yoonseok #10 "come over here and make me"
“Please?”
“Come over here and make me.”
“Yoongi, for goodness sake, you look adorable no matter what you wear, can you please just put on the wig and come out?”
Hoseok knows this isn’t enough to convince a pouting Yoongi who is sitting cross legged on the bedroom floor, full length pink dress haphazardly draped over his delicate frame, bright red wig cast aside so that it looked like a sad cat that refused to move.
“Nope,” Yoongi says adamantly, eyes fixed on Hoseok standing at the entrance of the bedroom door in stubborn resilience. Hoseok sighs, leaning against the door frame.
“Baby, it’s Halloween,” Hoseok says soothingly, “we’re supposed to dress up.”
“We’re not obligated to conform to societies expectations of our outfit choices for one randomly assigned night of the year,” Yoongi says and Hoseok crosses his arms and grins. Yoongi loves using big words to get his way out of doing things he didn’t like. Not that it ever worked on Hoseok, though.
“Cmon babe, how are we supposed to give the neighborhood kids candy if we don’t dress up as the wholesome gay couple next door?”
Yoongi considers this for a moment before jutting his lip out at Hoseok and Hoseok thinks it’s cute, how Yoongi acts like he’s the toughest five feet nothing to walk the block to the whole world, but with Hoseok, Yoongi is suddenly a six year old, needy, whining and always wanting more attention.
“Let’s trade costumes then,” Yoongi suggests for the millionth time and Hoseok rolls his eyes.
“Yoongi, we’ve been over this. We decided I’d be Spiderman and you’d be Mary-Jane four weeks ago. My costume isn’t even going to fit you, babe.”
“I can’t believe I agreed to this,” Yoongi grumbles and Hoseok laughs.
“Dude, you wanted to be Mary-Jane last month. You asked for the red wig and everything.”
“What kind of person calls his husband ‘dude’?”
“What kind of husband goes back on his word?”
“The kind that was very tipsy and would have agreed to shoving a whole pineapple up my ass to get you to fuck me that night,” Yoongi snaps back without a trace of embarrassment.
“God, Yoongi, it’s just a costume. I’m literally wearing a latex skintight thing that makes me look like I crawled out of Satan’s asshole. It’s itchy and it’s embarrassing but I’m doing it.”
“There’s a difference,” Yoongi yells and Hoseok cocks an eyebrow. “You look sexy enough to be edible in that costume and I look like I just ran out of a rancid jungle.”
“Yoongi, I told you, you look perf-“
`”Nope.”
“Please?” Hoseok asks, running his hands through his hair in near-defeat, “please be my fictional girlfriend? For one night?”
“Come over here and make me.”
Hoseok can tell Yoongi knows what he’s just asked for one second after it hits Hoseok and there’s a quick grin on Yoongi lips he isn’t quick enough to press down as Hoseok advances towards him in quick, long steps so that he’s suddenly two centimeters away from Yoongi expectant face.
“If you put on the costume, I’ll make sure the neighbors know how grateful you’re gonna be you did tonight,” Hoseok says in a low voice and there’s a satisfying visible shiver down Yoongi’s spine.
“See me changed in five,” Yoongi says after clearing his throat in a monotone voice. Hoseok smirks and pecks Yoongi’s lips.
“Make it three.”
Yoongi doesn’t argue.
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