#yhs j

[bunnyboilovessookie]

finally found the missing yandere episodes on internet archive! so here's my thoughts on episode 5

firstly, taurtis sleeping in a crib while sam and grian get normal beds??? amazing. he's so tiny he fits into the crib perfectly. also not stanley going "there's been a murder" yeah, it was them! murderous 5yos

GRIAN PUSHING TAURTIS OUT OF THE WINDOW??? i was not expecting that (tho he was right, if he hadn't they would've never gotten to school). and also him defending sam and trying to stop taurtis from throwing mr snugglemuffins out the window? adorable

J MENTION!! i love j guys. but i have a lot of questions. how'd he get a car? who is his boss? why does his boss want him to deliver laughing gas to rowan?? i did not expect to see child labour in this series but here we are.

jane offhandedly just hitting a child for no reason. poor galaxy, what did she do?? i fucking hate jane chat

teacher von heimer is insane. cant believe the one wheelchair character we get is fucking racist. and an asshole

anyway, ROWAN JUST TAKING THE LAUGHING GAS AND NOT PAYING???? >:(

and ofc the end with them almost skipping school, i love them sm. also ellen being ellen (i love ellen more than myself guys)

here's some of the screenshots i took :))

[incorrect-yhs-quotes]

In the school’s group chat

Sam: a pegan just flew into my window!

Taurtis: pegan??

Grian: A what?

J: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.

Soul, @’ing Sookie: i thought you said penguin for a second LMAO

Chan: Just a normal day with flying PENGUINS crashing into my window

Yuki: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window!

Sam: i literally JUST made a typo-

[blackroschk-va]

some weird, out of the blue yandere high school headcanons

- Majo Ellen sometimes dresses up in goth lolitta fashion and cosplays people from old horror games (e.g Aya from Mad Father, Misao)

- I don’t think this has been confirmed yet so, Sam and Stanley are allergic to chocolate, in the ”Bring your dad to school” ep that either one of their throats swells up whenever they eat chocolate. (Also Sam puts raisins in his cookies and eats the wasabi kitkat if that says anything)

- Taurtis and Patty spend time taking care of the pufferfishes that Pete hadn’t killed yet, assuming they’re Patty’s siblings

- Yuro is a favorite among the teachers since he’s one of the few students who respects them

- J bought Yuro a cat themed alarm clock to help him wake up early

- Sookie and Patty can breathe underwater, they both sometimes prank their friends using that

- Silly is class president, mostly due to Okami’s bias lmao

- Ellen, Grian and Pie go out sometimes to eat in restaurants/go to arcades together. Is this platonic or romantic? ;)

- Chan, Yuki, Taurtis and Invader write fanfiction, very interesting ones. Especially Yuki

- Sookie and Soul would cosplay as couples like Marceline and Bubblegum from Adventure Time

I ran out for now, feel free to add some more or share your hcs!!

[elizaartz]

Who y’all maining in each game?

More coming... maybe.

[the-toast-to-be]

Taurtis: J, I’m trying to study..

J: Oh, so now you want to study when I want to cuddle. You’ve never studied a day in your life.

Taurtis: … *giggles* fine..

[tokyo-soul-2]

-suspiciously has the knowledge on how to preserve a human body

-suspiciously knows when someone is gonna die

-suspiciously knows how to make a murder look like an accident and hide a body’s trace

-suspiciously disappeared at the 5th of December at 4:17 in the afternoon, right when school has ended and was reported to be at her street address, Helder St., before her disappearance. There was no witnesses near the incident and police has reported that all of their belongings were gone as well, meaning all contacts to her will be hopeless and authorities are hoping to find her in less than a week in this small town, or at least her body. Sike get pranked they dipped town for a family gathering and forgot to tell everyone about it, but totally did purposely left everyone to suspect that the three above killed her for her enjoyment

-that one person that would question “Can I do that?” and then do the thing with no other thought, high determination unfortunately helps her succeed

-on a totally unrelated note they managed to get a dog be a butler for Totino’s on a plastic plate

-can’t get in trouble with federal crimes if you make up the crimes yourself

-cannot tell if people hate her or like her, they’re literally just vibing over here

-somehow has a neutral connection with all of the kids, it just depends if the kids remembered their name. But she remembers theirs

-says “You just walked the prank” when something inconvenient happens to a person (I’m coping)

-gets first place in Hot Wheels: Beat That!

-never finished Bowser’s Inside Story, it keeps them up at night

-Not Yuro’s sister bro stop saying that she’s not a furry

-used all of the other’s hc opportunities to explain that she does crime and has no regrets

[detroitbecomeyhs]

Jay gets drunk one day and buys the fucking school, he calls Grian in tears because he didn’t mean to buy the school.

Grian sends over one diamond (trying not to laugh at the sheer ‘these damn rich ppl’ vibes) and it crashes the economy

[give-grian-rights]

J. J rolls up in his bus and the hermits are like "who brings a party bus to a funeral" and Grian is like "hell yeah!"

MORE LIKE “WHO OF THESE STRANGE TRAUMATIZED PEOPLE ACTUALLY BOUGHT A PARTY BUS??”BUT OH MY GOD HTE HERMITS WOULD BE LITERALLY SO SO SO FUCKING SHOOK OH MY GOD- J pulls up with the party bus. as a treat. OR ALTERNATIVELY;

J COMES TO PICK GRIAN AND THE HERMITS UP FROM LIKE A BIG PORTAL PLACE WHERE EVERYONE JOINS THE WORLD.

THEY’RE THERE WAITING TO BE PICKED AND UP AND J COMES AND JUST. HAS A FUCKING PARTY BUS AND DOM AND TAURTIS ARE THERE WITH HIM AND THE HERMITS ARE SO FUCKING CONFUSED

THIS IS THEIR FIRST INTERACTION AT YHS’ WORLD. BEING PICKED UP ON A THREE LAYERED PARTY BUS FOR A FUNERAL-