#yeah you thought

[sweeneydino]

The calmer one, my ass.

More Krell 👉👈

[shittiest-punk]

“Oh hey, Shitty’s been gone for a year! that means we get to ignore, forget and neglect Skwisgaar Skwigelf!” NO 

[rateameme]

Yeah you thought Yeah you thought #rateameme #Meme #Memepics

[strawberrylovely]

Me and your mom-For the ship thing thx

-who cries when someone dies in a movie probably you cuz my mom’s not a lil bitch

-who wears the ugly holiday garb my mom

-who pays for the meals my mom bc she’s stubborn

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone well mom’s not home now is she so she can’t be doing either

-who brings home stray animals you

-who leaves the bathroom door open you

-who tells the ‘dad jokes’ my mom

-who wants kids more you bc she’s old and already has kids so she doesn’t want more

-who travels more you probably unless you never leave state

-who spends more cash you bc my mom mainly uses cards

-who buys the things in infomercials you bc sure my mom spends a lot but she doesn’t buy crap from tv that she doesn’t need

-who draws in the dust on their cars you bc that’s so messy gross

-who starts the snowball fights my mom bc she’s cool and she’d win

-who throws away the directions to things you

-who puts up holiday decor my mom

-who is more likely to forget to bathe you

-who gets more obsessed about things my mom

-who sings in the shower more often you, badly