#yoru headcanon

[outpyked]

Valorant headcanon time!

Okay since Brim apparently also used to ride an motorcycle..

(reference for that is in his office where he's standing next to it)

He will definitely lecture Yoru a lot on safe driving and not being reckless.

Obviously Yoru wouldn't listen...

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Can you do sick yoru x sick reader hc?

yesssss

Yoru is the most bitchy motherfucker when he is sick

He will walk around the base bitching at everyone 

If he is too sick though you will only catch him at odd hours, wearing a blanket wrapped around his entire body with only his blue highlight sticking out, pouting in the kitchen as he tries to find food

No matter which on of you got sick first he blames you for getting him sick

(if you aren’t sick at the same time) He will ask you to get him soup and medicine, not in a bossy way but in a sick little kid way. Will actually say please but is more likely to just ask nicely 

Threatens to sneeze of people if they bug him

Is probably the reason the other dualists, if not the entire base, get sick. That or he passes it to Jett and she passes it to all the social agents 

He is so precious when sick and super cuddly, he really wants to feel better and wants anything that makes him feel that way

When ever you are sick he dotes on you like a motherfucker

Will yell at people to leave you alone, makes sure you get sick leave

Brings you any food, drink, medicine or other things you want

gives you endless attention despite acting annoyed, probably gets himself sick because of it

if you two are sick at the same time he will suck it up when he can to help you out and baby you

you two need medicine? he is getting it. Need food? got it covered. He doesn’t want you to get up

Has a bad thing with his powers that sometimes if he is SUPER fucking sick he will blip in and out of the rift or make a little rift goo orb, he hates it.

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hi! can i request valo men (or just yoru, chamber, omen, cypher if all the men r too much) headcanons with an asexual s/o? thank you so much!

you absolutely can!

Omen, Brimstone, Kay/o, and Breach would care the least. Omen and Kay/o can't really preform that way as one typically would and take no offense you not being sexually attracted to them after all they probably don't feel it either. Brimstone wouldn't get it at first but once he understood it wouldn't be a big deal. Breach is incredibly comfortable in his own sexuality so he is just happy you told him and may pick on you a little as he does mostly everyone.

Cypher and Sova would be absolutely respectful although semi confused at first. Sova is the sweet kind of confused that is initially alarmed but relieved once you come out to him. Once he is made aware of it he may be a bit intrusive so he can fully understand what you feel as well as the boundaries you may have. Cypher is taken aback by you coming out until he understands you aren't unattracted to him, you just experience little to no sexual attraction to anyone. Once he understands how it works for you he really couldn't care less and treats you no differently. He, however, is incredibly touched as he takes it meaning you like him regardless of how he is physically which is all he could ever ask for.

Chamber is the one who at first misunderstands then accepts it without asking any questions. He thinks that you are trying to break up with him by letting him down gently until you say you're asexual. At that point he just nods and goes, "Alright, i appreciate you telling me. Are we still good for dinner?" and rarely ever speaks of the topic again. Its not that he doesn't care about your sexuality, he does care and wants to understand you, but he would rather do that gradually and at his own pace than all at once.

Yoru and Phoenix have the biggest reaction out of the entire protocol. Yoru has a pretty bad but very on brand reaction. He gets offended off the bat, assuming you are insulting him by saying he isn't attractive or that you want to break up, and blows up at you. He walks off before you can fully explain and throws a tantrum over the coming days until either it hits him or someone hits it into him that you in fact were not being mean to him. At that point he googles what you said while planning an apology and pretty bluntly asks you if you are asexual then gives you whatever peace offering he's gotten. The following discussion is him asking far too many questions while also reaffirming you do still find him attractive. Phoenix isn't the least bit upset but is an extreme himbo that keeps making assumptions or interrupting you as you talk. After you very loudly telling him to let you speak he sits down and shuts up. Once everything is done and said he very politely asks any questions he still has then just shrugs. Your sexuality doesn't change your relationship with him and to be better safe than sorry he is going to ask your consent for even the smallest things going forward as to not make you uncomfortable

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Valorant agents and if they want kids as well as their reasoning

Entirely wants kids: 

Cypher: Has a child, is a big family man and wouldn’t mind having another child.

Sage: Loves children and at some point would want to raise one

 Reyna: Same reason as Sage

 Jett: Likes kids, would want some later in life or to be a really cool aunt

 Phoenix: Big family guy, wants kids in the future to spoil

Indifferent, would be fine with or without them: 

Omen: He just kinda views kids as there. Would care for a child or have one if his partner wanted one but wouldn’t really care if they didn’t

Skye: would handle a kid well but having one isn’t really important to her

Raze: likes the idea of having a kid to goof around with but no having one wont stop her

Sova: Cares the same about his partner kids or not

Astra: Same as Sova, thinks its cute but is okay either way

Neon: Has the mild fear of her powers affecting the kid but ultimately feels indifferent 

Really doesn’t but wouldn’t reject the idea entirely: 

Killjoy: Doesn’t really want to have a child herself but if her partner was to want to adopt or had one she wouldn’t have an issue with it. She more so doesn’t want to have to care for a small child

Fade: Thinks she would be a bad mom and that kids aren’t safe around her. 

Viper: Needs therapy but thinks she could manage a child

Kay/o: Anything is possible with some software updates

Breach: Likes kids, doesn’t think he can really handle them well and thinks he is a better uncle

Doesn’t want kids: 

Chamber: A child doesn’t really factor into his plans and is a liability as well as a distraction

Yoru: Cannot tolerate children and thinks he would suck at being a dad

Wants children but won’t have them: 

Brimstone: absolutely LOVES kids but doesn’t want to have to risk losing them or being a bad dad, parents the agents instead.

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How they react to being told “I love you”

Chamber| Yoru | Jett | Fade

“Of course you do, everyone does.”

Acts arrogant and cocky at first, after all being self assured is his image and if he acted any differently it would cause that to falter or crack.

Jokingly asks you out on date since you love him oh so much surely you would want to. Plays it off as him being too busy regardless of your answer.

Is secretly very wary that this affection may be based solely on how he presents. Chamber is a man who has been confessed to many many times so it is really hard for him to be entirely sure if its real or just fabricated

Upon learning the feelings are genuine he would be in partial disbelief that someone could so openly adore him this way.

Starts treating the person who confessed delicately and carefully, he would hate to lose the trust they’ve placed in him even if he doesn’t reciprocate their feelings

If he does reciprocate the feelings he would have a bit of trouble maintaining his image of the flirtatious well dressed sniper as there would be someone taking his attention away every so often. 

Depending on the timing of everything he may never confess himself or take the relationship further. If it has a minimal chance of ruining his life’s work or if he values the person enough then he would do what needs to be done to pursue them, be that taking more precautions or letting them into his very closed off life.

“baka, don’t you know who you’re talking to?”

Yoru guards his feelings heavily so he isn’t the most warm and welcoming when someone confesses to him

Fully thinks you are fucking with him or are trying to antagonize him; as such he reacts incredibly aggressively and hostile 

Out right tells you to fuck off and not try that shit again

May avoid you for a while or give you dirty looks, keeping things incredibly tense 

Once he finds out the feelings aren’t a joke and it was an actual confession be that through finally realizing it or another dualist ragging on him for it he would change his tune dramatically

Pulls you away to profusely, in his own tsundere way, apologize for being reckless and an ass

Becomes a bit of a flustered red mess when he asks if you really meant what you said and if you still mean it

Would entirely ask you out on the spot, probably to go get some noodles or walk through the park near his home

Treats you the same in front of others but has the “only i can bully them” stance 

Everyone else starts to notice Yoru has a new person he gravitates towards and favors despite him claiming it’s nothing

“are you serious? you are being serious, right?”

Jett is in pure giddy disbelief that someone would just confess to her

Asks a billion times if you are sure and aren’t playing a prank on her or were dared to say it

Once you have reassured her and answered her questions she is quite literally  bouncing off the walls 

Her face is a nice shade of pink for the rest of the day, she can’t stop mentioning you to the others, and she finds any excuse to go talk to you

Wants to take you on a date the moment you both get free time, until then she goes on absolutely every mission you go on

The other agents figure out whats up in no time due to Jetts loudness and her inability to keep her hands off you 

Lots of hugs, lots of quality time, and lots of asking you to say it again

“Don’t say things you don’t mean”

Fade is dismissive of the confession as she views herself as someone not worthy of love

She knows the feelings are genuine due to sensing the fear of rejection coming off of you though and it pains her to play into them

Finds it easier to deny the feelings rather than accept them. This is done not for herself but for you as she wants to protect you from what she deals with constantly 

After some time she would open to you as you are a dear friend to her and she can feel how much you hurt from her words. She doesn’t want to lose you entirely and would be very upfront about her want to keep you safe.

Goes about everything cautiously and makes you promise that if her powers start affecting you that you will step away from her and move on. 

Despite not feeling worthy of it she is very soft and touched you love her enough to confess to her. She would replay the confession for weeks in her head to overlay the nightmares.

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Anyone else sleep like a dead person? How do you think my usuals (Omen, Sova, Cypher, and Yoru) would react to their S/O having a nice little nap but looks like a damn corpse lmao - Blue

Hope you're doing well hun! <3

So many of my friends sleep like the fucking dead we have to do living checks when they pass out in public areas (like the living room not walmart). I feel this on a spiritual level lets do it

Honestly the first few times just watched them for a bit to see if they were breathing then moved on. Becomes envious of their ability to sleep through mostly anything and remain unbothered upon awaking. Will move them to places they are supposed to sleep in such as a bed or a couch if they fall asleep else where to avoid alarming any one. Typically also will get them a blanket to make it clear they are in fact asleep. Omen may, if his S/O needs to be awoken, make the other agents place bets on how long it would take or how many people it would take. He knows the ideal ways to wake them though so he does normally win these bets or atleast can easily control who wins it.

Sova himself sleeps like a corpse and runs cold so he really is not phased if his partner does as well. Does get mildly concerned from time to time if it takes longer than ten minutes to wake them but quickly figures out what usually does so the fastest. Him and his S/O give the base the most worry when they fall asleep in any where not their room just due to their corpse status when out, please do not pass out in the training room or commons areas. He also doesn't have any real issue moving them since he is kinda used to picking up the other agents when they are knocked out or hurt aka dead weight means nothing to him.

Cypher wasn't too alarmed when his S/O didn't awaken to him calling them. He was a bit when they didn't even move upon him taping and shaking them. After several minutes he would be very minorly panicking and would have to remove his glove to check their pulse, being very relieved to find them alive just out like a light. Would tease/whine to his partner about them scaring them as well as how they could easily pass as a corpse. Kindly asks them to maybe text him or tell him that they are planning to sleep so he doesn't have to figure out i they are alive or not.

Yoru is a motherfucker who snores a little (like soft snores) but is insanely hard to wake up so he kinda gets being a dead body when resting. This doesn't make him less concerned when he finds his S/O slumped over at their desk or just in an area not moving, responding, and maybe not breathing. He essentially will shake the fuck outta em then scold them for freaking him out before wandering off the continue about his day and let them sleep. Yoru gets used to corpse time pretty easily but will almost always wake you up in the least ideal way possible because he is impatient as shit.

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making out hcs with yoru, neon and jett ??

Goblin sounds commencing. lets do this! Mildly suggestive

Yoru is very rough when it comes to him initiating make outs

He is also very forceful and its not a real surprise if someone ends up against a wall or stumbling back a bit

This man also is the type to have a short make out session then just abruptly stop and dip out. He gets the urge to, sates that urge, then moves on to the next thing be that conversation or going to play video games

Man really prefers to be the one leading make outs but is okay if his partner wants to despite being a bit bratty about it

when not in control he is impatient and the little shit that bites you when you go too slow

but boy if you make him go slow he becomes incredibly soft despite a bit whiny

wont admit it but really does like the soft and slow steamy make outs

slow makeouts almost always lead to something more tho

has lips you can tell he bites or chews often

runs out a breath quickly but insists hes fine and to keep going

Enjoys hickys/bite marks so...yeah...he goes off and flaunts it

i feel like he would probably be the person who would make out with his friends if asked to prove hes good at it but by no means is he exceptionally good hes just an ass and doesn't see making out with someone as a big deal

Wears sweet chapstick

may have a tongue piercing

Very clumsy when it comes to making out

hits her teeth on her partner's a lot

is super giggly when ever something goes wrong

May start accidentally static zapping her partner when things get faster or more heated

Has really soft lips

likes having her cheeks grabbed when making out

its near impossible to even kiss her without getting zapped so get used to it

is such a soft person when it comes to making out but also the type of person to have to stop because shes smiling so much

likes drive by make outs/kisses aka pulling her partner to the side while shes rushing and having a short brief smoochin then going back to her business

isn't that good at making out with people, very shy and inexperienced

make outs with her often end in cuddles

is infamous for interrupting her partner mid sentence to smooch them/make out

really handsy despite the zaps

Her make outs are similar to neons but shes alot more cocky while still being shy, she is kind the middle of neon and yoru

Loves to make out with her partner, shes a big person on any type of physical affection

really good at kissing/make outs! Very gentle despite being a tad bit fast and clumsy

does more drawn out makes outs but is also incredibly okay with flurry in the moment ones that lead to other things

breaks the make out to laugh or complement her partner/pick on them cutely

Cracked/chapped lips despite her using chapstick a lot, tastes a bit like fruit or cherries

Will practically throw herself at her partner or tackle them

likes her partner on her lap when they make out so she can switch positions easily

nips at her partner but doesn't really bite them

very awkward about any marks

will legit leave you breathless but never runs out of breath her self

Is the type of partner to rush you when shes excited after a mission and nearly knock you over infront of everyone

gets caught making out a lot purely because shes so quick to the point when she wants it

Leaves your lips sore

very good with her tongue

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Agents as parents Reyna| Sage | Breach | Yoru

Reyna is absolutely one of the best parents out of the agents

She adores children and is naturally a big sister to everyone so being a mom to a little one comes naturally 

She is very over protective and defensive when it comes to her child. The woman would fight tooth and nail for them as well as defend them from anyone who targeted them

Is a tad of a karen when it comes to dealing with any issues regarding her child, mainly in a school setting. She firsts ask for all evidence of what ever her kid did, then directly interrogates her child before just being generally irritated at everyone in the room. if a child hurt/bullied hers she would have a very firm word to the childs parent about parenting properly.

Spoils her child a bit and may give them her sense of self importance and superiority, would check them if this got too bad as they got older

Does try to teach them useful lessons as well as encouraging them to forge their own path not follow in hers

Is very direct with her child and rarely softens things with them. She does do her best to protect them and keep them with explanations of things appropriate for their age but as they age she explains things better

Would handle a radiant or human child pretty much the same. If they have powers, be that like hers or different, she would nurture and train them from a young age. If not she would educate them and instill a sense of wonder about radiantes 

Really accepting with what ever her child wants to do, dress, or learn about.

She would most likely have many children that are adopted, she would take in what ever children she could in order to protect them if need be. She is a mother and big sister when she is needed and embraces this. 

The most important thing she would try to teach her child is to be kind, it may not come across entirely as she intends but she would try

Matching outfits for her and her kid. Dresses them in her colors and adorable little animal outfits 

Wants her child to be well learned so will most likely take them traveling with her or doing charity work

over all a great mother but still has her flaws, is pretty likely to make a mini version of herself

Sage is a very loving but bit strict when it comes to being a mother

The very teachings she carries true to herself she would teach and raise her child with. 

Raises her child to be in touch with nature as well as the world aka the exact opposite of an ipad kid. There are practically no screens in her home and if there is then it has something educational or a more lowkey kids show

Keeps her child away from the protocol and away from the dangers that come with it, would probably list either Skye or Viper as their god parent incase something happened to her. 

Puts her child before herself and would limit her work with valorant to care for them

Most likely homeschools them until they are old enough to choose themselves, would encourage a vocational school

nudges them towards a path of selflessness but would always support them even if they did something she didn’t agree with

Would allow the other agents to visit her child as they wished, introducing them as their aunts and uncles.

Uses her powers to help them as they grow, softening injuries and easing growing pains

As they become older she would encourage them to go out and help others

Would get them appropriate pets or plants to show them to care for life

A very logical and gentle parent when it comes to dealing with punishments as well as teaching them.

Would condone her child harming others unless in self defense 

Makes sure her child knows self defense from a young age

Over all strict but kind 

Breach is a chaotic but well meaning dad

He raises his kid like he was, rough and unrestrained. He is the dad who hears his kid got in a fight and asks if they won

Rarely scolds them unless its something major, mainly just tells them not to do it again or that it was fucked up

doesn’t watch his mouth around his kid

his kid would most likely turn out like Raze if not worse

Would want a better life for his child than he had/has, so would try to provide that for them if he could

Takes his kid, when old enough, or heists or trouble making.

Teaches a lot about having honor and respect 

Overly honest with his kid about himself, the world, and what he does

His kid would most likely not have a formal education unless they sought one out 

Raze would help a lot in raising them and baby sitting for him, basically being a good aunt or older sibling 

encourages his child to live better than he does or to not do certain things by using himself as an example

would throw hands over his child, gets very upset when someone talks badly about them or tries to hurt them.

If his child was born how he was then he would be even more protective than he is with them

Is very soft to his child and is a very loving dad despite not being the best at it. The kind of dad you admit fucked ya up a bit but did the best he could and very clearly loves you

Yoru absolutely SUCKS at being a good dad 

He is really clueless about raising kids, would be the kind to let his child drink soda as they wish or eat what ever food they wanted so long as they ate some of dinner

Really acts more like a reluctant brother than a dad, gets them in and out of shit and does NOT WATCH HIS MOUTH

Does shield his child from harm and violence without really hiding that part of the world from them. He makes sure they know it exists but also that they know not to fuck with it

does spoil his kid a bit, taking them to get noodles or using any money he earns to buy them things. His kid is his number one priority despite him sucking at parenting 

Loves his child more than anything in this world. He absolutely feels blessed to have them and almost like he isn’t good enough to be their dad. Yoru does do his absolutely best to prove that he is or at least make them feel that way

Would sacrifice a lot for his child

Teaches his kid about their family history all the time, even taking them around historical areas and letting them touch his mask

would probably make or buy a little mask for his kid 

is really good at playing with his child. Loves goofing around with them, playing samurai, and even just going to parks

Would make Jett promise to look after them if anything happened to him. He may not always be the nicest to the protocol but he knows his child would be in good hands with Jett or that she would at least be able to raise them with the other agents.

Is always making sure his child is ready if something happens, be that to the area or himself. He is one of the few agents who gets the child WELL acquainted with the other agents. 

Would take his child rift walking from time to time. If they had rift powers like his then he would enjoy this a lot and would teach them all the tricks he knows

Child would probably curse a lot, he doesn’t really care

Yoru is more of a friend than a dad but does his absolute best to take care of and raise his kid. He really values spending quality time with them when ever he can.

His child would probably end up being raised by both him and the other dualists tbh. He would absolutely allow Jett and Neon to take them on runs, let Phoenix jam out with them, have Raze occupy them with gadgets or paint ball, let Reyna baby sit from time to time. The dualists are a little family unit despite their differences

Encourages his child to pick on the other agents like he does. 

Skye co parents from time to time purely because they are friends and she is a bit better with kids than him. Makes sure they child is eating properly and that Yoru knows what to watch out for. She does get the child a pet against Yoru’s wishes. She is the best aunt a kid could ask for