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[kalesaladd]

a little dew x phantom thing i wrote for fun!

tldr: bug is the cutest ever, dew is a grumpy little guy but a softie at heart, and rain is a proud wingman (of sorts). all my ghoul boys get a happy ending in my barbie dream house :)

so much fluff it’s almost too much under the cut!

thinking about phantom, who is more than used to dew being a little standoffish with everyone but rain, especially when it comes to physical affection. and he’s fine with that… for the most part.

he just wants so badly for dew to like him, to feel comfortable with him, to trust him. but he’s accepted that at this point, even though it’s been a while since he was summoned, he’ll just have to go without dew’s affection. and yes… it stings, but at least everyone else is more than willing to cuddle our little bug whenever he wants! still, it hurts every time dew steps past him in favor of rain’s arms.

he’s so used to it, that when he’s laying on the couch watching tv with rain after a long rehearsal day, he’s unable to get comfortable. he’s anxious because he knows that when dew comes in looking exhausted… he’ll curl up next to rain, leaving bug painfully alone until someone else hopefully makes their way to the common room for some tv time.

so when dew finally does make an appearance, looking like he was dragged out of the pits just moments earlier, phantom unintentionally holds his breath. even though he knows what’s about to happen, he also knows it’s going to hurt like hell when dew makes no effort to acknowledge him.

that’s why it surprises the hell out of him when dew shuffles over to his side of the room and flops down on top of him.

for a second phantom just lays there. his mind is blank, he’s as stiff as a board, and he has no conceivable idea what he’s supposed to do in this situation. he’s convinced that dew must have mistaken him for rain because of how dark it is in the common room. either that… or he must be hallucinating.

but when dew turns his face and nuzzles it into his neck, phantom snaps out of his trance. he’s still laying there frozen when dew wraps his arms around his middle, unsure if this is actually happening. phantom turns his head the tiniest amount to look over at rain, hoping to find some help, or at least some acknowledgment that he’s not dreaming.

when they lock eyes, he’s entirely surprised to find that his water ghoul friend is already looking at him, grinning ear to ear, looking happier than he’s ever seen him. all of a sudden, it hits phantom that this is real, that dew really did choose to lay with him instead of rain, and that he better take full advantage of the situation.

so bug gingerly wraps his arms around dew’s waist in return, trying his best to calm his erratic breathing and slow his rapid pulse. for the first few minutes, he continued to look over to rain for reassurance. he’s wanted this for so long, he can hardly believe it’s real, and he wants to make sure he’s not going to fuck it up. he can’t fuck this up.

and sitting on the couch across from them is an entirely too giddy rain, who is just so happy that dew is finally letting his guard down with bug. he knows dew is rough around the edges, and that he only truly gives up the tough guy act around those who make him feel comfortable… which is hardly anyone. it took dew ages to warm up to him, and rain genuinely didn’t think he’d live to see it happen with any of the other ghouls - especially not a newbie.

but when rain met phantom? he just knew that their sweet little bug would find a way to crack dew’s heart wide open and make a home there for himself. he’s been waiting for this day for months. he’s actually so confident that bug has finally won dew over, that he thinks bug can pull off a special little move rain has perfected - one that’s saved for when dew is extra grumpy and tired, one that’s sure to have him melting even further into phantom.

so rain gets phantom’s attention, and he mimes to bug that he should scratch dew’s head, right up near his horns. phantom goes wide-eyed, subtly shaking his head at rain. bug is worried, no, terrified, that dew is gonna freak out if he tries to make it even the least bit more intimate, and then this whole thing will be ruined. months of hard work down the drain, possibly for good, but rain just nods his head in encouragement, still smiling like phantom has never seen him smile before.

and well, like phantom always hears dew say: go big, or go home.

his hand is shaking, and his heart is pounding, but he goes for it, gently placing his hand on top of dew’s head. when dew doesn’t immediately pull away, phantom starts softly scratching his head, right around the base of his horns like rain had shown him.

dew stiffens up, and phantom’s breath catches in his throat. he wills himself to stay put, to not run away or start crying… and then it happens. dew does melt. he almost immediately starts purring, burying his face deeper into the area between bug’s neck and shoulder, and lets out the biggest, happiest sigh phantom has ever heard a ghoul make.

and suddenly, all is right in the world.

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when phantom sees dew laying on the couch watching tv (pretty much all he does in his downtime besides fiddle with his guitars) he immediately flops down on top of him to cuddle.

dew ALWAYS puts on a little show of being annoyed and huffing and puffing about it (it’s a bit) and phantom giggles because he knows dew actually loves bug cuddles. dew does it every time because he knows it makes phantom laugh.

and then rain comes in and rolls his eyes (affectionately) bc dew always protests when rain teases him for being sweet on bug, but his actions say different.

[kalesaladd]

a little something i wrote after witnessing the most insane mv clip i’ve ever seen :)

post raintom thigh grab smut under the cut!

rain lets phantom get away with it for a little while. let’s him think that he’s cute enough to act like a little shit on stage and rain won’t do anything about it. phantom always gets to play innocent and sweet in dew and rain’s little double team act… so he gets cocky. he gets comfortable with the default that is rain praising and rewarding him more often than not. but he forgets just how much of that dynamic relies on rain pitting the two of them against each other, how much it relies on dew being worse behaved than phantom. so now, when it’s just him and rain, and he’s purposefully pushed rain’s buttons… seems he’s forgotten how rain prefers to deal with brats.

phantom thinks he’s in the clear when rain retreats to a different room to clean up after a ritual. so when he gets in the shower to wash off the night and the leftover adrenaline, he expects that he’ll be showering alone tonight. he figures he’ll go find rain and dew later for a quiet night of cheesy action movies and room service, or maybe he’ll seek out aurora to watch some (admittedly entertaining) reality tv. what he doesn’t expect though, is to hear a knock on the bathroom door just as he’s getting ready to wash his hair. putting the shampoo down, he calls out a quick “come in!”, assuming it’s one of the others asking if he wants them to order something for him from room service, or maybe one of the girls needs to borrow some conditioner. when he doesn’t hear anything save for the sound of the door opening and shutting quietly, he pokes his head out to see who it could be.

and who does he find behind the curtain but rain, leaning against the bathroom counter with his arms crossed and a neutral look on his face. phantom, in a moment of confusion, opens his mouth to ask what rain needs, but his voice catches in his throat as he watches rain flip the lock on the bathroom door, turning back to him with the same unreadable expression.

rain makes a show of getting undressed slowly, phantom staring owlishly at him from where he’s poked his head out behind the shower curtain, too caught off guard to do much else. as rain pulls the last of his clothing off, he asks “you don’t mind me joining you, right bug? dew’s hogging the shower in our room, and i figured you wouldn’t mind sharing”. and phantom can do nothing but nod and stammer out a murmured “uh yeah, sure, of course” as rain pushes back the curtain and crowds him into the corner of the fancy hotel shower.

rain doesn’t even bother trying to keep up the facade, to lure phantom into a false sense of security. he just pushes him up against the wall with a glint in his eyes and a smug smile on his face, enjoying the way phantom’s mouth falls open as he tries to brace his hands against the tile behind him. wastes no time in bringing a hand up to phantom’s jaw, forcing him to look rain in the eye. and once he’s satisfied with the position he’s got him in, rain cuts to the chase.

“oh bug… you didn’t really think you could pull a stunt like that on stage and get away with it, did you? and here i thought you were a good boy… seems dew has been rubbing off on you in more ways then one.”

phantom tries to respond, manages to stammer out a “rain… i didn’t” before he’s cut off as rain pushes his thumb into his mouth, pressing down on his tongue until he’s forced to open his mouth wider to accommodate the intrusion. the smile on rain’s face is wicked as phantom trembles and his eyes slip shut, not missing that with how close their bodies are, he can feel exactly what this is doing to phantom.

now that rain has already reduced him to a whimpering, shaky mess… he takes the opportunity to push phantom down onto his knees and tilt his head up with the fingers still on his jaw. pulls his thumb out to rub it across phantom’s bottom lip, dragging downward as he guides phantom to open his mouth. before rain takes things further, he makes a point of looking him in the eye as he waits for phantom to give him the go ahead, to confirm he’s comfortable with what’s happening. and he does, phantom nodding so enthusiastically that he almost cracks his head open on the tile wall behind him. and with that, rain grips himself in one hand, his other still holding phantom’s jaw, and pushes himself into phantom’s waiting mouth.

for rain, the image of phantom on his knees is like sin itself. it’s in the way his eyebrows draw together in a pretty pout, the way he looks up at rain with those big brown eyes, the way he can see the outline of himself in phantom’s mouth as he takes as much of rain as he physically can. he’s so good, sitting still on the shower floor as rain uses him for his own pleasure, keeps his hands to himself and his mouth wide open, even as his eyes slip shut with how overwhelming it all is.

for phantom, it’s more of a reward than a punishment, the way rain chooses to chastise him. but it’s a reminder all the same, of what happens when he pokes the bear and thinks he can get away with it. at the end of the day, phantom is content to be the prey, as long as rain is the predator.

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what if the ghouls had a beach day?

step number one: sunscreen!

most of the ghouls tan very nicely, although phantom burns super fast. dew? dew looks like a lobster when he’s been outside all day.

as a result, aether insists on slathering all of them in a sunscreen balm that he and mounty have perfected! dew fusses the entire time and just wants to GO ALREADY so he can play in the lake with rain! everyone else is very cooperative :)

phantom (victim number two) falls asleep on a beach chair just from the gentle rubbing and touching. mounty and aeth join him in their “dad passed out snoring on the beach” activities.

step number two: water activities!

not even five minutes after they get there, cirrus is yelling at dew for trying to drown swiss… and then at swiss for trying to drown them both. she’s standing at the edge of the water screaming “DEWDROP YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF HIS HEAD THIS INSTANT OR SO HELP ME SATAN”.

mounty and aether also help dew and phantom play chicken in the shallows. rain is doing laps very gracefully or floating perfectly still on his back… while swiss tries and fails to do the butterfly.

rory is chilling on a unicorn floatie in the lake with sunglasses and a drink, sunbathing like the princess she is! once lus is done corralling the boys for sunscreen time, she joins aurora in getting tipsy off wine while floating on the water.

dew & swiss always try to flip the girls over… which often leads to them getting kicked in the face. bug is hanging on to the edge of one of the girl’s floats just loving life!

step number three: sandcastles!

once phantom wakes up, he wants to make sand castles! but sunny wants to play monster and stomp on bug’s sandcastles! at first, aurora is helping bug make castles… but then she starts helping sunny stomp on them.

phantom still has white zinc on his face bc lus keeps making him come back from his sandcastles to slather it on his face (mom activities). she’s saying something something about how he has enough freckles already and she knows dew is gonna get burnt and she doesn’t want to deal with two burnt ghouls.

dew is gonna need someone to untangle his hair later… he didn’t braid it and he has a sensitive scalp. it’s going to be a process.

but wait… what about bathing suits?!

lus is wearing a full get up: one of those old timey one pieces, with her beautiful flowy hair, pretty sandals, a nice floppy hat that matches her suit, and a flowy coverup!

cirrus is wearing a matching bikini in the same pattern as lus’s one piece. her hair is in beautiful french braids so it doesn’t get tangled :)

aeth has got the quintessential (haha get it) dad outfit on: khaki shorts that are too long, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt, dad sunglasses with the strap that holds them on your head, beat up birkenstock sandals, and white zinc on his nose.

mounty is sat under an umbrella wearing a regular pair of swim trunks, but he’s got a sun hat on, sunglasses, a long sleeve sun-shirt, and lots of SPF 100 sunscreen. he is very fair skinned and freckled as well… and he knows he can’t afford to sit and tan like some of the others.

aurora is wearing a frilly multicolored bikini, fun sunglasses, adorable matching sandals, and her hair is beautifully braided!

dew is wearing long ass board shorts (black… duh) and sunglasses. he’s simple. his hair is NOT braided or tied back…

bug’s swim shorts are purple with little bats on them (a gift from rory). he’s also wearing a bucket hat and those silly arms floaties (cirrus made him wear them bc she’s worried about him drowning).

rainy is so fabulous… he’s wearing 5” inseam shorts in some pastel color that fit perfectly. he looks like a men’s swimwear model.

swiss is wearing a speedo…

thanks to my friends for helping create this silly post :) @passifaggot @nyxiamoon @hanalyrata

[kalesaladd]

a self indulgent smutty phantom ramble for your reading pleasure

nsfw under the cut!

sex with phantom is always so much fun, and will always leaves you satisfied and wanting more. he’s such a sweet guy, and a real romantic at heart. he always makes you feel special and takes the time to remind you how much he loves you and cares about you while at the same time making you cum harder than you ever have before. the intimacy is unmatched, and it just makes it that much better. sensual and passionate is his MO, and you can’t help but love every second.

phantom’s favorite positions are any where he can see your face and be close to you. missionary is a classic with him, and even though some would regard it as “vanilla”, you wouldn’t have it any other way. the way he rolls his hips into you is addicting, and he always gives you so much attention and affection. he’s all about soft praise, loving compliments, sweet kisses and eye contact. he tells you how good you feel, how much he loves you, how pretty you look, and how he’s so lucky he gets to see you like this.

when it comes to bug, he is definitely not shy about making noise in the bedroom. he just gets so into it he can’t help it. soft moans when he first bottoms out, whines that get louder towards the end when he’s close, and groaning when he finds the perfect angle or you clench around him. he loves to hear you too - he wants to know exactly how good he’s making you feel, and he loves when you straight up tell him that. let’s be honest, you tell him that every time you guys have sex, because he always feels amazing inside you.

another one of his favorite positions is when he has you sitting in his lap facing him. at that point it’s almost 90% just grinding back and forth on top of him, but you don’t mind… he feels so good that you almost can’t bear it when he pulls out before thrusting back in. he loves how close you can be in this position, and how he can kiss you softly or leave hickies on your neck and jaw. he’s not a possessive guy per se (he knows you’re just as obsessed with him as he is with you), so it’s mostly about leaving a reminder of the night for just the two of you.

while soft and sweet phantom is what you get the majority of the time, he’s definitely capable of railing you into next week if the situation calls for it. there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for you, and if you’re looking for a good fucking, you know exactly which buttons to push to achieve that. dragging him into an empty room immediately after coming off stage is a sure fire way to get him to give it to you a little harder, as he’s always so amped up and full of energy - even after performing. and if you guys haven’t seen each other or been able to spend some alone time together in a while? best believe he’s going to make up for it by bending you over the nearest surface once you’re alone to make up for lost time.

phantom is almost ultra sensitive, and like most guys, he loves when you take him in your mouth or hand, it drives him crazy. if you’re using your hand, you can simply rub his tip or circle your thumb around the head and after a few minutes he’s cumming all over his stomach and your hand with a whine. he loves to be overstimulated and you can’t exactly resist it because of how good he looks and sounds when you tease him. when you’re giving him head, he is so gentle, holding your hair back loosely or cupping your face while youre driving him crazy with your tongue. he’s so blissed out that he can barely form words, it’s just soft moans and whines while he rambles about how good you’re doing and how much he loves you.

huge fan of going down on you, that boy is insatiable. sometimes you have to be stern with him because if he had it his way, he would shimmy you out of your clothes and go to town whenever he has a free moment. he’s tried at many inopportune times, and even though you absolutely want to let him, sometimes you have to resist. he usually tries to give you puppy dog eyes and it’s incredibly hard to tell him no when you also wish so badly you had time for it. but best believe that when he is able to lay you out all nice and pretty for him… you better expect to be there for a while. he will take his sweet time with you, focusing on just your clit first, sucking on the sensitive little bud until you’ve come at least once and he can slide his fingers in with no resistance and really get down to business.

like dew, he has such talented and agile fingers/hands, and he certainly puts them to use! he knows you love when he bends you down on the bed with your ass in the air so he can finger you nice and deep until you’re a puddle on the bed and moaning uninhibited. he especially loves to do it when you’re stressed or frustrated, knows it will almost immediately take all the wind out of your sails and you’ll forget what even made you upset in the first place.

he’s such a cutie, and you always leave/end it feeling satisfied and wanting to cuddle with him after. very much the kind of guy who wants to lay with you in the afterglow and talk about silly stuff. he’s also the king of aftercare: snacks, water, a damp towel, etc. whatever you want he will get!

[kalesaladd]

i did bug, so naturally it’s dew’s turn!

nsfw dip dop ramble under the cut 🤭

thinking about how overwhelmingly satisfying getting fucked by dew would be. he’s so much fun in bed, is always down to try new things, knows exactly what he’s doing, and always considers his partner’s pleasure. if you’re feeling like getting fucked into the mattress, getting overstimulated or edged, being teased relentlessly, etc. he’s your guy.

dew is a big fan of the classics. while he definitely likes to try new things, he primarily has a kind of “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” kind of attitude.

doggy style is a favorite of his because he loves to see you face down in the pillows, pulling you up by your hips and pushing your upper body down into the mattress while you take his cock. this position is for when he’s feeling particularly pent up or frustrated, and of course you don’t mind helping him work off some steam! lots of “there ya go, take it like a good girl for me” and “yeah? does that feel good baby?”, a smirk on his face while he’s so deep it’s almost too much. you best believe he doesn’t stop (or really even slow down) when you cum, not until he’s satisfied and you’re just a puddle on the bed.

he loves the eye contact that missionary allows, he’s all about gauging your reaction and watching the way you respond to what he’s doing to you. makes for the perfect makeout position, or for him to leave marks all over your neck and chest. it also allows him plenty of room to wrap one of those beautiful hands around your neck or cover your mouth if need be. he keeps your bodies nice and close together so he’s not only as deep as he can possibly be, but so he’s able to grind his pelvis against your clit on each thrust and drive you crazy. when he’s feeling like being all romantic and gentle about it, missionary is a great way for him to kiss you soft and slow and tell you how much he loves you while he’s buried up to the hilt inside you.

cowgirl is another favorite because he’s always excited to be able to get a great look at you while you ride him. not only can he get really deep in this position, but he gets the pleasure of watching you fall apart on top of him. when you ride him, his hands are everywhere, grabbing at your thighs, hips and waist. he’s absolutely grabbing a handful of your tits as well, maybe even sitting up or pulling you down to give you hickies all over your chest while you bounce on his lap or grind back and forth on top of him. if you get tired, he’s more than happy to pull you down on top of him and thrust into you from below, holding you in place so all you have to do is lay your head on his chest and take it.

spooning is for sleepy sex, gentle and romantic sex, lazy morning sex or really any combination of the above. it’s like cuddling (one of his favorite activities) combined with sex (one of his other favorite activities). it’s for soft dew hours! don’t worry though, he’s still his normal bratty self. he’ll tease you by sucking marks into your neck, tilting your head back to kiss you deeply, or wrapping his arms around you to play with your nipples and stroke your clit. he’ll make you cum hard in his arms while he tells you how beautiful you are and how good it feels to be inside you.

in terms of foreplay, he also loves to go down on you and use his fingers at the same time. he has such nice hands, perfect for filling you up, and he knows exactly how to use his very talented fingers. he pays close attention the first time he goes down on you so he can always do it exactly how you like it. licks your clit at the perfect speed, sucks it into his mouth here and there, and rubs circles on it using your arousal as lube. knows that fingering you deep and fast while he’s licking and sucking on your clit at the same time will have you coming fast and hard.

when it comes to being on the receiving end, he throughly enjoys when you give him head, especially when you’re a tease just like him. sure, it feels amazing when you take him all the way down your throat, but fuck if he doesn’t love the way you suck on the head like a lollipop and flick your tongue over his slit. eventually he’s groaning and whining when he comes in your mouth, on your face, or all over your tits.

did someone say handjob? dew is always game for a nice slow handjob here and there, especially in the mornings when you wake up or when he’s tired. it’s also his favorite way to get scolded for being a brat… a long drawn out handjob where you either edge him or overstimulate him until he’s begging you to either let him cum or give him a break. regardless, it’s so worth it whenever you do decide to indulge him. he moans, groans, whines and generally makes the best noises you’ve ever heard. he gets all red and flushed from his chest up to his cheeks, his cock twitching and leaking in your grasp. and of course, he looks so pretty when he eventually cums all over your hand.

[kalesaladd]

qotd suggested by my friend & my answer

q: copia and v spend a day together and finally make up. what do they do that day?

a: first, they go to an arcade. they play so many games, including laser tag and dance dance revolution. v lets copia win almost all of them :)

then they go to friendly’s or IHOP or denny’s or whatever and get breakfast followed by ice cream! they find out they have the exact same favorite flavor - mint chocolate chip.

afterwards, they head back to the ministry and sit outside by the pond sharing and smoking a cigar together. they talk about their lives before they reunited, how they grew up, etc. copia teasingly chews v out for dew breaking his foot (totally dew’s fault and not v’s) and v teases him back about how he stole his sparkly jacket style. they sit and enjoy each others company for a while before they head to their rooms to retire for the evening.

once he’s back at his room in the abbey, v sends copia a text saying “thank you for giving me a chance”. copia responds saying something like “well, you’re family” (first time he’s referred to v as family). v cries happy tears.

the end!!

[kalesaladd]

this is super self indulgent, but i love my buggy boy and thought it would be fun to do an nsfw alphabet for him!

pls be nice besties i’ve genuinely never written anything longer than a random hc or silly text post before :)

hope y’all enjoy! MDNI please!

phantom 💜🦇🐜

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- he usually tires himself out the way he goes about it, so often times slow and sweet.

- cleans you up after catching his breath and basking in the moment for a hot second.

- loves to take a nice warm shower with partners after and wash each others hair. then have tea. then cuddle and watch a tv show. he’s a cutie i love him!

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- his favorite body part is probably his hands, they’re very agile and dexterous when he’s performing (obviously) and he is pretty confident in his skills in that department. he also makes sure to accentuate them with his finger tape

- boob guy. he loves a nice pair on his partners, will bury his face in them if you let him (iffrities included). squishy, soft and grab-able is his fav.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- usually depends on his partner’s preference, he’s game for anything

- his personal preference is to finish inside his partner, it’s a bonding experience to him and he doesn’t like to part from them for too long while in the moment

- will give you a facial or come in your mouth if you ask, but he’s a little shy about it

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- when he’s taking care of things on his own he likes to imagine a certain partner and tailor the experience to previous encounters

- he loves when dew is a little mean to him, but he won’t give him the satisfaction of telling him that. dew’s head is big enough.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- he’s young and newly summoned, so not a ton of experience (although the older ghouls or his more experienced partners are eager to teach him their ways)

- he’s a naturally curious and exploratory guy, so he picks things up easily and is always down to try things

- endearingly clumsy with it sometimes

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- ooh boy

- he can’t pick

- he loves them all

- but usually sticks to the classics (missionary, doggy, cowgirl/riding, etc.)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- he’s a fun loving guy, doesn’t take things or himself too seriously, and likes to think of sex as a fun and exploratory activity

- never awkward with him, he’s a giggler and easily adaptable

- sex with him is always a fun & silly time

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- pretty well groomed

- prefers to keep things nice and neat

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- he has a lot of energy and enthusiasm (expanded on later) and can sometimes forget to slow down and enjoy the moment

- he is a romantic and a sweetie at heart, so he’s definitely capable of the sensual and romantic vibe when it’s the right mood

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- he’s horny. a lot.

- has a healthy relationship with self pleasure and sees it as a form of self care

- if no one else is in the mood he’s more than happy to take care of it himself

- needs to work on being discreet sometimes oops

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- exhibitionism: he loves to try new things and toe the line. the idea of doing something sort of “risque” gives him a thrill

- praise: he loves to praise his partners and vice versa. tell him he’s a good boy and he melts. he’s a cutie!

- eye contact: he loves to see exactly how his partners are feeling, never wants them to hide

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- you name it he’s up for it

- he likes to explore and try new things, so he’s always looking for new places to have some fun with his partners

- my boy is BENDY, and he’s able to adapt to most positions in places that are not so easy to maneuver in

- anywhere from counter/desktop, standing, couch, bed, shower, dressing room, tour bus, etc.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- phantom is easy

- a little affection, praise or touching can get him going pretty quickly

- he also loves the adrenaline fueled high he gets after performing, and is almost always looking to have some spicy fun after rituals

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- personally, i don’t think phantom would be into anything too rough when topping

- i don’t think he would be into impact play or degradation

- he treats sex as more of a fun activity to enjoy together without much of a power dynamic

- he’s a sweetie at heart

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- phantom is a munch/sloppy toppy giving enjoyer for sure

- he loves to give in all ways, and that definitely shows in the oral department

- it makes him feel good to give to his partners, and definitely gets him going seeing how he affects them

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- i think he can do either, but it depends on the mood. he’s partial to fast and hard most of the time, but he’s sweet about it.

- he has a lot of energy and enthusiasm (golden retriever mf), so he likes to show that through his actions in the bedroom.

- he gets excited and caught up in the moment easily and sometimes he forgets to slow down.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- phantom is almost always down for a quick sesh

- before a ritual is his favorite, gives him a nice rush before getting out there to perform

- he prefers to go multiple rounds and really get down to business, but he doesn’t have anything against quickies

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- like i said, he’s up for anything

- always looking for new things to try with partners to make it more fun and enjoyable

- he’ll try anything once

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- bug is young, and enthusiastic almost always.

- you’ve seen him on stage, my guy is running around like he’s on a sugar high most of the time.

- he’s almost always down for a few rounds, and he likes to tire himself and his partners out.

- personally, i don’t think he can’t last that long in a single round, he’s too excited and into it to hold off. but he makes up for it in enthusiasm, the net amount of time he can go for, and total number of rounds he can go for.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- he’s not threatened by introducing toys into the bedroom

- thinks they’re just an enhancement to make the experience more fun and exciting

- up for using them on a partner and having them use one on him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- he gets silly with it

- tries to draw it out as much as possible, although he doesn’t usually last that long in a singular round

- likes to be teased, especially when receiving oral

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- can’t control the sounds he lets out. doesn’t often hold back, which sometimes gets him into trouble…

- moans, groans, swears, whimpers. you name it, he does it.

- not too loud, but enough to where he needs to muffle it sometimes (especially when doing something semi-public)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- he enjoys playing with multiple partners at once

- his motto: the more the merrier!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- personally i love big dick phantom who doesn’t quite know what to do with it at first

- doesn’t realize he’s packing at first either, gets shy about it

- tall and lanky, lots of tattoos and piercings (prince albert piercing, patchwork sleeve, etc.)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- phantom is a young ghoul. think college frat boy level of hormones and horniness.

- his sex drive is pretty much through the roof for the most part, and he’s almost always up for it.

- he’s okay with or without, but he’s always game.

Zw = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- as previously mentioned, he likes to go for a while and tire himself out

- it’s hit or miss really. he enjoys the soft afterwards moments, and likes to spend quality time with his partners after sex.

- eepy boy. sometimes he just passes out. can sleep anywhere and everywhere.

*these are my personal headcanons and ideas, it’s totally fine if you don’t agree with me or think i’m wrong. i just wanted to have a little fun with something new! feel free to lmk if you have any thoughts!*