#yeastkin

[cytochrome-sea]

i was literally just thinking about yeast (very cool) the other day and got to "oh isnt that one guy on tumblr yeastkin? I should ask it when i get the chance!" and dude thats genuinely awesome.... <3

yes hi hello i am baker's yeast! hehe

its a lot like my cownose ray 'type, i cant explain the bounds of my identity regarding it, its just a "i am this" situation after being in proximity with it and experiencing some crazy emotions.

yeast 👍

i hope something good happens to you today!

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[theparttimemisanthrope]

Attention to my Followers

I identify as Yeastkin. I lived in Elizabeth Taylor’s vagina, and was very close to my yeast brothers and yeast sisters--that is, until The Blighting. Thousands of us were massacred by Diflucan. 

This is why I enjoy making bread and drinking alcohol--it allows me to remain in contact with my long lost relations, and it brings back memories of digesting glucose and shitting out alcohol and carbon dioxide.

I assume my breadkin friends and I have met before--we’ll have to see.