to me you are my way

mar | 30s | it is I, the memory of a chickpea ✨

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[lucyllawless]

[twinklecupcake]

Suddenly thinking of 1989’s The Little Mermaid and you know what, give Eric some props here because he had the weirdest fucking hour of his life—

Wakes up from hypnosis where he was about to marry a woman he’s never seen before with his mystery girl’s voice, the instant he wakes up then the cute girl he’s actually fallen in love with now has that voice. Then she drops to the floor and has a fish tail, and then the first girl is suddenly cackling “too late!” and bursting out of her skin. So it turns out she’s actually an octopus woman who drags herself over to the real mystery girl - who’s a mermaid?! They’re real?! - and taking her back into the ocean. And Eric has no idea what’s going on here but okay, one of these women is clearly evil and he needs to go after his mystery girl.

And all of this happens/he realizes what he has to do within like, a single minute.

Prior to this he was just living out a sweet romance after having a Meet Cute with a shipwrecked girl, but okay, guess he’s involved in whatever the fuck this is. Acting first, questioning later.

And this is all before the kaiju attacks.

[twinklecupcake]

And let's also remember that Eric is one of the few Disney heroes who actively, deliberately murdered the villain.

He went "Okay then" and killed.

[disgruntledexplainer]

I would say killed the villain, not murdered. Murder implies that it was premeditated and out of malice. Eric was defending his girlfriend's life while Ursula was attempting to murder her. He was well and fully justified in his actions.

[angelfishcake]

In legal terms, 1st degree murder is any murder that is premeditated, even if the premeditation was only for a minute. 2nd degree murder involves no premeditation but resulting in a deliberate action to cause harm. 3rd degree/manslaughter is purely accidentally and/or a result of gross negligence.

With this in mind, it's safe to say that Eric did murder Ursula, as he deliberately steered the ship to impale her with the bowsprit, but would be pardoned on account that he was defending the life of another (Ariel).

[twinklecupcake]

THIS IS ALSO TRUE.

[gothredy]

[alysmond]

XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995–2001) Season 6, Episode 3, 'Heart of Darkness'

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[45/?] ⤷ 3.04 — “Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose”

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[medverf]

Jenna Gribbon

[brittany-murphy]

[evuwus]

"Getting lost in my coworker's eyes"-msr,watercolor

[goatfelons]

Saw a tweet

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Images of the moon taken during the Artemis II lunar flyby

[mulderscreek]

Tiny Tuesday Question

It's 1995, and cancer, infertility, brain disorders, and ghostly sisters are still on the horizon. What song are Mulder and Scully blasting as they drive home from a case?

Gangsters' Paradise by Coolio

Kissed by a Rose by Seal

This is How We Do It by Montell Jordan

Boombastic by Shaggy

You Don't Know How it Feels by Tom Petty

Freak like Me by Adina Howard

Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by U2

Roll to Me by Del Amitri

All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow

Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex

Voting ended onApr 14

[jennyapologist]

ive had gay sex less homosexual than this

[freetobegrace]

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

television peaked here