#yeeeeap

[rustedcrow]

A reality with this man tbh.

[luxshunt]

concept … rema knowing her lover is coming home, and she greets them by calling to them from their bedroom and she’s in nothing but a short robe and oh no … it suddenly comes open and her boobies r out …

[night-owl83]

#lmfao #imakewierdnoises #whatsuppeople #imchillin #yeeeeap #videoselfie

[cleverfoxhound-writes]

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: Homework.

: goes back in to room :

Me: ... : scrolling on tumblr :

[sairoo]

I was kicked out of my room cuz my sis wants to sleep IN COMPLETE DARKNESSS and i want to study /write my essay a bit. so now im sitting on our dining room floor next to the closest light where i know a big spider comes out at night to pray.

also now i see that all moths and flying bugs are coming towards me cuz i have a light source!

well u know now, if I never come on tumblr again, I died here, like this, cuz of bugs.

[tiny-librarian]

Whenever I hear the word "Butt"...

I hear Posh Spice in my head from the Spice Girls movie going "Can we please leave butts and bums OUT of this for one moment?

[enigmaticdoctorscully]

I was peeling potatoes to make garlic and cheese mashed potatoes and the potato juice squirted at my eye and I started to freak out thinking I got the juice in my eye. Then I remembered I was actually wearing my glasses so ... 

[tiny-librarian]

Naps are fabulous.

I don't know WHY we ever stop having naps when we grow up, honestly!

*le sigh*

Now to get sewing like a mofo.