#breadkin

[currydomi]

Today is the day that I discovered and accepted the fact that I am...

...breadkin.

[stardropkid]

i have awakened... i now fully understand that i am toasterkin, as i have a strong affinity towards bread and other doughy substances. there is no other explanation for my love of bread other than the fact that i am a toaster. thank you.

[currydomi]

Today is the day that I discovered and accepted the fact that I am...

...breadkin.

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[theparttimemisanthrope]

Attention to my Followers

I identify as Yeastkin. I lived in Elizabeth Taylor’s vagina, and was very close to my yeast brothers and yeast sisters--that is, until The Blighting. Thousands of us were massacred by Diflucan. 

This is why I enjoy making bread and drinking alcohol--it allows me to remain in contact with my long lost relations, and it brings back memories of digesting glucose and shitting out alcohol and carbon dioxide.

I assume my breadkin friends and I have met before--we’ll have to see.

[otherkinpickuplines]

Are u breadkin cus U make me rise

[otherkinpickuplines]

hey baby are you breadkin because you've got some hot buns!