#yellowstone shitpost

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The Bunkhouse be like:

Lloyd, setting down a card: Ace of Spades.

Teeter, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Jimmy, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Jamie, trembling: What game are we even playing?

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Would any of my fellow Yellowstone watching libsharts like to talk about Beth Dutton’s canonical bisexuality

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John: Where's my chair?

Kayce: Beth broke it over Jamie's back while they were fighting.

Jamie: Correction, Beth was fighting. I was eating soup.

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Beth: *Gently taps table*

Jamie: *Taps back*

Kayce: What are they doing?

John: Morse code.

Beth: *Aggressively taps table*

Jamie: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Me watching the new episode I-

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Beth: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Jamie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Beth: That's it. I'm LEAVING, AND I'M TAKING KAYCE WITH ME!"

John, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now...

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Rip: (Showing Carter where the horses are): These are the stables.

*Rip points to another group of horses, except they're vibrating. One explodes*

Rip: These are the unstables.

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