#yeenking

[snewts]

TOO ACCURATE

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

I want you to know your mpreg ford comics have made my entire month

I voted for him, and i really want him to win cause like, haha

But also your comics are so funny and i want them to continue, the kirk one, criminy i actually laughed out loud, ive been going back and looking at it whenever i need a pick-me-up

You are the best and i cannot stress enough how funny it is that youve trapped ford and some guy in a endless white void with nothing but some chairs, a timer and the poll results

Oh my gosh!! Dude this means so much you have no idea. Obviously the initial goal was propaganda (so I'm glad you voted ford, yipee :D it's working!), but also, the whole situation is just that funny to me, I felt inspired. And I love writing stupid stuff like this, it's honestly what I want to focus on as an artist, so... thank you :'D💞

And god damn it, I want to continue it too! But I really don't see myself doing a whole lot more if fords out, unless it's some sort of short conclusion. That's just the nature of the beast! Cuz I'm making these drawings based on current events. I TOTALLY GET WHY PEOPLE MAKE POLITICAL CARTOONS NOW LMAO!!!

And YOU'RE SO RIGHT!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!! I'm glad that despite the lack of detail, you could tell that that's what it was genuinely supposed to be. An endless white void like squidwards "ALONE..." moment in the time travel episode. Fords like "I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE" *starts running out of frame and reappears on the other side*

[snewts]

Does ford know that previous bill basically used ford as his monsterfucker crush, like hes not euclydian so does he know bill has teretophilia

Because i know hes dense asf but bill isnt subtle, at all

Mmmmm I think if he did have that realization he would suppress it a bit bc frankly he felt the same way about Bill- they're each other's monsterfucker crush and Ford would feel sooo ashamed of that connection whereas Bill would view it as yet another "omg he just like me for real" moment

also in fairness Ford isn't really aware of Bill's Hexaflexagon fantasies (yet lmao)

[snewts]

Hi goose. Its me, and your loyal fanbase wants to know

*raises mic to your face*

Is bill a gilf hunter?

YOU!!

*eats microphone*

nah but in all honesty I think if Bill is a gilf hunter it is only That Very Specific GILF

he's just horny for Ford. Does it kind of help that Ford happens to be a silver fox? Very much yes. Is Bill interested in chasing after any other older polygons? Not especially. Did he used to fantasize about being courted/seduced by a sophisticated-yet-unhinged older professorial type who also happens to be an eldritch monster from another world? Very much yes.

[snewts]

Didnt bill reqire fords brain to understand Euclian? Or does ford only understand when hes in his Shape-sona form,

Language barrier my beloved, i mean uhhh who said that

But for real, i would think euclidian language to be outside of what meat brain can comprehend but ford also has the metal plate. How exactly does he transform into shape sona, i know he can stan outside of the euclid as a shape, but does he have to concentrate to shapeify? And *then* step into euclid? Can he... shapify on earth now? Did axolotl give ford magic girl powers to transform into a hexagon (please)

wellllll we do technically have this magical girl transformation (totally confirmed real canon not just a silly comic drawn on a whim) but generally Ford can pop in and out of his shape form at will. Could he pop from shape form to human form while still on the surface of the planet? Possibly! Would it do irreparable harm and probably kill a bunch of Euclydians? Almost certainly!

wrt the "understanding Euclydian" part- when Ford is on the surface of the planet, he can understand Euclydian. When he's above/off the surface he would perceive their language as colors, which he could translate if he chose to but his brain doesn't automatically understand.

[snewts]

goose, mlord, ive sent the dogs to hunt for the anon, i can hear them howling in the distance. tonight they will feast on the flesh of this heretic and you may sleep soundly.

how ist thine knee mlord, i had paid a fine sum for a maple wood peg leg and heard tale of thy recovery. i am not going to get my deposit back so think mighty hard on how you respond

sdfhgsdfgk you may call off the hounds, wise counsel, I wish no harm upon anon

The knee is perhaps not as well as it should be, as I may or may not have attempted to drive to ye grocer earlier and bunged that shit right up. Prithee send for my physicians to remove the wretched thing posthaste

[snewts]

Goddddddd goose i had a brief moment of clarity and when i got over the pain i wondered could we please have a paranormal investigator arc where someone comes to look into the tears and says mm yes theres a monster around here and ford doesnt give a shit ofc but i need the investigator (whos like a tv show star and doesnt take this seriously because hes used to fakes) to realize o shit this guys the real deal

sdfkjsdkg oh my godddd I know you said tv show star but I need the shape equivalent of either Scully and Mulder or Dean and Sam Winchester to show up, take a look around and go "oh this is above our pay grade actually" ksdfksdj

[snewts]

Goose its me again, your singular loyal fan dont listen to the others, theyre liars m'lord. They do not have your best interests at heart, they dont love you like i do

So you mentioned they dont have tv? What time are they in compared to us? Is it like a Planet 51 situation where theyre parallel to us but behind

Regardless, what kind of tv would bill watch, or well, listen to i guess. Its like a high production podcast at that point

He would be into the old lady channel

To keep from spamming you, does euclydia have monsters like we do, maybe like shape zombies

Or shape werewolves where they turn into different shapes once a full moon. Well, not that theyd be able to see the moon, if they even had one. Shap-pires

dsdgsjjdf ahhh my wise counsel you return serenading me with one of my favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs songs... surely you can only have my best interests at heart after all these years of loyal service...

Let's see... in terms of era/time periods compared to ours, I loosely have the aesthetics and social systems of Euclydia moving backwards rather than forward- time is an illusion blah blah blah- so if we look at flashbacks of Euclid and Scalene in their youth, the vibe is sort of 60s/70s, with hippie looks and pushes for social reform. But then we look at current Euclid and Scalene and their neighbors and they're all much more in line with 1940s/50s America, conservative, repressed, a lot of factory work and "don't make waves" attitude. Then if we look at the upperclass shapes they're even further "back in time" with a more Victorian England/industrial revolution era uptight repression and strict social strata.

So no TV but they do have radio programs! Bill can't afford a nice radio (they're expensive and fragile) but he does have a small one in his apartment! He listens to dramas and romances, absolutely old lady channel stuff.

Euclydia has cryptids and monsters like we do, but they're not so much in the popular zeitgeist as they are here; Bill's love of things like the hexaflexagon and the shift-shaper is just another thing that marks him as a weirdo and an irregular.

At some point I need to sit down and write a big long list of Euclydian myths and monsters