Idk how it happened but it did
Drunk ESTJ: you guys are drunk. Really drunk. Look at your faces, red, not .. not sober, the opposite of sober
Drunk ENTP: baby, intp, I told you to never be drunk! It's bad for you. And estj, it's hangover. I swear it's hangover. The opposite of sober is hangover.
ISTP: so here we are, again, we never get the chance to talk do we?
INTP: I prefer to stay that way
ISTP: yeah I like you. Anyway, how come we never exchange numbers?
INTP: because I don't like you?
ISTP: feisty, I like it.
Drunk ENTP: I don't know about estj, but baby, intp, I think you two should kiss
ISTP: yeah I agree
INTP: ENTP? I know we've only been here for ten minutes but can we go home now?
Drunk ESTJ: you two should kiss
Equally drunk ENTP: kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
