tweaking this retired!Zoey fic and aggressively reinforcing the fact that she might be tired, a little jaded, and her knees are starting to hurt, and she doesn't always put her best foot forward, but she's still 1) kind-hearted, pure, and full of love 2) a freak, MORE of a freak now because she's not a turbo virgin and she's had a string of girlfriends/boyfriends/demonfriends who couldn't handle All That (<- they broke up amicably but it's funnier for her to say "they couldn't handle alll thaaaat" while pointing at her ass)










