#yapping back

[hollanoveau]

Thinking about that post thats like 'after the video of shane and ilya gets leaked half the comments are calling shane the calvin klein guy' and actually i have such a funny idea for an au now where homophobia is defeated by sheer virtue of the backlash against the NHL by random non-hockey fans who ONLY know shane and ilya from their various brand deals and modeling contracts?

some non-sports news source publishes an article about how shane and ilya are being scrutinized/investigated for their relationship and the vast majority of the internet is like 'the calvin klein and rolex guy? and the vman magazine and YSL guy? are Dating!!?' (or alternately, 'the Valencia Pocaterra guy and the XiOX magazine guy?' bc connor storrie your long curls will always be famous to meeeeee) (or alternately alternately, 'the reebok guy and the adidas guy') (or alternately alternately alternately, 'the aston martin guy and the porsche guy') and there's this huge thing where a lot of people are like 'why is this a big deal why are they being scrutinized?'

anyway the concept of 'two hot models dating' breaks the internet and they get to live happily ever after on the sheer power of people going 'those guys play hockey? why is it bad they're dating?'

Yuna Hollander Vindication Arc honestly, and i'm imagining this for Ilya too bc his agent/manager was only so aggressive about getting him into modeling/endorsements bc Yuna was so aggesive about getting shane modeling and endorsement deals

“THOSE GUYS PLAY HOCKEY???” truly a life saving sentence even though shane would self harm if he knew people associated him with anything OTHER than hockey first and foremost

[boredfandomchild]

What’s your favourite Janka artist? If you don’t have one, what’s your favourite Janka fan fiction?

oooohhh there are so many lovely talented janka artists out here and I reblog so much haha BUT some of my favs off the top of my head are

@/jabs-artt fantastic if you're looking for something spicy or objectum (aka janka + their vital instruments, especially zanka x lovely). they are exclusively janka currently.

@/ooppo 🖤 my lovely moot has some wonderful art. she does reg janka, yuri janka, soft and sweet janka, bloody janka. she just did a piece where Zanka finds Jabber as kids and takes him in and its adorable (she really needs to write that au). she is multifandom.

and @/the-court-jester-arts another of my moots 🖤 their art feels so cozy to me. very comic style. (im also a little biased bc they did some fanart for one of my fics and im still not over it). they're multifandom too.

as for favorite fics... ohhh I'm sooo bad at bookmarking fics 😭 i might have to do a deep dive into my ao3 history and make a rec list haha

BUT

Maybe Then You'll Calm Down by @/poppy5991 is a recent favorite and is fantastic (check tags bc it does get spicy) and i loved what they did with the viral instruments.

ty so much for your questions 🥰🖤

[speaker-anon]

intro post or something idk

hi! you may know me as speaker anon from a certain side blog where i trolled 🥀/briar for a while before ending up in a state of concord! (in short we got along! woohoo!!)

you may call me speaker anon, or some fancy name or nickname idk i'm trying to figure that out myself

my special gimmick is going around other blogs/places and blast random noises, ranging from random bullshit to music memes, to some cool bangers!

oh yeah i go by any pronouns so go crazy go stupid with it even

tags are at the bottom with some important information!

#speaking with a mic <— random text posts

#doing my job <— me blasting random shit on max volume to someone

#a loud-ish reply <— answered asks

#lore! <— wait what the fuck i have lore??? no i don't (//it's a lie)

#yapping back <— interactions with any blogs

#mod's yapping <— ooc posts

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you can send any blog in my ask and i'll do my job! :] as in any blog

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[hollanoveau]

ilya in one of those babydolls with an open front and the baby bump peeking through. cliff might pass out i fear

I ALSO WILL PASS OUT I FEAR

also hey… @hollanovshome ….. if you ever need an idea for a sketch….. anon over here is cooking…….

[hollanoveau]

Okay so imagine obliviously bicurious Marley is traded to Ottawa before Shane and Ilya are outed. And like Shane and Ilya are always hanging out and Cliff is Ilya's best friend and so the three of them are always hanging out together. Cliff just keeps absentmindedly touching Shane and Shane just as obliviously keeps smiling at Cliff when he does and the whole thing is driving Ilya crazy because neither one of them are seeing it.

HAHAHA GOD POOR ILYA. and when he brings it up even remotely shane is like “what? no god he’s straight i just like looking at him” and he shrivels up and dies a little more

[hollanoveau]

Ilya/shane/cliff hookup at like all stars or something where cliff “strikes out” and the bar and Ilya offers him an easy hole to fuck back in his hotel room. And of course the hole in question is Shane, still leaking cum from when Ilya fucked him earlier, so Cliff can just slide right in while Shane sleeps. Shane wakes up to Cliff thrusting in, Ilya soothes him by shoving fingers in his mouth, telling him to be good and take it…

Oh but of course, because Cliff loves Ilya’s sloppy seconds. He uses it as a way to brag; he’s bigger than Ilya, so it makes sense to let Ilya go first and stretch the hole for him. Slick it up with his cum. So when Cliff sinks into Shane fucking Hollander’s broken-in hole, he can ram all the way to the hilt. Feel the tension give as Shane adjusts to an even bigger cock spearing into him, drawing a needy moan from his mouth.

Ilya’s fingers are there soon, coaxing him on, yes, Hollander, good, just like that, take it all. Who else should I call up here to fuck your slutty ass? Scott Hunter? Carter Vaughn? How about the whole team. Would you like that? Getting a load from every All Star? Even the ones who call you a faggot? I know you would, gorgeous. Is what you deserve.

He lets Cliff finish inside. Doesn’t interject when Cliff goes to his knees and laps up his mess and Ilya’s, face buried between Shane’s cheeks like a starving man at a banquet. Just slaps him gamely on the ass before he gets dressed and leaves with a thanks, Roz, I owe ya one, and shuts the door.

[hollanoveau]

Are you still doing the microfic thing, by chance?

Because I was wondering what you might do with this

Quote: "You want a treat?"

(baby i am always here to turn out microfics im like a very horny vending machine)

The puppy thing was fucking weird, at first.

Cliff is not a sex connoisseur by any means. He likes to fuck, sure. He’s always been game for a threesome, or foursome, or however-many-some, really, because it was all the same thing at the end of the day. Cock go in hole, things happen, feels good.

It’s not until he gets with Luca that things… escalate.

Luca is into Other Things. Sex, yes, but sex with Props and Accessories and Devices. Sex with Terms and Conditions and Rules. It throws Cliff off at first, not because he’s never heard of any of it (though some of the things are 100% novel to him) but because it’s never been his thing in particular. He’s never put this much thought into just Having Sex before.

But Luca likes it. He likes wearing a collar around the house. He likes when Cliff leashes him and calls him “puppy”. He likes the tail plug that Cliff eases into his ass as he tells him what a good boy he is. And whatever Luca likes, Luca gets, because Cliff can’t not spoil his partners, especially one as perfect and adoring as Luca Haas.

And it’s rubbing off on Cliff, whether he’s aware of it or not.

They’re not even really doing anything particularly erotic when Cliff suddenly asks the question. Luca is laying with his head in Cliff’s lap in the bed, some reality show playing at low volume on the TV. But suddenly, Cliff finds himself asking:

“Do you want a treat?”

Luca looks up, immediately awake. “Yes, please,” he sighs.

“Come here, puppy,” Cliff murmurs, patting his lap, and then Luca is scrambling onto him, straddling his hips.

“Good boy,” Cliff praises, and already Luca is squirming in his arms, body warm and getting warmer from the words and the close contact. Cliff slides a hand between them, shoving Luca’s boxers down to grip his half-hard cock. The kid has the libido of a fucking jackrabbit and can get a stiffie in thirty seconds flat, Cliff swears.

Luca gasps and whines against Cliff’s neck as he strokes him, hips grinding in small circles with the motion, a puppy humping his master greedily. Cliff lets him, because Cliff is a fucking pushover, and because the friction against his own hardening cock is delicious. His free hand reaches around to grab Luca’s ass roughly, tugging his cheek to the side.

“Who’s my good boy?” Cliff growls in Luca’s ear, giving his cockhead a twist.

“I-I am, Daddy,” Luca pants, rocking harder into Cliff’s hand, chasing the friction with fervor. “I’m your good boy. I want to be good for you. I want to be the best for you.”

“You are, baby,” Cliff assures him, kissing his temple. “Such a good boy for me. Now come for Daddy.”

And like the good dog he is, Luca does, right on command.

[hollanoveau]

Omg @/nighthaunting's ask made me think, cliff rough fucking shane while ilya is forced to just watch because "its bad for the baby babe :/" (theyre lying)

Oh noooo you want me to talk about them having nasty sex oh god what awwfullllll

But yeah like. Ilyas got a lot of kinky shit around the house but the one thing he never thought to buy was a fucking strap bc why would he ever need that?? And then whoops pussy here penis gone! Fuck! But it’s okay it’s not like Shane is gonna show up - FUCK SHANE SHOWED UP AND LIVES HERE NOW FUCK!!!!!

And at first Shane does Not want to even think about sex bc Cliff Is Always There. He doesn’t know him like that. But also. He’s horny. Ilya is Right There and yes he can use his mouth and his hands but it’s Not The Same. Until eventually Shane is fucking crying over how badly he misses ilya’s cock and being fucked senseless by him and ilyas like baby. I know you two arent close but like. Cliff is right downstairs. And he’s one of the few people i know whose dick is bigger than mine. He will take care of you. I promise. And Shane’s already looking up at him like at the dinner table in ep 6 and going is it really bigger?? 🥺🥺🥺 promise?? 🥺🥺🥺

They call Cliff up there. And my man Heathcliff Marleau-Bianchi lives to serve. That’s ilya’s right hand man. Anything you need he’s got it boss. Hollander needs a one way ticket to pound town? On it baby. Come to daddy Hollzy. God, you’re so fuckin’ pretty, man, I’ve always thought you were smokin’ hot in all those underwear ads. You got such nice skin, baby. This ass? Sweet mother of God that’s a good ass. Yeah? You like that? You want more? Okay babe, yeah, you can take it all, can’t you? You’re a fuckin’ champ, Hollzy. Fuckin’ stunner, you. C’mon Roz, touch yourself baby, lemme see how wet you are for us, ohhh yeah baby, that’s so fuckin good. So pretty baby. After I take care of Hollander here I’ll teach him how to eat pussy like a real man, bro. We’ll take good care of you too, Rozy, don’t worry. You just kick back and watch daddy work. Anything for you, doll, anything you want.