Let's go with the idea that he still works for the FBI. I'm cackling at the idea of your kid coming up to you huffing and puffing, explaining to you and Dex that they're being bullied at school and while you're genuinely concerned and comforting them, he just leans down to their level to look them in the eye and says, with the straightest face possible
"...wanna find their address?"
MIND YOU. You're both still standing outside the car as parents and kids pass by. You smack his arm and have to spend the next hour explaining to your excited child why that's a horrible idea
Expect Dex to teach your kid how to fight, mostly long distance. And because of this you'll be heading to the living room and a coin flies past your face
"What the hell was that?"
Dex stands there sheepishly with your kid going to hide behind him
"That... is my fault."
Dex fidgets a lot. You've gotten used to it but it weirded your kid out at first
"Why do you roll your wrists so much?"
Dex opened his eyes to see them staring, again. A soft laugh through his nose escaped but you answered for him
"Cause he's an old man."
He turned to see you drinking tea/coffee, eyes squinting from trying not to laugh
"She's right," he said as he looked to them again. "But you two make it worse."
Trying to imagine him with a kid going through teen angst. He doesn't take a single thing they say seriously (unless it's really serious, of course)
When they had the audacity to slam their door after you told them to do chores, he stopped you from going upstairs and insisted that he'd handle it
At first you're like how would a man who's never had kids of his own know what to do, but after about an hour of a muffled conversation they both came back downstairs and they apologized with a tight hug and a pout. You hug them back, confused then you look at him
"How did you...?" You mouthed. "I'll tell you later." He mouthed back. And they never slammed their door again
So with the fbi thing, I assume he'd be out the house a lot but on the particularly long days, he always came back home with flowers and takeout from your favorite place no matter how far. If you have a daughter he'll get her flowers too
I think this would operate the same both ways but I'm going with daughter for this part. While he used to be able to get on her level and give her the world's greatest advice years ago, when she's a teen dealing with teen things, he's so lost
"And then Raquel fucked-"
"Language," he said while rubbing his temples.
"Sorry, she slept with Asha's ex the day after they split and then-"
"Wait, wait, just- slow down. Please."
"Slowing it down never helps," you chime in and curl up on the couch right next to him with a bowl of snacks. Meanwhile your daughter is cross legged on the floor in front of him talking in circles and zigzags
Do you think you could do a your camera roll if you dated Tony Stark?
These are awesome by the way, so cute. Especially the Castiel one.
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Hi! Sorry this took me so long. Thank you so much! The Castiel one is definitely my favourite. I hope you like this!
Your camera roll if.... you were dating Tony Stark
"Son of a bitch!" You exclaimed, startling a nearby Sam and Bucky.
"Y/n?" Sam asked cautiously "You okay?"
"Oh yeah, I'm fucking fantastic" You bit back through gritted teeth.
"What's wrong, Doll?" Bucky asked.
"My idiot of a boyfriend"
"God, what'd Tony do now?"
You huffed, turning your phone to the pair, showing them a photo of Tony with Happy, Happy who was in a hospital bed and bandages.
"This"
"Tony did that? I thought he liked that guy" Sam replied.
"I don't know what the hell happened. He just sent me this photo with absolutely no context. I'm gonna kill him. With a big knife"
Bucky, far too nonchalantly, reached an arm around his back, pulling out a knife and handing it to you.
"Here. Just have her back by Saturday, we got plans"
You took the knife gladly. At the same moment, something crashed through the window behind you. You turned, spotting one of Tony's suits. Then Tony. He got um from the rumble, running towards you.
"Y/n! Y/n" He rushed up to you, his hands grabbing your arms, holding you there "Please, please don't be mad"
"Right. Why would I be mad? Just because one of my best friends is in hospital and you didn't even care enough to tell me properly?!"
"It wasn't me"
"You used to be better at lying"
"I'm serious"
"You're in the photo! And you sent it from your phone!"
"I know but I didn't send it. Please believe me, Rhodey did"
"He did?"
"Yes. He thought it'd be funny, he took my phone, the second I got it back I came here. I was about to call you"
"Well, is Happy okay?"
"Aside from some busted up ribs, he'll be fine"
"Good. And you're okay?"
"If you're not planning on using that knife on me, then yes"
You looked to your palm, seeing the knife you were never really going to use anyways.
You turned back "Hey Buck!" and threw the knife "You and Cecilia have fun"
"Thanks, Doll"
"Wait a minute" Sam started "Are we just gonna ignore the fact that his knife has a name? And that it's Cecilia?!"
You all replied in unison.
"Yes"
Tony had been working in his lab for hours so you decided to check on him. You made a cup of decaf because you knew he wouldn't drink anything but coffee and that he'd probably had about eight today alone. You went down to the lab and saw Tony, on a table, dancing?
"Babe?"
"Yeah?" He turned, still grooving along with the beat that only he could hear.
"You okay?"
"Totally!"
"You're dancing"
"Yep! C'mon, join me!"
"No, I don't think I will"
"You gotta! It's so much fun!"
"Did you break into Thor's Asgardian liquor again?"
"What? No! 'Course not"
"Wait. Shit. You stole Quill's space weed, didn't you?"
He smiled like an idiot "I love you, y'know that?"
Your rolled your eyes and sighed "C'mon, let's get you to bed-"
"Ooh, fun"
"-Before you get intergalactic munchies like Clint did. Goddamn he ate a lot of Pop-tarts"
"I remember, Thor nearly killed him"
"Awwwww" You cooed as you looked at your phone, your voice loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Lady Y/n, did you find another cat video?" Thor asked, a little more excitedly than you would've imagined.
"No, just my boys"
"Who?"
"My husband and my son" You grinned.
"I did not know you were married, nor had a child, contratulations!" Thor boomed.
You squinted your eyes, then realised.
"Tonyyyyy!" You called out.
"Yes sugarplum?" He popped his head around the corner.
"Anthony Edward Stark, what did you do?"
"Nothing"
"You only ever call me sugarplum when you're trying to make up for fucking something up"
"I didn't fuck anything up"
"Oh yeah? Is that why Thor doesn't know that I have a husband and son?"
"Okay, maybe I forgot to tell everyone"
"Tell us what?" Clint asked as he walked in with Nat.
"What are you hiding from us, Tony?" Nat asked, with a slightly scary monotone.
Plot: you and your friend Pietro are hanging out when you see a shooting star.
Warnings: none that I know of
Notes: based on the @flufftober 2024 prompt: make a wish
This fic takes place before they’re taken by Hydra.
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You and Pietro were sitting by the window of his family’s apartment. While he was staring at you, you were looking up at the night sky. You noticed something and told Pietro, “look, in the sky, it’s a shooting star.” You turn to him and tell him, “quick, make a wish.”
You closed your eyes and wished you could tell him how you feel about him and that his sister, Wanda wouldn’t be mad.
Before you could open your eyes, however, you felt lips on yours, kissing you. You were too in shock to respond, so they pulled back. You opened your eyes and saw Pietro looking down as he whispered, “forget that happened, please, princessa.”
“No,” you quickly grabbed his arm. “I want that to happen again. I just didn’t expect it.”
He looks up at you, “are you sure?”
“Yes,” you breathe as you look down at his lips, while biting on your lower lip.
He lifts his hand to cup your cheek gently, which makes you lean into it as you look up at him.
Your eyes flutter shut as he moves closer until he captures your lips. You melt into his kiss as you put your hands on his shoulders and try to pull him closer until the two of you pull back, breathless. You can feel yourself blush, but he just chuckles, as do you, before he kisses your forehead and pulls you close.
“My princessa.”
“Always and don’t forget it.”
He pulls back, giving you a wink, before adding, “how could I forget someone as beautiful as you?”
You smile at him before giving him a quick kiss before joining his family in watching old tv shows.
Can you do a camera roll of Matt Murdock? And these are great, btw!
Thank you! I'm having a lot of fun making them!
Your camera roll if..... you were dating Matt Murdock
"Okay, so I get that you've got super hearing-"
"Not super but go on"
"Okay, you have really good hearing, but how the hell do you look at the camera when I'm taking a photo? Is it that echo location stuff bats have?"
"Sort of, yeah"
"Then why wouldn't you call yourself Batboy or something?"
"Batboy? Seriously?"
"Fine, maybe not that exactly but you get my point"
"I do, but don't you think making a vigilante persona based off of a bat is kind of.... weird?"
"Matthew my darling, you dress up like Satan every night and tell people you're the good guy"
"Fair enough. I feel like I should have thought that one through a little more. But it does fit, Hell's Kitchen and all"
"I suppose so, it is a little ironic though"
"How's that?"
"You dressing up like the devil but always being cold"
"That was one night, you're never gonna let that go, are you?"
"Oh never. The fearsome Daredevil, watching over the streets of New York and keeping people safe, all while he's snuggled up in his favourite blanket"
"It was freezing! You're the one who brought it"
"I did, but I didn't expect you to wrap yourself up like a little old Russian woman"
"How was I supposed to know that? I couldn't see!"
"Really? I hadn't noticed"
"Oh you're just so funny"
"Well I try, besides, haven't I been telling you for months that you need a fleece lined suit?"
"I should ask next time"
"Good. Either that or you keep the blanket and change your name to Babushka Devil"
"Yeah, that rolls right off the tongue"
You were curled up on the couch with Matt, his arm around your waist and your head on his shoulder.
"Y'know" You started "I can see why Foggy's your best friend"
"Yeah?"
"Mhm, he's kind and silly but simultaneously kick ass sometimes"
"Foggy's kick ass? Did you hit your head or did he get you to say that?"
You rolled your eyes with a sigh and swatted him playfully.
"I'm serious! I was scrolling through my phone and I found an old photo of you two and Karen just before a big case. Foggy's pulling a ridiculous face but ten minutes later in court, he won the case like it was nothing. That's pretty kick ass"
"I suppose it is. You really remember our cases?"
"Every one. Partially because I care about you and I listen to you but a little bit because you look really hot in court"
"Really? Is that why you always want to come and watch?"
Hii! For the fluff alphabet can we get K, O, and Y for Peter Maximoff pls :]
Sure thing anon! (Fluff alphabet can be found here)
Kiss- Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?
Peter's kiss are kind of like him: fast and hard to notice unless you're paying attention. That's not to say they're not good, or that he doesn't like slower kisses, but quick pecks are his favorite. He likes to zoom by you really quickly and plant one on your lips, cheek, or head, assuming he has your permission first of course. In fact, that was most likely how your first kiss took place. He just sort of gave you one and then left before you could react properly, probably because he was too flustered after to want to talk about it.
On Cloud Nine- What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?
He follows you around like a lovesick puppy, in all honesty. It's so obvious to everyone around him that he likes you except for, ironically, himself. At first he'll completely deny having any sort of feelings for you when asked, insisting that you're "just a really good friend", but everyone knows he's lying because his actions speak a lot louder than his words do. He'll talk about you to anybody who's willing to listen, and will still talk even if they aren't lmao. If he were to express his feelings first, he'd be so awkward, stumbling over his words and probably zipping away before you could even respond to it. If you said something first, though, he'd just about melt into a puddle of goo at your feet, giggling and blushing like a teenage girl because "omg you like me back hehe".
Yearning- How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?
He's like one of those little lapdogs that wait by the door while their owner's gone. He acts like it's the end of the world, moping around the mansion and sighing heavily until someone asks him what's wrong, to which he replies with a pitiful little "nothing" until he's pressed further and then he admits just how much he misses you to whoever asked. He mostly copes by distracting himself with whatever sort of video games he has laying around until you finally return.
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Idk if you’re still doing this, but I loved the one I saw 💖 Would it be possible to get ‘D’ from the Fluff Alphabet w/ Peter Maximoff please? 🙏🏻
yeah absolutely! (friendly reminder to anyone who sees this, you don't have to send in the full alphabet when it comes to requesting! it's perfectly okay to just send in one or two if you'd prefer 💕 fluff alphabet can be found here btw)
Dreams- How do they picture their future with their s/o?
Peter doesn't really strike me as someone who dwells too much on what the future will be like. He prefers to live in the moment, having learned time and time again that it's not something to be taken for granted. However, he does like to imagine a future with you, even if it's just the two of you still living at the X Mansion and teaching kids there well into old age. He wants to spend his life with you, regardless of whether or not your routine ends up changing at some point.
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You met Wanda in Sokovia when she saved your life, she was your guardian angel from that day on, forever. It may be a tired cliche but you really did fall in love at first sight.
Now, as you lie in bed next to the most wonderful woman in the world you truly realise it. Being with her in this blissful moment you think about everything you love about her. She always has trouble falling asleep and she likes to cuddle up to you under the sheets. She loves pop songs and dancing, and bad trash TV. She loves the love notes you leave her every morning and you love the ones she leaves you every night. She likes giving gifts, your favourite being the necklace she gave you just because. A red gem suspended from a gold chain that never left your neck. She has a hard time accepting a good compliment but that doesn't stop you from showering her with them. She loves all of her friends like a whole family. She loves little children and babies, she's always so good with them that it often has you wondering what your own would be like. If they'd have her red flaming hair and her sparkling eyes, or her sweet gentle nature, if you're lucky they'll be exactly like her. On days when it feels like the whole world might cave in all you need is to stand side by side and you'll make it. She's the best thing that you'll ever have and she'll love you if you love her like you do. Every day she gives you her heart and you hold it gently, never letting go and never dreaming of breaking it. She tells you your arms are the places she feels safe in. She's the best thing you'll ever have. At every chance you get you kiss her with as much passion as you can. You run your hands through her hair when she's sad and when she doesn't notice how pretty she is you tell her over and over so she never forgets. She's the best thing you'll ever have. She'll love you if you love her, forever.