Some incorrect quotes from Da Boiz
Sam: Taurtis's refusing to wearhiss glasses!
Taurtis: Sam, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Taurtis: *points to Grian* Grian.
Taurtis: *points to Dom* Dom.
Taurtis: *points to J* Sasquatch.
Dom: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Grian: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Grian: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Taurtis: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Dom: I kicked J in the shin-
J: -So I kicked Dom between the legs.
Sam: I burned a town down.
J: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Sam: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Dom: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Taurtis: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
J: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Grian: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Sam: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Taurtis: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Grian: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Grian: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Grian: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
Yuki: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
Yuki: First who would you kill?
Sam: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
Sam: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Sam: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Soul*
PD: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Sookie: I really care about your feelings!
Soul: I really care about YOUR feelings!
PD, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Sam: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Yuki: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!