⤿ PETER PARKER works like a dog on his classwork, so you of course wanted to hang out on the night before he had two exams. Not that he was complaining, hearing your voice was the best part of his day.
!! fluff. yapper!reader. gf!reader. no real warnings. peter being so patient. the reader is me, i love writing yapper readers bc thats what i do all the time. taglist open. ENJOY.
Peter had three tabs open, two notebooks spread across his desk, and a mechanical pencil balanced precariously between his teeth while he reread the same physics equation for the fourth time.
He was absolutely, undeniably stuck.
Behind him, you lay across his bed on your stomach with your feet kicking lazily in the air, scrolling through your phone like it personally owed you entertainment. The soft hum of the desk lamp and the faint city noise drifting through his slightly cracked window made the room feel calm, focused, studious.
At least, it would have been calm and focused.
“Okay, so I was thinking,” you started, not looking up from your phone, your voice already carrying the telltale tone that meant Peter was about to receive a full stream of consciousness, “if pigeons had jobs in New York, what do you think they’d do?”
Peter paused mid scribble.
He didn’t turn around yet, mostly because he knew if he did, he’d get distracted by the way your cheek squished against his pillow or how you gestured dramatically even when no one was looking at you.
“…Jobs?” he repeated slowly.
“Yeah,” you said immediately, like it was the most reasonable thing in the world. “Like personality-wise. I think some pigeons would definitely be construction workers because they already stand around on scaffolding like they’re supervising.”
Peter pressed his lips together, fighting the smile tugging at the corners of his mouth while he highlighted part of his notes.
“Uh-huh,” he hummed, attempting to sound invested but focused.
“And some of them would be, like, crypto bro finance guys,” you continued, now fully sitting up. “Because they’re aggressive and lowkey terrifying and move in packs.”
Peter snorted before he could stop himself, but he quickly covered it with a cough, eyes dropping back to his homework like it had personally offended him.
“That’s… surprisingly accurate,” he admitted.
You gasped dramatically, tossing your phone onto the bed. “THANK you. I’ve been thinking about this since we saw that one pigeon bully that pretzel guy earlier.”
Peter’s shoulders shook slightly as he wrote out another line of calculations, your voice folding easily into the background noise of his concentration. He had discovered, over months of dating you, that your talking didn’t actually distract him as much as it probably should have. It was rhythmic and comforting, like white noise that occasionally said absolutely insane things.
You flipped around onto your back, staring at the ceiling now with your head snug in his pillow.
“Also,” you added casually, “if you had to survive an apocalypse with one Avenger, who would you pick?”
Peter’s pencil froze, his throat tight as he swallowed. Was this a subtle hint... was this you trying to break the news that you
“…Hypothetically?” he asked carefully.
“Yeah, obviously hypothetically,” you said, rolling onto your side to look at his back. “Like personality compatibility, survival skills, emotional support, snacks they’d probably pack, you know. The essentials.”
Peter scratched the back of his neck, heart doing a weird little anxious flip because conversations about Avengers always felt like walking a tightrope while blindfolded.
“I mean… Captain America seems reliable,” he answered cautiously.
You nodded seriously, like you were judging him for a high stakes job.
“Good choice. Stable, has dad energy, and he'd probably ration food properly,” you agreed oh so seriously. “I personally would pick Thor because if I’m gonna die, I want to die next to someone who looks like that. Plus, he's a god.. I feel like that is pretty helpful. But also Spider-Man because he could web us onto, like, a plane overhead and then boom we're free.”
Peter choked on air, causing a violent cough to rattle out of him while you sat up immediately.
“Oh my god, are you okay?” you asked, scrambling off the bed and padding over to him.
“Yeah,” he wheezed, waving you off while his ears burned bright red. “I’m good. Just-.. breathed wrong.”
You squinted at him suspiciously but accepted the answer, leaning against the side of his desk and absentmindedly playing with the sleeve of his hoodie that he’d left hanging on his chair.
“Y'know,” you hummed thoughtfully, “you’d actually be really good in an apocalypse!”
Peter blinked at his notebook, throat tightening.
“Oh yeah?” he asked, forcing himself to keep writing.
“Yeah,” you said simply. “You’re smart, you’re weirdly calm under pressure, and you’d definitely figure out how to make, like, a water filtration system out of a Brita and duct tape.”
He smiled despite himself. “That feels very specific.”
“I have faith in you!” you cheered, bumping his shoulder lightly. "Plus I've thought of this a lot, I also have planned spots where we can go during an apocalypse."
The warmth of it lingered longer than it should have, settling somewhere deep in his chest while he stared at a formula that suddenly looked a lot less intimidating.
You drifted back toward the bed after a moment, grabbing your phone again, but the silence only lasted about 45 seconds.
“Okay wait,” you piped up again, gasping softly. “Do you think sharks know they’re scary?”
Peter closed his eyes, slowly exhaling through his nose to compose himself. “…What?”
“Like, are they self-aware of their brand?” you continued, fully committed now. “Because if I were a shark, I think I’d lean into it. Like, I’d swim slower for dramatic effect, you know? Make my own scary soundtrack, like hum it while I chase people.”
Peter finally turned his chair around, eyebrows raised, completely abandoning the illusion that he was still trying to maintain strict academic discipline.
“You’ve thought about this,” he practically interrogated, his arms crossing over his chest as that boyish smile poked into his cheeks.
“Duh.”
“Of course you have.”
You grinned at him, bright and unashamed, and he felt that familiar, soft punch of affection hit him square in the ribs.
“So... Do you think they know?” you pressed.
“I… don’t think sharks have a concept of branding,” he answered carefully.
“That’s what Big Shark wants you to think,” you shot back instantly.
Peter laughed, the sound escaping him before he could stop it, loud and warm and completely unfiltered. He scrubbed a hand over his face afterward, shaking his head.
“You’re impossible,” he smiled, his eyes full with a fondness that no one else was able to bring out of him, not even his Aunt May.
“You love it,” you replied, pointing at him accusingly.
He opened his mouth to argue, but nothing came out... because you honestly weren’t wrong, and trying to deny it would be silly considering everyone who saw the two of you knew he was whipped.
He turned back to his homework, cheeks still faintly pink, and you resumed your gentle rambling, now narrating some bizarre video you’d started watching about a guy who tried to teach his cat how to use a treadmill.
Peter found himself nodding occasionally, humming in response at the right moments, his pencil moving faster across the page now as the numbers finally began to make sense.
Your voice filled every quiet gap in the room, weaving between the scratching of graphite and the distant honking from the street below. It was chaotic and unpredictable and sometimes made absolutely zero logical sense. Your topics of choice ranged from a show you wanted to watch with him, to how the difference between a space heater and an air fryer is just the size of the room.
It also made the tiny Queens apartment feel like home in a way he had never been able to explain out loud.
“…and then the cat just sits down,” you were saying, incredulous. “Like fully protests. Just loaf mode. Completely uncooperative.”
“Valid,” Peter murmured, solving the last step of his equation.
You glanced up, surprised he answered with a mildly comprehensible response instead of a grunt. “Are you almost done?” you asked hopefully.
“Yeah, actually,” he muttered, surprised at himself as he set his pencil down and stretched his arms above his head, joints popping quietly. “That… went way faster than I thought.”
You beamed like you’d personally contributed to scientific progress.
“I’m motivational, what can I say!” you grinned proudly with a wink.
“You are,” he agreed without hesitation.
Your expression softened slightly, caught off guard by how quickly he said it, and you walked over again, leaning against his shoulder while peeking down at his notebook like you could decipher any of it.
“This looks fake,” you grumbled, your brows furrowed and nose scrunched while you tried to decipher what looked like a serial killer's letter.
“It’s physics.”
“Same thing.”
Peter laughed softly, turning his chair just enough so you could lean more comfortably against him. Your hair brushed his cheek, and he tried very hard to ignore how his heartbeat immediately picked up like it was trying to win a race.
You traced one of the equations lightly with your finger.
“I like hanging out while you do homework,” you admitted. “Even if I’m literally just talking about sharks and pigeons.”
Peter glanced at you, his expression going warm and a little shy around the edges.
“I like it too,” he mumbled quietly, his fingers lazily running up and down your forearm while you flipped through his notebook.
You smiled, satisfied, before straightening suddenly like you’d just remembered something critically important.
“OH WAIT,” you exclaimed. “I forgot to tell you about the dream I had where you and Spider-Man were in a baking competition together-..”
Peter’s entire body locked.
“...and you were both making red velvet cupcakes but yours had googly eyes for some reason-..”
“Googly eyes?” he repeated faintly.
“Yeah, I don't know why but I liked how it looked! Anyway, Spider-Man kept cheating by using his webs to grab ingredients from across the kitchen but the judges didn’t notice,” you continued, completely oblivious to the existential crisis forming three inches away from you. “And then you got really competitive about it and started frosting aggressively.”
Peter stared straight ahead, blinking slowly. “…Aggressively frosting,” he echoed.
“It was intense,” you confirmed solemnly, nodding your head slowly like you were reliving something anxiety inducing.
He pressed his lips together, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter, pure love flooding through him so suddenly it almost made him dizzy. He reached over without thinking, tugging you gently closer until you bumped into his side.
You leaned into him automatically, still mid-explanation about how dream judge Gordon Ramsay had apparently disqualified Spider-Man for “unsanitary web usage.”
Peter listened, letting your words tumble over him like sunlight through an open window, warm and bright and impossible to ignore.
And while you kept talking about cupcake sabotage and pigeon employment and the ethical implications of self-aware sharks, he realized he hadn’t thought about how tired he was, or how stressed he’d been about his grades, or how heavy everything else had felt lately.
All he could think about was the sound of your voice and how he never, ever wanted it to stop.
girl girl hear me out YAPPER GF X REGULUS!! Pls pls pls like u could do anything u wanted with them!!! I have a few ideas (take any or none)
May be she just walks up to him one day like clearly wanting to befriend him cuz she has a lil crush and just starts yapping about how the great hall had her fave pastry for breakfast today and he's so confused but also intrigued and then she starts sitting next to him in classes and asking him to hang out at hogsmead and she just yaps and sometimes she thinks may be he zones out but then he'll bring up this super niche detail she mentioned last time like "hey what happened to that quill you forgot in the potions lecture?"
they r already dating and she worries she's too much energy and talk for him and tries to be quiet and he's just like r u sick? R u mad at me? What's wrong u haven't gone on a 30 min description/rant about ur day
3. May be someone else brings up she talks a lot and Reggie defends her?
you guys really love your bubbly/talkative readers with Regulus, don't you? (so do i); thanks for your request!
Regulus Black x yapper!reader who didn't think he was actually listening
p1 | p2
CW: fem!reader, rolling thoughts, brief mention of difficulty making friends, people talking about reader behind her back, swear words (on ellecdc? nooo [sarcasm])
Your family said that you had an incessant need to fill silence from the moment you could talk.
“If there’s a room with our daughter in it, you can be certain that it won’t be quiet.” Your mum had proclaimed as she beamed at you lovingly one day.
While it was certainly a trait that your family had always found rather endearing, you felt that it made it particularly difficult making friends once you began attending Hogwarts.
But the friends you managed to make loved you for it, and they had often stated “you can call her what you want but you can’t call her boring.”
That didn’t mean your other classmates appreciated your stories or tangents, though.
Which is how you ended up serving numerous detentions for speaking during class or lectures and disturbing the students around you, and how you’d been cycled through numerous seat partners in potions class.
And that is how poor Regulus Black ended up stuck sharing a worktable with the likes of you.
He didn’t seem to mind, though. And if he did, well, he certainly never said anything about it.
You were quite sure he tuned you out during your rambles, hardly ever sparing you a glance and keeping his eyes trained on his parchment in front of him as he took dutiful notes during lectures.
Couldn’t be you, however.
No.
You were too busy lamenting about the fact that you couldn’t get more than twenty feet to the mooncalf herd up the hill behind the quidditch pitch before they would all run off. They only came out at night, you see, and you wanted to take some photos of them. Some photos turned into midnight picnics, and picnics turned into sharing apple slices by means of throwing them towards the bug-eyed beasts and watching them argue over the slice until you threw another. But even after feeding them forty seven apples and counting at this point (Winky the house elf from the kitchen was not pleased with you), they still wouldn’t let you get any closer to them.
Your next course of action was to try a smellier and higher value treat; you wondered then if mooncalves could have tuna? Tuna was certainly smelly enough. Well, if you couldn’t entice the mooncalves, you’d certainly entice a cat or two.
You wondered then if mooncalves and cats got along? Kneazles were nearly the same size as the poor beasts, but cats were much smaller. You figured cats would look at a mooncalf the same way they’d look at a goat.
You’d seen a cat ride a goat once, not many people believed you, though. You’d have to learn how to make a pensieve one day just to prove it to everyone. You didn’t much care for goats, though; something about their square pupils seemed alien to you.
Which seemed odd considering there were numerous beasts in the magical world that really were quite alien, yet it was goats that did it for you.
And why were they always associated with the devil? Was it because of the square pupils? Do you think there’d be a book that explained that?
But you didn’t even realise that the period had ended until Regulus stood and collected his books, offering you a curt nod before leaving the classroom.
Merlin’s tits, she never stops talking! I feel bad for the poor sod stuck next to her; Black probably wants to avada himself every class. You heard a classmate mutter as you walked to your workbench, movements slowed as you lowered yourself into your chair and tried not to let their words hurt you.
You were used to the comments, you were used to the sentiment honestly; did they think it was easy being you? Did they think you didn’t get tired of listening to yourself too?
Of course you did, it was exhausting; your brain never stopped moving, and apparently, neither did your mouth.
But it did hurt a little, perhaps because Regulus had been quite gracious about it thus far. He had listened to you carry on about the astrological significance of space waste and how that was affecting the magic of the stars. He had listened to you bemoan about the positive impact that centaur migration had on local flora and fauna and how the fencing of fields and forests was going to cause unimaginable damage to the life cycles of such. He also had listened to your morose mooncalf story and the update the next day that you were able to order cans of tuna via owl to the castle.
And he’d not so much as bat an eye at you.
Certainly he’d have said something to you if you bothered him?
Although, perhaps this was why Slughorn put him beside you, because he knew Regulus wouldn’t say anything; had Regulus done something to anger Slughorn? Was placing you beside Regulus less about you driving your seat mates crazy, but more about being a punishment for Regulus?
Well, you couldn’t imagine Regulus had done anything bad enough to deserve a full term with you as a potions partner.
No, you decided, you would not be his punishment.
So when Regulus entered class that day, and Slughorn read out the instructions for today’s potion brew, you resisted the urge to speak.
You were quiet when retrieving your potion ingredients, you were quiet as you checked and double checked the brewing instructions, and you were quiet as you waited for the potion to reach its boiling point.
You actually thought you’d done quite well; you sort of wished you had started a timer, this may very well have been a record for you.
Well, unless sleeping counted. Would sleeping count as being quiet? Oh gods, what if you talked in your sleep too!? You’d have to ask your roommates.
“L/N.” Regulus called as if it hadn’t been the first time he’d done so. “You alright?” He asked, ducking down in an attempt to meet your gaze as you watched a divot appear between his brows.
“Yeah? Why?” You asked, finding yourself furrowing your brows in solidarity; you found Regulus to be too pretty to look so worried.
He shrugged his shoulders and straightened up, though the space between his brows remained divoted. “You’ve been awfully quiet, s’all.” He murmured quietly, and you were surprised to see a dusting of pink on his cheeks.
“Isn’t that a good thing?” You muttered perhaps pointedly; his eyes narrowing to match the furrowed brows.
“Says who?”
Your eyes traitorously darted to the students who had been discussing your habits, and Regulus followed your gaze.
He rolled his eyes and muttered something in French under his breath as he turned his attention back towards your shared potion. “Those tossers are just mad that they have nothing of value to say.”
You more felt than heard a disbelieving breath escape your lips as you looked at Regulus in bemusement.
He didn’t seem to notice though, as he continued to the next step in your potion and carried on. “Did the tuna work?”
You stared at him dumbly before your brain kicked back into gear. “I beg your pardon?”
“The tuna.” He repeated. “For the mooncalves?”
Oh.
“Oh.” You started, giving your head a shake as you tried to find your balance you had long lost during this conversation. “Erm, no, but I did indeed attract a few cats.”
“Ah.” Regulus offered, smiling at you (or at the expected poof from the potion signifying that the two of you had brewed it correctly thus far).
“Also, I found out why goats are often associated with the devil, but the book you’d be looking for is Biblical in nature.”
You stared at him with your mouth agape as he continued. “There’s a quote where that Christ bloke mentions something about separating people from one another just as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. They’re used as a metaphor for the ‘bad’ or ‘inferior’ member of any group; it could also be understood as the divide between the pure and the wicked. I say goats got a bad rap, though.”
The next step in your potion brewing process was to allow the potion to simmer until it turned a milky white colour, so Regulus lowered the heat before appearing to remember something.
“I almost forgot…” He started as he began rooting through his book bag. “I asked the shopkeep at Brood & Peck, and she said this is a favourite of mooncalves; maybe you’ll have more luck tonight?” He asked as he held out a parchment of beast treats to you.
“You’ve been listening? This whole time?” You whispered in awe as you took the bag delicately as if he had just handed you a delicate china dish.
His brows furrowed again as he searched your eyes. “Well…yeah? I’m rather invested now.” He explained just as your potion turned its intended colour.
“Very good Mr. Black, Miss. L/N.” Professor Slughorn commented as he walked past your workbench.
You were alerted to the fact that class was over when everyone’s potions were vanished with a pop and students started to pack up their belongings.
“You’ll keep me posted, yeah? About the mooncalves?” Regulus asked as he started walking backwards towards the door.
“Sure.” You murmured, earning you a wide smile from the notoriously quiet boy.
Yes… You’d be more than happy to keep Regulus Black posted.
summary: you take ben to meet your crazy family. you're a bundle of nerves, but ben assures you everything will be fine. he just has to keep his mouth shut -- a nearly impossible task for the supe.
content: swearing, mentions of sex, ben may be slight ooc (he's just not craycray right now), mentions of ben and reader's respective pasts, fluff, surprisingly respectful ben (but he's still makes his own comments.
word count: 4.6k
note: i went a little off-the-rails with this one. i envisioned it as yapper reader from it will come back and talk too much, but there is no outright connection with her. i'm in love with what i've created here, so expect more of this family.
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“Ben.” You groaned out his name, again, when you felt his hands on your hips, again.
Seems like fifth time was the charm, because he backed off.
“You’re no fuckin’ fun.” He muttered with his usual I-need-to-get-what-I-want attitude, rolling his eyes. You swore he was worse than a teenage girl with his small temper tantrums.
“We’re already running late.” You flicked your eyes to the alarm clock on the bedside table. “Which, I’ll remind you, is your fault.”
“Didn’t seem like it was my fault when I woke up with your hand around my fuckin’ cock.”
Maybe part of this, a very small and insignificant part, was your fault.
“Yeah, well, I woke up to it poking me in the back.”
Tousling your hair to try to get it to go the right way -- whatever direction that was --, you felt his eyes rake up your body.
“Not my fault my girl is so damn sexy.” He took a step forward, prompting you to spin around and stick a hand out to stop him.
Ben pouted -- actually pouted -- at your rejection.
If it were any other day, a day that didn’t include you practically biting your nails to the bone in anticipation, you would have been happy to get back into bed, maybe move to the couch or, Ben’s favorite, the bathroom sink so you could watch yourself fall apart in the mirror.
Unfortunately for you both, home was hours away, but your family was just a quick drive across town.
Lucky you!
“I told you to watch that mouth, mister.” You waggled a finger at him, narrowing your eyes to show you meant business.
“ ‘Damn’ is hardly offensive, doll.”
“I’ll show you how offensive I can be if you keep it up.”
“Oh, I’m counting on it.” He reached for you again. The swat to the back of his hand was instantaneous.
“Behave.” Your voice was stern, but the swallow after betrayed it. “Please.”
It wasn’t as if you were embarrassed of Ben. No, you didn’t give a shit if the old lady at the grocery store thought he was too touchy, or if your boss thought he swore too much.
But this was your family.
The people who raised you, who had to deal with your awkward phase of only wearing green for an entire year, the ones who teased you when you had your first crush. Their opinions mattered, even if you knew some of your aunts were far too judgy.
In theory, the fact that Ben was a supe worked to your advantage. America’s Son as your boyfriend, what girl wouldn’t love to bring that home to mom and dad?
Then the drinking and drugs and stubborn fucking attitude reminded you of all the reasons why they wouldn’t like him. Not to mention the fact that he was older than your grandfather.
Oh God, your grandfather. The eighty year old was going to hate Ben. He had hated your first boyfriend, who was top of his class at the nearby university. Though, perhaps the old man had a point, seeing how you had found the dickhead in bed with his professor.
“You ready, doll?”
Ben’s gravel woke you from your thoughts. He knew you had been thinking too much. He always knew when you were thinking too much. You inspected yourself one last time before nodding.
“I guess.” You sighed, swiping up your purse. You allowed him to sling an arm over your shoulders, but sent him a warning glare when his fingers fiddled with the strap of your dress.
“No need to worry, sweetheart,” he held the car door open for you, kissing the side of your head, “parents love me.”
You climbed into the car and frowned up at him.
There was no way parents loved him. He was the kind of guy they warned against, the one you brought home to spite your mother when she mentioned settling down.
“Don’t look so fuckin’ skeptical.” Ben scoffed when you just looked at him with your I don’t believe you face. Ignoring the amused smile on your face, he sauntered to the driver’s side of the car, slipping in.
“You’re telling me that you, Mr. Fuckin’ Weed and Whiskey,” you imitated his voice on “fuckin’”, he rolled his eyes, “have gotten a girl’s parents to like you.” The last part of your sentence came out with a laugh of disbelief.
“I’ve got it in me.” Ben defended, making another point pop into your head.
“You’ve never had to do this before.” You scoffed, the realization that you had no idea what to expect from this making your anxiety grow.
“Doll, I wasn’t worried about meetin’ mom when I had ‘em bent over the counter.” Ben tried to dismiss while pulling onto the road.
“Yeah, that makes me feel so much better.” You muttered, chewing on your lower lip. He did a double take, eyes flitting from the road to your nervous expression.
Clicking his tongue to get your attention, he brought his hand up to cradle your chin. He wiggled his thumb into your mouth, forcing you to release your skin to allow space for the intrusion.
“You may be my first, but I promise, you’re gonna be my last.”
The words washed over you, coating you in a peace you hadn’t known until you met Ben. He liked to do this, remind you of his love without actually saying it. You’d heard the words a total of two times in your relationship. It never felt like they were missing, not when he held doors open and spoon-fed you soup when you were sick.
His thumb retracted once he was sure you were calmed. Tangling his fingers in yours, the drive was filled with a comfortable silence, something Ben had taught you to be okay with.
Part of the reason why you were so hesitant to introduce him to your family stemmed from your childhood.
Where Ben had been raised as a nuisance, you had been cherished since day one.
Birthdays were filled with off-key singing and cheek-kisses from relatives. Talent shows were another thing in themselves, three rows of chairs taken up by cheering. Siblings grouped together to fight when school bullies dared to mess with you. Your aunts worked around the clock to knit a blanket when you went away to college.
You didn’t want him to see what he had missed out on.
“Christ, doll, you didn’t tell me you were loaded.” Ben chuckled when the looming farmhouse came into view. You made a face, knowing damn well his father had been far wealthier than your family.
Still, you couldn’t deny the fact that your parents weren’t exactly living paycheck to paycheck.
The family farm had been in business since… well, you weren’t all too aware of the specific year, just that the creaky floorboards on the porch had been placed by your great grandfather.
Summers were spent playing in the cherry trees, plucking the sweet fruit from the branches whenever you pleased. No one lived on these acres of land full-time, opting to share the space. Cousins and friends-of-the-family drifted in and out of the farmhouse throughout the months, ensuring there was always fresh lemonade in the fridge.
All of your firsts had happened in the barn off to the side of the property; first steps, first kiss, first time having sex -- though you would take that last piece of information to your grave.
“Don’t touch the good china,” you warned teasingly, a warm smile blossoming on your face when your cousin, Lina, sprinted for the car.
She was younger than you by about ten years, you taking on more of an older sister role in her life. She was a good kid, you told about everyone you came into contact with.
Ben hadn’t even shifted the car into park before you were jumping out to wrap your arms around her. She squealed your name into your hair.
“I missed you!” She pulled away, bouncing on her toes while you looked over her.
“Is that my dress?” You asked. It was something you hadn’t worn in years, but you would have recognized the light blue material anywhere.
“No.”
You narrowed your eyes at her.
“Yes.” She admitted sheepishly, looking to the ground.
“I knew it!”
“You left it in the upstairs closet! What else was I supposed to do?” She was on the defensive, a hand on her hip. You laughed and ruffled her hair, causing her to grumble out a complaint, but her own giggle cut through it.
“Who’s this gorgeous girl?”
Ben stepped up next to you, a basket of cookies in one hand while the other rested on the small of your back. Lina immediately blushed, and you didn’t blame her.
Anyone who was attracted to the male species would blush if Ben called them gorgeous.
“Lina-bug.” You answered, making her scrunch her nose up at the nickname.
“I’m not five.” She complained, sticking her tongue out at you despite the words.
“You’ll always be five to me.” You promised, curling into Ben out of pure instinct.
It was at that moment you noticed something dark, almost bruise-like peeking out at you from the collar of Lina’s -- your -- dress.
“What the hell is that?” You demanded, poking at the spot.
Lina paled, pulling away from your grasp. Her eyes flicked from you to Ben, blushing when she realized you both knew exactly what the hell it was.
She wasn’t a child, having turned seventeen just the month before. It was still far too young to be doing anything of this nature, anything that left a hickey on her collarbone for the entire family to see.
Ignoring the larger quantity of much darker marks littering your inner thighs, you opened your mouth to lecture her on why boys were stupid and not worth her time.
The call of your first and middle name made the breath choke in your throat.
“For your sake, I hope my ears just need a good cleanin’ and I didn’t just hear those words come from your mouth!”
Aunt Mavis was bounding her way across the yard, wearing her signature yellow sunhat. You cringed, a memory of the woman flushing soap into your mouth as a child for calling your brother a beach -- you hadn’t heard the word correctly -- flashing through your mind.
“Watch your mouth, doll.” Ben mumbled to you, teasing you with your earlier words. You grumbled out a warning to him.
Lina took the distraction as a chance to get the hell out of there.
“Look at you!” Mavis beamed, throwing her arms out like she hadn’t been ready to lock you in the potato cellar just a moment earlier. “My great-niece, the most beautiful girl in the world!”
Nevermind the fact that she called everyone the most beautiful. It was one of the things you loved about her. Sure, she may be old-fashioned in her childhood punishments, but she loved her family wholly.
You inched toward her, biting down on your tongue to keep from gasping at the subtle slide of Ben’s hand to your ass.
Mavis engulfed you in her rose-scented perfume, squeezing you tight enough to juice you like a lemon. Her eyes must have caught onto the tall frame of the man behind you, because, in an instant, she was standing toe-to-toe with him. You blinked.
C’mon, Mav, you thought, silently urging the woman to say something, anything.
On the spectrum of intensity, she was quite tame. If she didn’t like Ben, there was no hope.
“You’re trouble.” Mavis waggled a finger at him, a teasing smirk tilting onto her face.
It wasn’t a hardcore stamp of approval, but it wasn’t a dismissal, either. You took it as a win, letting out the breath you had sucked in the moment you laid eyes on your aunt.
“Only if you’re askin’ for it.” Ben responded, winking.
Oh my God.
You dropped your jaw, heart stuttering as you thought of all the ways Mavis would berate him.
Only, Mavis didn’t look offended.
She let out a hearty laugh, wrapping her arms around Ben’s torso.
“I like you.” She announced, pulling him in tight.
Ben drifted his eyes to you, smirking.
I told you so, they said.
Not my mom, yours responded.
He had won over one aunt, albeit a very influential aunt, but the real work would begin with the others.
With the intent to officially introduce him to her, you opened your mouth. A pang of sweet drifted to your nose, making your eyes flutter shut.
“Cherry rolls?” You breathed out, sighing slightly. It was an unconscious thing, something you had to thank her for Pavloving you into stopping at the first scent of the baked good.
“This one is practically a bloodhound when it comes to dessert.” Mavis tutted, jabbing her thumb at you.
“You made cherry rolls?” You were getting impatient with her teasing.
“Well, yes.” Mavis answered, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “They’re your favorite.”
It had been years since you had one of Mavis’ cherry rolls. She’d come up with the recipe herself, quickly using it as a tool to get the kids’ energy out on long days. She would send you and your siblings out with baskets, tasking you all with plucking cherries from the trees. It was long work, especially when the three of you could only reach the bottom branches.
The end result?
Heaven.
You would gorge yourself on the sweet if it didn't mean being bloated for the rest of the week.
Once you moved to the city, your opportunities for eating it were, well, zero. You didn’t have the skill to make it, and every family event was missing either you or her. It broke your heart some days, not just because you missed the taste; you missed the memories it brought back.
The fact that Mavis had so obviously made them with you in mind -- though you were sure the other nieces and nephews had begged for them as well -- had tears pricking the corners of your eyes.
“Aurora sprung up like a weed, you’ll never believe it’s her.” Mavis babbled, grabbing your hand to guide you to the house. You, not wanting to leave behind the reason this get-together was happening, looped your pinkie around Ben’s, dragging him along.
“And Betsy is on this health-kick, but I swear on dear Rufus’ grave,” Rufus the dog, “that she’s swiping cookies from the jar.”
The worn-wood steps of the wrap-around porch creaked a complaint when you three ascended, as they had for as long as you could walk. Every year, Uncle Jerry promised he would find a way to fix them. And every year, he would be passed out on the porch swing, a beer in one hand, a hammer in the other, the steps remaining untouched.
Deep down you hoped they would always make a noise. It was the soundtrack to your dreams; creaking porches, leaves fluttering in the wind, the creek water’s constant flow.
“Oh. My. God.”
You knew the voice without even looking. Your cousin, Evie, who had nudged her way into the aunts’ circle after turning thirty.
Her words triggered the mob, pulling them from their juices and shit talking to swarm your man. They crowded around him like a flock of chickens -- clucked about just like them as well.
“Look at his hair-”
“Nice facial structure-”
“Thought he’d be taller-”
The poking at his arms and chest was when you stepped in, shooing them off. If you were less kind, or if Ben had made another smart-ass remark, you would have left him to the rolls.
He should feel honored, really, that you were choosing to save him instead of diving into the still-steaming plate of rolls on the counter.
“Back off, ladies. He’s mine.” The words were teasing, knowing that these women loved a good piece of eye candy around.
Ben made a show of throwing his arms over two of your aunts, hugging them in close.
“Aww, c’mon, doll,” you swore they all swooned at the pet name, “there’s enough of me to go around.”
“There certainly is.” A voice in the group murmured suggestively, making the others giggle.
You cut a glare over them, trying your best to be intimidating. Everyone in the room knew it didn’t work. Where your siblings were compared to wolves, growing up everyone called you a bunny. Not even a fully-grown rabbit. A bunny, you know, cute and fluffy and unable to scare even a fly away. Yeah, that was you.
Ben watched over your attempts, an amused smile and raised eyebrow making you frown. He chuckled and stepped over to you, pulling you into his arms.
“Aww…” The chorus cooed from behind him.
He bent his neck down to kiss you, lips moving against yours with a stifled passion.
“Aww!” This was practically a squeal. In your mind, you saw your Aunt Hilly pull out her phone, snapping pictures of the scene. She was a self-proclaimed photographer, though her equipment consisted of a beat down iPhone and the occasional flashlight.
“I know my girl doesn’t share,” Ben mumbled to you when he pulled away, resting his forehead on yours. You smiled up at him.
“That is disgusting.”
You spun on your heel to face your little brother, Peter. Not that he was little anymore. The boy -- he’s a year younger than you -- stood taller than you, the same height he had sprung to in middle school seemingly overnight. You scowled at the stupid bunch of hair on his upper lip.
“You’re the one with a caterpillar on your face.” You poked a finger in his face. A noise of surprise came out when he moved to bite at it. There had been a time when he really did bite your finger, leading to an early morning trip to the emergency room for stitches. You still had a little scar running across the knuckle.
“Ladies love this caterpillar, Buggy.”
You frowned at the nickname. Buggy. It made you feel like a little kid again, but you also couldn’t ignore the spark of warmth that came with the familiarity of it all.
“I promise you, they do not. And don’t call me that!”
“They do-,”
“Can you two stop bickering and set the dang table?” Your mother’s voice cut your brother off before he could dig himself deeper into your irritation. It was all in good fun, you would go from yelling in each other’s faces to laughter-filled bike rides in a matter of minutes while growing up.
“Momma!” You ran to her, nearly knocking the older woman over with your hug. You ignored the new wrinkles at her eyes and the peek-through of grey hairs. She wasn’t allowed to get older.
“No makeouts in the kitchen, honey.” It wasn’t the first time she had said it, and you doubted it would be the last -- whoever Lina was spending her time with would learn soon enough.
“We weren’t making out.” You defended, sounding all too much like that teenager that your mother had to drive to college.
A smile crinkled the edges of her eyes again and she smoothed down your hair.
“I love you.” She mumbled. Her eyes flicked behind you, where Ben was being examined by Peter. It was a wordless thing, simply eyes scanning your boyfriend like he was an alien that had been beamed down.
“This is Ben.” You explained, lacing your fingers into his. With all the chaos, you hadn’t noticed his silence.
While he had made his occasional comments, he was more watching it all go down. You bouncing around the place, so happy and free. Your family teasing you with warmth and love in their words.
It was the kind of place he had dreamed of being in as a child -- not that he’d ever admit it out loud.
“Mmm, right…,” Your mother hummed, looking him up and down. She knew Soldier Boy -- everyone did -- but she was more interested in knowing how Ben acted, how he treated you.
You could tell her a million times he’s perfect, so nice and she would never believe you. You were too kind -- maybe her fault for raising you to be as such -- and you would let love cloud your judgements.
When you called to say that her favorite supe from her childhood was your new boyfriend, she felt that ache come on. Vought tried their best to cover the scandal Soldier Boy would get into, but as she grew, your mother reflected on both his words and actions, finding them to be less respectful than she had once thought.
“Momma, stop starin’ him down.” You almost whined, stepping further in front of Ben to shield him from her gaze. It didn’t do much -- Ben towered over you.
To make you feel more important, he rested his hands on your shoulder, the one holding your hand never letting go.
“Benjamin-,” your mother started, but you cut her off.
“Ben.”
“You hurt her and you’ll figure out what we hide under those cherry trees.” Your mother hissed lowly, a contradiction to the sweet smile she gave the two of you after them.
You paled.
“I’m keepin’ our girl safe ‘til the end of time, ma’am.” Ben responded. You could hear him holding back a chuckle. You watched her give him a simple nod, like they had come to an agreement, and turn back to whatever task she had pulled herself from.
“She’s joking.” You laughed nervously up at him. I hope, you refrained from adding.
“She’s a spitfire like you, doll.” Ben gave you a chaste kiss. You melted into him.
The onlookers you called family were back to their own stories, chittering coming from all directions. You caught on to a few names and places, noting the tone in which all of them were said.
“Do you like them? Or do I need to redownload Tinder?” You added that last part as a way to mask your anxiety. Ben saw right through it, as he did with most things you did. There wasn’t anything you could get past him, though it worked vice versa.
Ben didn’t know about all the times you sensed his aggression before he even opened his mouth. He didn’t know about the way you would walk an extra block on the way home just to pick up his favorite biscuits because you knew he was having a bad day. He didn’t know because you liked knowing something he didn’t.
“You keep that damned thing gone.” He grumbled, pulling at your hips. You snorted out a laugh, remembering the look on his face when he had stumbled upon a dick pic -- a very unasked for dick pic -- from some guy. It was before you were officially dating, and you hadn’t actually opened the app in months, but that did nothing to stop Ben from reminding you exactly how much of you was his. Spoiler alert, it was all of you, and his actions left the two of you panting and spent.
“They love you. They must be good people.” Ben shrugged.
“Yeah, well, I love them, and I love you, I just want you all to get along.” You sputtered out, playing with the fabric of his shirt under your fingers.
You’d said I love you many times to him, yet it never stopped the bloom of warmth in his stomach.
God, you were turning him into a soft-ass man, pussywhipped beyond belief.
He’d hated it at first, trying to turn you away for who knows how many weeks in the beginning. You’d never stopped coming back, crawling into his lap, and saying the words again and again until you were whimpering them into his ear while he thrust into you. He’d learned to let you care for him, ignore the bubbling hatred for anything lovely in his life.
“I know.” He breathed, soothing you with the familiar gruff of his voice. You curled into him, letting him hold you until your brother yanked at your arm, complaining that he had to do everything and you always get away with not helping.
Dinner skimmed by without much of a problem, aside from Ben’s immediate reaction to your father’s barbecued meats.
“Holy shit.” He had moaned. You were grateful it was somewhat quiet, only catching the attention of the youngest of the cousins at the adult table. The thirteen year old looked at you with wide eyes, a bashful giggle bursting out. You had shushed her and, after some very skillful manipulation -- you had no idea where she had learned how to do it --, you were signed up to bring her dress shopping for her middle school’s fall dance.
Now, you were stuck on dish duty with your sister-in-law, something that was only bearable because you found common ground in complaining about your sister’s odd habits. You were listening to her complain about how your sibling left a full dishwasher without starting it when the boisterous laugh of Ben’s caught your ear.
“She brought home this… guy.” This was your father, who immediately got along with Ben upon meeting him. You tried not to think of things they had in common. You didn’t want to be dating your father.
“He wouldn’t look at us, he kept sticking his hand up her shirt at dinner, and, the worst part, he ate everything with soy sauce. Even Marcie’s,” Marcie was your mom, “mac and cheese.”
Oh God.
He was telling Ben about that horrid boyfriend you had when you were twenty. You, thinking he was the love of your life despite every conversation being about him, brought him home for a family dinner. It was smaller than this whole thing, but still held your immediate family, including your grandfather, who, now, was sitting out on the porch with Ben and your father.
“Sounds like a real asshole.”
You choked on your breath, sending you into a coughing fit. Of course he couldn’t keep his goddamn mouth shut. It was the end of the night, you were so close to freedom from your fairly conservative family, yet Ben had to silence the entire house, children and all, with that fucking word.
Everyone stilled, even if they weren’t on the porch, even if they had only caught the ass part.
All eyes pointed in your grandfather’s direction. The old man didn’t take well to swearing, not with the way his parents had raised him. Your father slipped up sometimes, but never so obvious as Ben had. You cringed in preparation for the lecture on why Ben was the worst person alive and why you needed to find a new boyfriend.
You tilted your head to get a better view out of the window just as a smile wrinkled the skin around your grandfather’s eyes. He let out a gravelly laugh, eyes twinkling like Ben was simply an old friend he had lost touch with.
“The biggest.” Your grandfather agreed, raising his glass of whiskey in Ben’s direction before taking a sip.
That was the last blow to your nervous energy, turning that anxiety into mush. You let out a relieved breath. The family went back to their gossiping or bickering or whatever else they had gotten up to.
You rinsed the last dish, leaving it to dry on the towel near the sink before joining the three men on the porch. You silently settled into your favorite seat -- Ben’s lap --, cuddling into his chest while he held you.
It was a good day, all of your family finally becoming familiar with each other.
Ben had thought it before the dinner, but now he knew.
This was his family as much as it was yours. He couldn’t imagine a better place to belong to, a better place to raise up a couple of kids, with you by his side.
combination of two anon prompts: yapper reader who seeks out any of the boys and starts talking and then wonders if they find her terribly annoying and she thinks they must hate her combined with part two for Regulus x yapper!reader with the mooncalves
Regulus Black x fem!reader who updates him on the mooncalves [681 words]
Pandora and Barty were currently busy procuring ingredients to brew truth potions for tonight’s veritaserum-or-dare, which meant that Regulus, Evan, and Dorcas were enjoying a rare quiet moment in the library.
“All I’m saying is that out of all the poltergeists I’ve summoned, Peeves really is the least of our worries.” Evan mentioned boredly, earning him a snort of laughter from Dorcas.
“Remember Mammon?” She asked in a hushed tone.
“How could we forget?” Regulus responded. “He had first years strung up by their feet from the ceiling trying to get the galleons to fall out of their pockets.”
“I’m so glad Barty knows how to obliviate; that would have been a nightmare.”
“We would have been expelled.” Dorcas pressed with a laugh, Evan simply nodded at her.
“Like I said, a nightmare.”
Regulus was saved from having to reply when he heard his name being called, albeit softly - this was the library, afterall.
“Regulus! Regulus, Regulus, Regulus.” You chanted your whole way over before sitting down heavily on the bench beside Regulus, breathless and nearly blowing the parchment right off the table from the speed at which you approached.
“It worked! The beast treats from Brood & Peck worked!”
It took Regulus’ brain a few moments to work out what it was that you were talking about when he remembered his trip to Brood & Peck last week. He wondered then if he should ask you how it went, but you carried on before he could.
“I’m sure that maybe, perhaps, the apples were a help, seeing as they’ve grown somewhat accustomed to my presence. But they came right up to me last night! I even got to scritch the space between one’s eyes! Have you ever pet a mooncalf, Regulus? They’re way softer than they look. It’s almost like a cat except the fur is a touch longer and silkier. Have you ever pet a bunny? Sort of like a bunny, but with thinner and longer hair…like a long-and-thin haired bunny. Oh! And! Last night among the mooncalves was one tiny kitten! Real little, too. I wonder if he got separated from his mama when I was feeding them tuna a few nights ago? None of the other cats were there again last night, just the little bubs. But it seems as though the mooncalves have adopted him! Oh, it was so cute! One was even grooming him! But I was so busy being excited about finally petting them and getting them to approach me that I forgot to take pictures. Maybe I can get pictures tonight? Hopefully the kitten is still there. Well, I guess it would actually be better if the kitten was with its mum, yeah? Maybe just one more night, just so I can get a picture, then hopefully he finds his mum again.”
You paused, likely to breathe, and seemed only then to register the fact that Regulus hadn’t been sitting at this table alone.
“Oh.” You murmured quietly, moving your horrified gaze from Evan and Dorcas towards Regulus beside you, another “oh” escaping you when you seemed to realise how long you just spent shouting about mooncalves to Regulus Black in front of his friends.
“Oh my gods.” You nearly whispered. “I’m so sorry. Merlin, this is so embarrassing; I am so embarrassing. I’m so sorry!”
Nearly as quick as you came did you stand and leave, fleeing from the library without even sparing a backwards glance at your potions partner.
“I’d be worried she doesn’t get enough air to her head. Merlin.” Evan commented as he finally turned back towards the table from where he’d been watching you leave. “Do you think her brain works that quickly when she reads? She must finish books so fast.”
Regulus simply smiled to himself as he packed up his notes and books.
“I’ll catch up with you later, alright?”
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Black.” Dorcas drawled teasingly as Regulus shouldered his book bag and exited the library, venturing off in the direction you had just moments before in hopes of finding out more about last night’s mooncalves and their little kitten friend.
