don’t ask me how but if a byler kiss had happened: barb, eddie, bob, chrissy, fred, and patrick all would’ve came back to life, jane wouldn’t have died, dr. kay would’ve instantly dropped dead, vecna would’ve killed himself, the mind flayer would’ve evaporated into thin air, kali’s friends wouldn’t have died, trump would’ve died by firing squad, gen ai would’ve killed itself, my deceased dog would’ve came back to life, bernie would automatically become president, my cat that hates other cats would like being around other cats…










