#yarrick

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Old Bale Eye

by Mohamed Saad

Update 10.04.2026:

[artistapreguissosa]

HE LIVES GOOD NOW WHERE CHAIRON AT GW? WHERE IS HE? I DON SEEEEEE HIM, WHERE IS CHAIRON, SEBASTIAN? TELL ME 🔪 I KNOW THEY HAVE HIM SOMEWHERE

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[sisteranonymous]

Commissar Yarrick Sexcanons

Time to sexualize that old man. Buckle up.

(NSFW UNDER THE READMORE!)

Sex isn't really a priority for him, especially when he's on duty. Most of the time, he can push back his carnal needs in order to get done what needs doing.

If he really needs to let off some steam, he'll jerk off real quick. The name of the game is speed. Finish, clean up, back to work.

Offduty and with a partner is a little different.

Not super experienced. He's no virgin, but as stated, learning how to bone real good wasn't a priority.

Set in his ways. Reluctant to try new things. Experimentation in the bedroom isn't impossible, but you need to keep bringing it up. You'll have more luck if they're new things you want him to do to you, not the other way around.

Likes to be dominant, likes to do the penetrating. Not completely opposed to letting his partner take control, but you'll have to work for it. If you wanna get really spicy in the bedroom, you can try and wrestle it away from him. He doesn't like to admit how hot he finds that.

Doesn't draw it out. If he's going to fuck, he wants to get it over with so you can both move on with your day.

You can teach him to slow down and enjoy it, but it's difficult when he knows there are other more productive things you could both be doing with your time.

It helps that he's an older man now and has slowed down a bit in general, though. Nowadays he can't really 'bounce back' the way he used to when he was younger, he needs a little while to recuperate.

Can't get it up sometimes. And it annoys the hell out of him. YOU'RE OVER TWO HUNDRED YEARS OLD, YARRICK, MAYBE EVEN FIVE HUNDRED. IT HAPPENS.

Ironically, this is what opens up the discussion for letting himself be penetrated instead of him doing the penetrating. If you explain prostate orgasms to him, he'll be a little wary, but intrigued.

Doesn't do roleplay. But his dirty talk is pretty hot. Dude's a commissar, he gets surprisingly poetic.

Will tell you he doesn't like to cuddle and doesn't need aftercare. Do not believe this. He won't admit that he really likes being taken care of because it's 'weak'. Stubborn old man.

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[denofimagination-blog]

I knew dat old Bale Eye was still kickin’.

Da kind of git like ’im don’t die proper.

Good. Means dere’s anuvver big scrap comin’, just like it should.

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[adeptus-arbites-official]

What are the Adeptus Arbites' thoughts, on the return of Commissar Sebastian Yarrick to Armageddon?

Thank you for your inquiry.

While normally we prefer to only provide our opinion on law enforcement matters and let the Militarum do what the Militarum does (let sleeping guardsmen lie, as they say), the return of the decorated Commissar Sebastian Yarrick (or OL' BALE EYE, if you speak ork) is a momentous occasion.

Based on what I have heard and seen, he is already helping to uphold Astra Militarum regulations, specifically Article 8034/30v (Compelling a surrender). A strong leader willing to perform their duty is always positive, but this is THE Commissar Yarrick. He is one of the Imperium's most experienced officers when it comes to fighting the greenskin menace. Needless to say, this may lead to the stop of the green tide on Armageddon, or at least slow it somewhat.

We here at the Adeptus Arbites welcome Commissar Yarrick back to the front lines, and wish him success in his many battles ahead. The Emperor Protects, the Guard Prevails.

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Yarrick

by Mikhail Savier