So u wanna be a Roman Reigns fan?? read this first ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🩸
“Hey Mimii, I want to become a Roman fan SOO BADD. How do I do it?” Well im the expert so welcome to the promise land 💯☝🏽
step one: bow down. acknowledge him.
like seriously. this is the tribal chief. the head of the table. the one. if you’re not starting your day with a lil “yes my chief” moment in the mirror… are you even doing it right??? roman reigns doesn’t walk into the room, he arrives. and so do you when you rep him.
step two: black is the new everything.
black hoodie. black joggers. black gloves if you wanna be extra. maybe even some air forces if you’re really down. the vibe is “dangerous but cozy,” “will smash you through a table but respectfully.”
bonus: wear his merch like it’s a uniform. the we the ones shirt?? iconic. essential. holy.
step three: loyalty is everything.
you ride or die for roman. he could superman punch a fan favorite and you’ll be like “ok but they had it coming.” when he wins, you win. when he loses (rare), you gaslight everyone into thinking he didn’t. you defend him like your life depends on it. because in a way??? it does.
step four: embrace the drama.
roman reigns isn’t just a wrestler. he’s a soap opera. the bloodline storyline? better than any netflix series. betrayal?? tears. family tension?? screaming. jey uso calling him “sir”?? cinematic masterpiece. get comfy being unwell over wrestling. crying over tribal conflict is part of the experience.
step five: get used to being called delulu.
you’re gonna say “he’s not the bad guy he’s just misunderstood”
you’re gonna say “he needed to do that. for the family.”
you’re gonna justify things that are… objectively unhinged.
but it’s fine. we’re all delulu here. it’s part of the charm.
step six: learn the poses.
fist in the air. fingers up. chest puffed.
you gotta hit the tribal chief stance every time he enters. you gotta do the slow walk. the side eye. the deep inhale like you’re about to destroy a city.
roman fans don’t just watch. we perform.
step seven: fear no boo.
they’ll boo him. they’ll hate on him.
you? you smirk. you post a gif of him smirking back.
you know what they don’t: that deep down… they all wish they were repping the chief.
you walk into a crowd of haters like it’s a runway.
“boo the goat all you want, he still owns the ring.”
step eight: find your people.
follow roman stan accounts. reblog the gifs. make memes. post thirst traps. scream about his promo like it’s poetry.
whether you’re here for the legacy, the charisma, the muscles, or the drama (or all of the above)… this is your family now.
we. the. ones.
step nine: optional but recommended — develop a little crush.
it’s ok. we’ve all been there. he raises the title and suddenly you’re thinking about baby names. he looks into the camera and it’s like he’s staring into your soul.
don’t fight it. just let the tribal thirst flow.
step ten: say it loud. say it proud.
you are a roman reigns fan.
you acknowledge him.
you love the drama, the dominance, the chaos, the gold.
you stay loyal.
and you never, ever fold.
bonus: here’s your roman reigns starter pack!!
• fave gif: smug smile w/ the lei
• fave phrase: “i’m in god mode now”
• fave match: any match. all of them. he wins. period.
• fave look: wet hair, black vest, “i just wrecked everyone” energy
• fave accessory: championship belt. always.
in conclusion:
being a roman reigns fan is a lifestyle. a ‘religion’. a vibe.
and once you’re in??
you never go back.
we. the. ones.
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