#yappyyaps

[yappyone]

I’ve been taking a smalllllll break to uh…well…crash out, buy a bar, and move to a new country. Stay hard and hold tight, I’ll be back to my nasty ways in no time.

[yappyone]

Do you think Hemingway would approve of the “write drunk, edit sober” approach being applied to the porn I write?

[yappyone]

I don’t know what kind of ads you’re getting, but getting ads for headstones while I’m looking up the sick shit I’m into is crazy 💀