#yeah :t

[ladyem-s-grimoire]

Muse-Victorian undergarments (?

Art/Oc (c) @cirathiel

[mudkipful]

i think i reference too much

[iapislazuli]

and before marble madness, it made sense to pair them together, as people believed peridot came to earth bc of lapis (this theory was disproved bc peridot has been trying to get to earth since laser light cannon) and they were the only two gems who werent part of the crystal gems... so....

[marinab0t]

I went to a concert with my parents and we saw a friend of mine...

My dad: Why don't you go talk to your friend?

Me: She's here with her boyfriend.

My dad: But didn't they break up?

Me: It's a new one, daddy.

My dad: I never know when your friends are dating someone. They are always breaking up and making up.

Me: Yeah, that's life...

My dad: The only one who I always know if is dating or not is you...

Me: ...

My dad: Because you are ALWAYS single!

Me: Yep. That's me. All alone.

*I actually have a girlfriend but I can't tell my dad because he doesn't know I'm bisexual*