

CG: CAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING WRIGGLER LIKE YOU.

CG: SHATTIUP

CG: ((IGNORE THAT))

CG: (*DEAD*))

EB: ((lol he used my word!))

CG: ((I DEAD B))

CG: KISS ME EGBERT.

EB: *flush* well forgive me for being embarrassed after hearing something like that!

CG: ((WUT))

EB: wait waht.

CG: (XDXDXDXD)

EB: *what*

CG: KISS MEEEEEEEEE. ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF NOW?!

EB: i. *starts stuttering* i u-uh.. *averts eyes*

CG: OH YEAH YOU'VE GOT THE GUTS TO MASTURBATE TO MY PHOTO BUT NOT TO KISS ME WHEN I'M RIGHT HERE.

CG: ((STOP LIKING MY SHIT AND REBLOG IT YOU FUCKER))

EB: ((i prob am reblogging it, i'm just queueing a whole bunch of stuff so i seem active when i'm actually not there and also i can be lazy))

EB: well that's- *gives karkat a quick peck on the lips*

EB: ((lol))

CG: FUCK THAT

CG: WHAT WAS THAT

CG: WAH WAS DAT!

CG: ((I DON'T KNOW B I DON'T...)

EB: ((za fa))

EB: you asked for a kiss!*blush*

CG: ((I'M DYING OVER HERE))

Saturday 25 May 2013

CG: THAT WS NO KISS.

CG: THAT WAS AN

CG: ABOMINATION.

EB: ((hahaa))

EB: wh-what do you want then?

CG: HOTNESS

CG: A FULL BLOWN.

CG: MOUTH TO MOUTH JOHN,

CG: TONGUE ON TONGUE JOHN.

EB: (( i can't even))

CG: FUCK JOHN, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

EB: ((my feelss!))

CG: ((AHAHAHAHA))

EB: ((why are you giving me these feelings!!wwwwww))

CG: (( I DON'T KNOOWWWW))

EB: fine! *leans forward and kisses karkat softly on the lips*

EB: ((why do jap peeps use the term wwww, what does it even mean))

CG: ((IDK))

CG: *KISSES JOHN HARDER*

EB: ((i guess it when dem freaking out or find somth cute))

EB: *licks karkat's lips*

CG: ((OH))

CG: *PUSHES TONGUE IN JOHN'S MOUTH*

EB: mmph *surprised* *mimics gesture*

EB: ((check the thing i posted with the dinosaur and the dog))

CG: I SAW IT

CG: ))

EB: ((i can't stop laughing at that))

CG: ((HAHA))

CG: *RUNS HAND THROUGH JOHN'S HAIR*

EB: ((hey lil mama lemme wispa en ya ear))

EB: *puts arms around karkat's neck*

CG: (NOOO)

CG: *LIFTS JOHN UP AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND MY WAIST*

EB: ((dey callz me el raptor but u u can callz me anytingz u like, rawr))

CG: (NEWWWWWWWW))

EB: *cups karkat's cheeks to deepen the kiss*

EB: ((sllluuurppp))

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CG: *PUSHES HIM DOWN ONTO THE BED*

EB: *moans into kiss* *pulls away* k-karkat!

EB: ((karkat-kun~))

EB: ((karkat-sempai, karkat-sama~))

CG: (OH GAWD)

EB: ((all of those actually have a nice ring to them))

CG: MMMMM. *GRINDS AGAINST JOHN*

CG: ((I ALWAYS THINK OF KARKAT AS A BOTTOM FOR JOHN IDK WHY))

EB: ((lol i try to bottom as much as i can wait that sounds so-))

EB: a-ah mmm *bites lip*

EB: *averts gaze*

CG: ((YEAH ..... .__.))

EB: ((wwwwwww))

CG: LOOK AT MEH.

CG: (DEAD))

EB: ((wwwwwwwwwwwwsnnfiebcfn))

EB: it's too embarrassing!

CG: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. LOOK AT ME.

EB: *looks at karkat*

EB: ((karkitty so demanding))

CG: I KNOW))

CG: *PECKS JOHN'S LIPS*00:25:55

CG: I LURV YOU.

EB: ((i can't-))

EB: i..i love you too..

CG: KISS MEH JOHN.

CG: ((HAHAHAHAHAHAHA))

EB: ah i- ok *gives him another light peck on the lips*

CG: GOOOOD.

CG: *LICKS DOWN JOHN'S NECK*

EB: ah! *arches back*

CG: YOU

CG: YOU. ARE. VERY FUCKING. SENSITIVE.

EB: ((my feels!)))

EB: *blushing furiously* i-it's not my fault!

CG: WHO'S FAULT IS IT THEN FUCKASS?!

EB: i can't help it okay!

CG: *ROLLS EYES AND LICKS DOWN JOHN'S CHEST*

EB: *writhing beneath karkat* *bites lip to avoid moaning*

CG: MOVING ALL THE FUCKING TIME. *BITES A NIPPLE*

CG: KEEP YOUR ASS QUIET.

EB: ((woah))

CG: ((I DEAD))

CG: ((I DEAD B))

EB: (( was tempted to put a h-hai karkat-sama~))

CG: ((HAHAHAHAHA))

EB: *moans loudly* karkat!

EB: *hard as brick*

CG: ((WTF!))

CG: ((BRICKS ARE REALLY HARD DUDE

CG: LIKE BREAK KARKATS JAW HARD))

EB: ((ok i meanz raik just really aroused))

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CG: FUCKING LOUD TOO. *SMIRKS* I THINK I LIKE THAT. *ROLLS NIPPLE WITH TONGUE*

EB: ((who would've thought-))

EB: mmm a-ah nngghnnn ((kar-kun)) *grinds against karkat*

CG: *GROANS SOFTLY* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU... YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING CAR ALARM, GOING OFF AT THE SLIGHTEST THING.

EB: *blush* *pants* but it feels so good

CG: (._.)

CG: OH OK...

CG: *PULLS OFF JOHN'S ANTS

CG: PANTS*

EB: ((zat visage-))

CG: ((SILLY TYPO ANTS CAN'T BEPULLED))

EB: ((lol me nah even understand wa u juzzeh))

EB: *erection springs out* *hisses at the feel of the cold air and other cliche yaoi stuff*

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CG: HUMAAN BULGEE

EB: s-stop staring!

CG: *LICKS IT*

EB: *moans* *bites lip*

EB: *watches karkat anxiously*

CG: *SUCKS IT*

CG: *CIRCLES TONGUE AROUND THE TIP* *LOOKING AT JOHN*

EB: *pants and arches back*

EB: * closes eyes in embarrassment moans louder*

CG: *SUCKS ON THE TIP SOFTLY*

EB: *trail of saliva trails down mouth* k-karkat.. ((kun~))

CG: *PUTS WHOLE THING IN HIS MOUTH AND OBS HEAD SLIGHTLY*

CG: (WOW)

EB: a-ahh *bites lip for the thousandth time like he prob want karkat to go all christian grey up in his ass* *rests hands on karkat's shoulder*

CG: ................................................................................))

CG: ((WTF.))

EB: ((sorry but i just got reminded of that for some reason))

CG: *SUCKS HARDER*

EB: k-karkat i think i'm gonna- a- ahhh! *spills some nice hot //srap// he cums like a normal person and spills no hot liquid whatsoever*

CG: ....

CG: *SWALLOWS*

CG: YOU GENETIC MATERIAL SUCKS!

CG: YOUR*

EB: *panting* *blush* s-sorry about that!

CG: IT'S FINE.

CG: ((TSUNDERE KARKAT))

CG: *BLUSHES*

EB: ((awwwz wwwwww))

EB: *blushes as well* you're cute.

CG: NOS I AM NOT1

EB: *blinks* *sits up and grins* yes you are!

CG: I'M NOT FUCKING CUTE JOHN!

EB: you're adorable!

CG: FUCK YOU.

CG: I'M ADORABLLOODTHIRSTY.

CG: ((I G2G M DYING FROM LACK OF SLEEP))

CG: <33

EB: ((lol k byez babez i lovezya))

EB: ((yaoi dreams fo shizzle))

EB: ((fo everyonez))

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[ahonkofrainbows]

I will love you forever

if anyone has photo's of me as Tavros from the Y con, then I would love you forever. I forgot to get pics of myself dressed as him, and now I can't even post it up in cosplays D: 

anyone have any? please let there be at least one