Title: Between You, Me and that Drama Queen (LOLOLOL sounds like a chick flick)
Pairing: Cheerleader!Taehyung x Cheerleader!ReaderGenre: Comedy, Smut (SAS YOU ARE TURNING ME INTO A MONSTER)Summary: While every other seven year old wanted to become a doctor or a lawyer, Kim Taehyung wanted to be Regina George, obviously. You supposed you would have to settle with being Cady Heron (minus the whole bus thing…for now.)
Snippet of the fic I will never write:
“Taehyung, I really don’t think that is a good idea–”
“Oh, shut your fucking trap, Y/N! You and I both know this is the greatest idea I’ve ever concocted!”
“Taehyung, you literally have an IQ lower than Jeon Jungkook, and that’s saying a lot.” You hissed, pulling him by his over-priced Gucci t-shirt and saving him before he almost smacked himself into a pair of giggling freshmen. Judging by the way they looked mildly dejected however, you assumed that it had been their plan.
Taehyung continued as if nothing happened. “Oh, lighten up! It’s foolproof, even Jimin agrees–”
“Jimin also has the Guinness World Record for most dicks sucked in an hour,” you said blandly. “Prithee, Taehyung, tell me how fucking the entirety of the National Cheerleading Association, is a good idea?”
He paused, a look of genuine concentration on his handsome face. “Asides from an almost foolproof method to winning the state champions?” He quipped, but judging by the dark look you gave him, it was clearly a given.
“Um… You’ll finally learn how to put that mouth of yours into good use?” He tried helpfully.
Later that day, if anyone asked you, you’d tell them you had not seen the bus coming, at all.
