HOTTER THAN A TWO DOLLAR PISTOL!
It’s rumored that Paradise Valley, Nevada, was anything but a paradise in its heyday. A town overrun by crooks and criminals all looking to make a quick buck, the desert oasis was known for its seedy residents. But it died out somewhere along the way, the cowboy life losing its appeal over the years. Only once structure remains standing in town, Silver Spur Ranch, an old ranch that’s since ben converted into a hotel and tourist attraction. You can pose with your kid’s neck hanging out of the stockades, swing fake lassos, go for horseback rides with an old mare named Hallie that’ll try to bite your fingers off. It’s all corny and a trap for visitors without anything better to do on the outskirts of Vegas.
The school year has barely started, and already the students are itching to get out of Vermont. Hence why a group of wealthy Kincaid students pooled their parent’s money to rent out the ghost town and tourist trap for the weekend. A sucker for aesthetics, they picked Paradise Valley for its lurid and gory lore. Tales are told around campfires about the numerous ghosts said to haunt the family-oriented ranch at night, all victims of executions performed during the golden days of its outlaw past. The most famous ghost to haunt the ranch is Sally, a Kissin’ Kate Barlow-style cowgirl who died on the premises of Silver Spur. Many have claimed to hear her screeches and moans ringing through the night. Or maybe they just drank too much tequila. The students will be staying in four different cabins on the ground, each cheesily named after a famous cowboy or outlaw. They also have free run of the main ranch house, barn, western-style saloon, and rolling desert fields that surround the ranch. Yeehaw.
WHEN? Beginning next Friday, September 11th at 2 PM EST to Wednesday, September 16th. With Discord event occurring sometime during that.
