That is literally a page with all my shit thoughts

Welcome, close the door behind you. If you're interested, I'm talking about everything. Um okay, mostly the fictional world I'm currently obsessed with. I post amazing and wonderful drawings too. Read the tags. I don't unfollow mutuals ever you're my freak and I will stick with you forever. It's the evil website doing it. We are bound by something stronger than destiny or a marriage certificate (trench war comrades). This blog isn't swear-proof at all, fuck is my favorite word. I tag commonly triggering things usually. Not a minor, but this is relatively SFW content here. Multishipper, I don't mind commonly "icky" ships. Did I start rambling again? Get used to it Mei - She/Her - Please don't use masculine terms to refer to me! Don't hesitate to bully me on every social media if you want me to see something, I don't have notifs on LOL https://linktr.ee/Klm_zoflorr

[klm-zoflorr]

Okay here's a links post because I'm getting lost in my own blog and everything's getting a bit confusing rn

My other social media

Original content tag

Aot incorrect quotes masterpost

Tma fancasting

Tma tarot cards

My numerous sideblogs:

Writing: @historycity

Art/Edits: @artanisms or my instagram

@two-sentence-horror

RP: @elias-magnusnt (Elias Bouchard) @ghosts-of-wars-past (Melanie King)

AUs

-Switched Nations AU (waterbenders become firebenders, airbenders become earthbenders)

-atla MixedUp!AU (everybody's randomized)

-Untitled Yueko AU (set 20 ish year after the comet, fire nation won)

-Fairytale Dsmp AU

-Stranger Danger TMA

-tma superheroes

Quizzes

[watchmebitch]

Okay here have some aftercare for the shit I put you all through this weekend

[pmamtraveller]

By Daniel Arthur

[rmm-comixx]

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

It's what he would've wanted

[lindleland]

[trainwrrck]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[random-deer]

wrinkles, grey hair, who CARES, hes GIVINGGGGG

[lo-barry]

sketch yanki voxal 👹

hot topic hand me them all

[starkspi]

someone please acknowledge that i am funny

[bytedykes]

fun character types

character who is not allowed to kill themself

related: suicidal character who physically can't kill themself

alive character who has successfully committed suicide

character who hasn't died but has committed thematic suicide of the Self

character who thinks they're suffering karmic punishment for killing/trying to kill themself

[blocknotick]

Val ate Vox's top so we could enjoy the happy trail😔❤️‍🩹

[blocknotick]

Val ate Vox's top so we could enjoy the happy trail😔❤️‍🩹

[srosehh]

people who write fics. how do you feel about comments on super old ones you wrote like 2+ years ago

[cha-melodius]

Bringing this out of the tags:

A fic written 2 years ago is NOT OLD. Two years is nothing. Two years ago was yesterday.

Also I don't care if a fic is 10 years old. Leave those comments!! Even if you think the author isn't active, or moved on from the fandom, I promise you it will make them smile.

[texasdreamer01]

[ellowynthenotking]

I commented on a fic that was 11 years old, and there was already a response by the time I got up the next morning. Comment on the fics, please, comment on them, I promise it'll make the author's day either way

[vashtijoy]

I got a comment on a fic of mine this week that just read "TWO THOUSAND AND NINE?"

I replied to it within seconds, of course. someone commented on my fic

[tonyglowheart]

As @pentapoda put it in this post:

(transcript: Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.)

[watchmebitch]

Oh my god now Alastor has two scary guard dogs (Vox LUTE.) that he DOESNT NEED

You are leaving out the OG "small dog with a long bite history" Niffty!!!

Just let Alastor be the wildly irresponsible pet owner he longs to be. Let him keep going to the pound and coming back with bully breeds who have bitten two toddlers already.

[watchmebitch]

.... If Alastor manages to get Lute to take her sweet time picking off sinners only one at a time, starting with the most evil (read: the one who's irritating Alastor the most / the biggest risk to any of his territory?), would that count as a good deed? Since it'd reduce the sheer number of sinners Lute's taking down? Harm Reduction is a redemptive value right?

I think there has got to be some element of intent that will re-balance the scales on that not being a good deed lmao. Like, I see what you're getting at, but Alastor would NOT be doing that for the right reasons.

Also I mean idk that he'd want to share to begin with. Just because Lute is visiting Hell doesn't mean she gets to do exorcist activities. Alastor's such a dick that he'd probably kill someone in front of her just because she isn't supposed to.

[watchmebitch]

... And if Alastor befriends Lute while Charlie befriends Emily, who do we get to see Vaggie or Niffty or Angel or Husk befriend? Does everyone get a totally ridiculous heaven buddy? It'd be hard to think of a funnier combo than Alastor and Lute but tbh there are a few with potential.

Vaggie and Sera share a certain practicality. Also, maybe if we give Vaggie another hot, insanely tall mother figure she will let Carmilla go! Which would be great!

I think Angel should aggressively hit on Saint Peter. I think this should happen in front of Husk, actually, because Husk would probably feel fifty shades of weird about it until Angel turned around, came back to the bar, and immediately started gossiping to him about how he's doing it to get the tea on Heaven.

[watchmebitch]

ALSO Charlie wanting heaven to get it, wanting LUTE to find something she doesn't despise about hell, and if she ever found out that that's true but that of all things what Lute can enjoy or respect about hell is... Alastor? Alastor's murder-radio??? So she gets what she wants in the worst way possible?

Okay I have a crackhead AU concept for this. Ready?

Post S2, Sera wants to continue the "making nice with Hell" and "doing inter-realm diplomacy," and as part of that she decides that it would be a good idea for various decisionmakers of Heaven to spend some time in Hell. You know, like a multi-part diplomatic tour.

First they send Emily down. This goes over great. Emily and Charlie get on like a house on fire, Emily gets along with everyone at the hotel and everyone outside the hotel because she is just a ball of happiness and joy that wants nothing more than to spread happiness and joy to everyone she sees.

Then they send Abel. This is kind of weird at first because he is literally scared of his own shadow, but he winds up developing a weird rapport with Lucifer because Lucifer is also unsettled by/jumpy about sinners at this point, so -- it all works out!

And then it's Lute's week. And Lute comes down with the world's worst attitude and zero desire to engage with anyone or any of this, and Lute is also delighted by the fact that she is a walking source of PTSD for basically all of the sinners that she encounters.

But the very first night that Lute is down in Hell and at the hotel, Charlie is sitting at the bar stressing over the fact that Alastor is mid radio broadcast just heinously torturing one of Vox's former allies. She didn't know audio could even be this graphic. This is the worst.

So obviously Lute sits down and provides color commentary. Why not? This is her version to listening to a baseball game. Alastor's victim almost bleeding out on him is just the bottom of the ninth. And Charlie can't, you know, wokescold her for commentating because it's her hotelier on the radio, so... they just kind of have to sit there for a while.

And you know, eventually the broadcast stops and Alastor comes home covered in blood as per usual. And the following morning he's getting ready to go out and Lute is like.

Well where are you going now?

And that's how Lute winds up tagging along for a series of Alastor's errands, while the two of them bicker about which of them is responsible for scaring nearby onlookers away. (It's both. It's almost always both.)