Feb 27
Ive been drawing for 2 months. Best peice so far!
I LOVE THESE TWO SM AND THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY WORTH MISSING ASSIGNMENTS OVER. Maybe in another life they'd get married.
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Ive been drawing for 2 months. Best peice so far!
I LOVE THESE TWO SM AND THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY WORTH MISSING ASSIGNMENTS OVER. Maybe in another life they'd get married.
le embarazaron a la novia noooooo
i am the no. 1 Ymir x Historia supporter, try me
I wish them well.
The Marleyans part 8: Los Angeles, The Making-Off
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Sasha: I'm cold
Connie: Here have my jacket
Historia: I'm cold too
Ymir: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now- [piling blankets on her] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking Mikasa's scarf] how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.
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Armin: I'm cold
Annie: Well what the heck do you want me to do? I don't control the goddam weather!
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Reiner, looking at Bertholt: Hey, I'm cold t-
Bertholt : Look we both know we forgot our jackets at camp, don't even try.
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Mikasa: *scooting up on the same bench as Eren and cuddling against him* I'm cold too, Eren
Eren: Don't worry about it *goes to collect some wood, starts a bonfire and then finally sits down, on another bench than Mikasa*
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Hange: I'm cold.
Levi: And what do you want me to do? Set you on fire?
Hange: Ye-
Levi: Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
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Levi: What do we do when something goes wrong...?
Jean: Add to cart
Reiner: Cry
Gabi: Mood
Pieck: F in the chat
Armin: Not again!
Historia: Text my ex
Mikasa: Cut my hair
Connie: Shots!!
Falco: Thank you
Hange: Hoes mad
Annie: It's my horoscope
Commander Magath: Bottle it up
Zeke: Leave the country
Eren: Fistfight God
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Zeke: I love the phrase "with all due respect", because it doesn't specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none. Bitch.
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Marcel: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.
Porco: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Marcel: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Historia, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Mikasa, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels while carrying Eren with her other arm: WEAK.
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Pieck: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Zeke, holding a magnifying glass: Scientifically experimented on without consent and disposed off as soon as I am no longer useful.
Pieck: No.
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Historia: Mikasa, can you pass the salt?
Mikasa: *Throws Levi across the table*
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Mikasa: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eren: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Mikasa: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ARMIN WITH ME
Levi, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Commander Magath: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Gabi: Is it me, Commander?
Commander Magath: No, it’s not you.
Annie: Is it me, Commander?
Commander Magath: It’s not you either.
Zeke: Is it me, Commander?
Commander Magath:
Commander Magath, mockingly: Is IT mE cOmmAndEr?
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Commander Magath: Can I be frank with you guys?
Gabi: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Zofia: Can I still be Zofia?
Falco: Shh, let Commander Frank speak.
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Falco: SaSa LeLe
Reiner: It's Sale Sale
Gabi: 50% off + 50% off, it means it's 100% off, everything is free
Annie: You moron, 50% of 50% is 25% off
Commander Magath: Could you all PLEASE focus and not get distracted by a shop with a sign? Where's the guy we're tailing?
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Annie, laying on her bed: I've heard people say my name twice today, it's either ghosts or hallucinations
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Reiner, from behind the door: It's me outside. Do you want some muffins?
Annie: What kind?
Reiner: Zucchini, but it tastes like banana nut
Banannie: Bananas can nut?
Reiner: You know what? I'll keep my muffins.
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Pieck : Why does basil smell so fucking amazing?!
Zeke: Watch out for the brain scorpions though
Falco: It's the basil
Gabi: Yeah, can confirm, it's the basil that does it.
Pieck: Good points
Pieck: Wait what was that first thing?
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Zeke: *Holding a picture of Pieck* Have you seen this woman?
Hange: No, why? Is she missing?
Zeke: She's on vacation and I miss her
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Sasha, fighting Gabi: You know, out of all the children I've ever had fights to the death with, this is the weirdest one
Reiner: Dammit, Gabi, I told you the cat ears weren't hype anymore!
Sasha: These baddies getting weirder and weirder
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Mr. Leonhart: Annie's at that very special age where a girl has only one thing on her mind
Commander Magath: Boys?
Annie: Homicide.
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Moblit: Pro-tip: Keep a bunch of wrapped, empty boxes under the christmas tree. When a child misbehaves, throw one in the fireplace.
Hange: ...
Hange: What do I do when I run out of children?
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Pieck: *sticking a paper that reads "naughty and disobedient children DO NOT FEED" on Falco and Gabi*
Zeke: If those kids could read they'd be very upset
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Reiner: *points at his shirt that reads "i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to perform routine tasks"*
Reiner: *turns around, showing the back that reads "and then i don't do them"*
Porco: Oh, is it "cry for help" time yet?
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Reiner: What should I get from ihop?
Bertholt: Pancake mix
Annie: Sucked off
Porco: Killed
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Zeke: I really want to kiss you
Pieck: What?
Zeke: i SAID if you died i wouldn't miss you
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Eren: Oh come on Armin, I wasn't that drunk
Armin: Eren, you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important
Eren, tearing up: But you are
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Falco, lowering his voice in an intimidating manner: Don't talk down to me!
Colt: Well, I can hardly talk up to you. You're too short.
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Porco: *finishing remplacing Reiner's condiments with toothpaste* Don't tell Reiner about this?
Gabi: You want me to lie to Reiner?
Porco: Is that a problem?
Gabi: No.
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Sasha: I have a bad feeling about this
Gabi: What do you mean?
Sasha: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Gabi: No?
Sasha: That... Explains so much actually
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Gabi, bleeding out: Call me an ambulance.
Falco, leaning over her, panicking: You're an ambulance??!
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Reiner: Okay, okay, uh, you're losing a lot of blood, what's your type?
Gabi: Oh anything really but nerds especially
Reiner: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Gabi: *looks down* Uh. Red?
Falco: B positive
Reiner: LOOK I'M TRYING BUT SHE'S LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE
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Gabi: *waking up in an unfamiliar bed* I love sleepovers
Porco: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the hospital
Gabi: Then why am I wearing this nightgown?
Porco: This is an hospital gown?
Gabi: Truth or dare?
Porco:
Porco: ...Dare
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Gabi: What happened?
Pieck: You were shot. Do you remember anything?
Gabi: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Falco: We didn't ride the ambulance
Gabi: Really? Then what was that loud siren?
Reiner: I was panicking, okay!
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Gabi: Don't worry, I'll be fine.
Reiner: Well you still were shot!!
Gabi: I've been shot before.
Reiner: It's not like you build up an immunity to bullets!
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Reiner: You got three eggs
Annie: Yes
Reiner: I'll give you a cookie for them
Annie: Mmh. How good is the cookie?
Reiner: Well I don't know. I need the eggs to make the cookie
Annie: So you tricking me?
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Zeke, to Eren: I'm trying to figure out a way to get rid of you so I can go commit atrocities
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Eren: Why is there always a law against everything I wanna do?
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Pieck: Hey Zeke, you know Marcel's throwing a party on the night of the new railroad inauguration
Zeke: Yeah, I've been arguing with Porco about this.
Pieck: Oh, he wants to go to the inauguration?
Zeke: No! Why would he want to-
Pieck: Oh sorry, YOU want to go to the inauguration?
Zeke: No! We've been arguing over who gets to go to Marcel's party with you
Pieck: Can't the three of us just go together?
Zeke: ... Good point
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Commander Magath: *squishes Gabi's face between two slices of bread* And what are you?
Gabi: An idiot sandwich :(
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Eren: I'm definitely the disappointment of the family but also the hottest so i can see why i got them pressed
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Ymir: I'm allergic to color.
Historia: Sounds like a "hue" problem
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Historia: We’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses inside those walls. What can we live without?
Levi: Probably Eren Yaeger
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Armin: Flirt back goddamit
Annie: HOW
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Historia: They're called leggings because u put ur le
Historia: U put ur leg
Historia: They're called leggings because
Connie: Take your time
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Zeke: If only I were kpop. Then you'd all see.
Colt: You're already popular and widely hated. What more do you want??
Zeke: Thanks for saying that
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Historia, crouched down in front of her plants, examining insect bites on the leaves: I’m going to kill whoever did this. I’m going to kill them for you. Don’t worry babies. I’m going to murder every single contemptible degenerate that ever got a mouthful of you. They’ll die screaming
Ymir, walking out of the house: Oh! Okay. You’re talking to the plants. Okay-
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Jean: Why did you go to sleep so late?
Mikasa, looking into the distance: There is no rest for the wicked
Jean:
Mikasa:
Historia: Cat videos. She stayed up to watch cat videos.
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Reiner: Could you be any more annoying... Lol
Sasha: Easily.
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Reiner: I love it when you're drinking pineapple drinks and you can't feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating, it's so cleansing.
Porco: Sounds like you're allergic to pineapples.
Gabi: Pineapples are supposed to taste like that.
Porco: Pretty sure you're allergic too.
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King Fritz: Bro stop chanting in dead languages you're scaring the hoes
Ymir Fritz: I'm summoning the hoes fool
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Annie: Long time no see, Galliard. I missed you.
Porco: I missed you too
*Both reload their pistols*
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Reiner: I've got a nice little word exercise for you: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT.
Sasha: Tempting, but have you considered this little affirmation; No?
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Reiner:
Gabi to the McDonalds employee: He asked for no pickles!! Takes the pickles off or I'll make jello out of all your bones!
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Ymir: I went to gay loser land and they said you're like a god to them
Reiner: Why did you go there?
Ymir: Anthropology
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Reiner: Hello, people who do not live here!
Pieck: Hi!
Porco: Hello!
Reiner: I gave you a key for emergencies
Pieck: We were out of doritos
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Pieck: You know where I want to kiss you??
Zeke: On the lips?
Pieck: No.
Zeke: Neck?
Pieck: No.
Zeke: ██ █████🔞█████?
Pieck: No.
Zeke: Then where?
Pieck: In front of all our friends and family when we both say "I do"
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Eren: Wait, is Captain Levi sleeping or dead?
Jean: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Eren: Yeah, so did I.
Levi: Okay first of all, fuck you two-
Eren and Jean:
𓀥 𓁆 𓀕
𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀
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*Hange is cooking*
Levi: That's... An unusual sight. Since when do you cook?
Hange: This is for Erwin. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Levi: I never quite realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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*Right before the battle of Liberio*
Sasha: So you remember the plan if I ever get hurt during this battle, right?
Connie: Of course.
Sasha: Tell me.
Connie: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing, "MMMM WHATCHA SAY" no matter the circumstances.
Sasha: Good.
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Hange: So, guy's old lady comes home, okay, finds him laid cold on the ground with half his head missing
Mikasa: Well, that sounds like there's a titan on the loose.
Hange: Maybe.
Mikasa: So, how does that make this our kind of thing?
Hange: Because, Mikasa, Eren's in the wind, okay, you're sulking around like a ennuch in a whorehouse, and I can't help but ask myself, when is decapitation not my thing?
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Historia: rats are like... the rats of the world
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Annie: Gee, Zeke. I thought that someone with two wives would be happy.
Porco: Nah, you're thinking of someone with two knives
Gabi: *holding two knives*
Gabi: I gotta tell you, this is pretty terrific!
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Zeke: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Reiner: Really? Name one law
Zeke: Don't kill people?
Reiner: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Annie: In light of what you did for me, you may hug me for four to five seconds.
Historia: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!
Annie: NO! That's not what I-
Historia, running at her: Too late!
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Gabi: *wearing a shirt that says "you are not immune to propaganda"*
Falco: *carrying a baseball bat labelled "propaganda"*
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Hange: here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling
Levi:
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Connie: "i can fix him" "i can make him worse" im at the gas station yall want anything
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Armin: Admit that you made that whole story up!
Reiner: No!
Armin: You started that fight!
Reiner: You callin’ me a liar?
Armin: No but I ain't callin’ you a truther either!
Mikasa: Armin, stop being a coward. Call him a bitch to his face.
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Historia, throwing her head into Ymir's lap: Tell me I’m pretty.
Ymir, lovingly stroking her hair: You’re pretty annoying, that’s what you are.
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Mikasa: I like my coffee the same way I like my men
Mikasa: Dark, bitter, and too hot for me
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Reiner: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!
Zeke: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Reiner: You stabbed someone??
Zeke: No, I just fucking said that I aggressively poked someone with a knife. There's a difference, Reiner!
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Sasha, giving a talk at her 367th "how to woo Historia Reiss" talk of the year: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Ymir: Which one?! I can't do both!
Reiner: Is "I would betray my country for you" considered nice or too foward?
Eren: Try "Daaaaamn girl you looked hot when you were murdering your hideous centipede titan of a father" instead
Sasha, sternly: Eren. I don't want to do it but I'm going to ban you from the lessons if you keep that attitude going.
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Eren: *getting stabbed*
Eren, walking away: This is mine now
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Historia: Wow, you really are the smartest person I know!
Mikasa: You hang out with Sasha and Connie
Mikasa: It's not as high a compliment as you think
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*Armin and Hange got kidnapped*
Hange: *Removing her handcuffs* You're lucky that I know how to get out of these.
Armin: Yeah, thank God you've been arrested enough times.
Hange: Hmm. Sure. Arrested.
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Reiner: You know, when Pieck comes over, Zeke can get a little...
Annie: Psycho?
Colt: Scary?
Bertholt: Drunk?
Reiner: All three, actually
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*At a dinner party in Historia's palace but someone has just been murdered*
Detective Historia, to Hange: You're acting pretty carefree for someone whose life has just been threatened. Who's to say you're not the murderer?
Hange: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Reiner: What about Pieck? Nobody ever suspects Pieck!
Pieck: Well what about Sasha? She has a gun!
Sasha: And Connie has a knife!
Connie: Yeah, for fun, not murder! *stabs Reiner in the arm*
*Everybody screams*
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Pieck: Okay, so I think that was pretty clear in establishing we're all wussies and none of us did it
Detective Historia, taking a puff out of her pipe: Elementary, my dear Watson
Pieck: What?
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Note that the "what should i get from the store" quote is, in fact, NOT the same one as in part 6. Neither is the gaz station one. I don't make mistakes, feeble mortals.
Find more of these here ! Also here's one of the incorrect quotes because it was particularly funny
COUPLE OUTFIT
aot characters x fem/gn reader.
Characters: ,Yelena,hange,Mikasa,pieck,. Annie,Sasha,Ymir & historia
☆Yelena☆
☆hange☆
☆Mikasa☆
☆pieck☆
☆annie☆
☆Sasha☆
☆Ymir & historia☆
Happy new years eve!!
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