Sep 27, 2017
Reason #75 Why I'm Single: I have a corner of my bed where a select few clothes reside. A pair of pajama pants, a tank, a pair of jeans and maybe a shirt or two. These clothes aren't ready for the dirty hamper yet, but they also aren't fresh out the dryer. Occasionally I'll turn over in the middle of the night and feel them there, almost cuddling up to them. And if I had a damn man in my bed they wouldn't get to live there.