#yappy dog

[tomicscomics]

09/08/2023

"[This little puppy]... can make a... hell of heaven." ~ "Paradise Lost" by John Milton (paraphrased)

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: In this Bible story, Jesus is granting His disciples authority and instituting His Church on earth.  "What you bind/loose on earth shall be bound/loosed in heaven," is a quote from Jesus that refers to ancient Jewish traditions of kings and stewardship.  In this cartoon, John takes the saying literally, and to experiment, he un-leashes a nearby dog to "let it loose" on earth.  Sure enough, the moment he looses the dog on earth, it's immediately teleported to heaven to harass an unsuspecting angel.  This is high art.

And for anyone who doesn't find yappy, teleporting dogs the peak of comedy, just know that it was between this and a flatulence joke.  As for me, I have chosen the better part, and it will not be taken away.

[smokesignalsfromthehill]

Yappy Dog ~ Zen Haiku

Little yappy dog Invading my brainwaves Your bark my ego

[valkryine]

i wonder about my worth but never yours. never ever yours. you are invaluable to me. i dont know if i can breathe without you in the world. I dont know what kind of person i would be. Thats why I wonder.

[valkryine]

hate being awake let me god back

[valkryine]

hey what was the point of messaging me if your really not that into me like. do you wanna talk or not

[valkryine]

i dont understand what it is to be loved as a person and not a tool

[valkryine]

im wildly prone to being tongue twisted and mushmouthed and so usually i just dislike speaking aloud and when i do i mumble. terrible speaker

[valkryine]

i have to fucking lock in dude i cannot be like this any more