#yellowstone john

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I know it's kinda blurry. The third and fourth categories say:

"Watches in silence- nobody knows whether they're terrified or enjoying it"

And

"Constantly loses the plot and asks questions, ruining it for everyone."

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John: Where's my chair?

Kayce: Beth broke it over Jamie's back while they were fighting.

Jamie: Correction, Beth was fighting. I was eating soup.

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Beth: *Gently taps table*

Jamie: *Taps back*

Kayce: What are they doing?

John: Morse code.

Beth: *Aggressively taps table*

Jamie: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Beth: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Jamie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Beth: That's it. I'm LEAVING, AND I'M TAKING KAYCE WITH ME!"

John, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now...

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The Yellowstone Squad Playing Five nights at Freddy's

Would they ever be playing fnaf for any reason? No.

Am I making this anyway because the Among Us one was fun? YEAHHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎😎😎

Beth:

*Gets jumpscared.*

*Shoots the computer*

"That's what you get for messing with me, you fuckin' bear."

Rip:

.He just wouldn't play.

.You couldn't make him.

.He's like nope. That's a fuckin' waste of time.

John:

"What do you mean, I'm 'runnin out of power?"

Tate: "Open the doors. If you run out of power, Freddy will kill you."

John: "I'll keep the damn doors closed if I WANNA keep the damn doors closed."

Also John: *Dies immediately*

Monica:

.Scared at first, but absurdly good at this game

.She could beat Ultimate Custom Night on 20/20

Kayce:

.He sucks at it

.Much to Monica's amusement

Jamie:

-Also sucks at it

-He'll come up with a game plan, and say: "YES! I'M A GENIUS!"

-Dies immediately

-Falls off his chair

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John Dutton riding a unicorn.

That's it. That's the post.

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