welcome to the final installment of valorant voiceline headcanons for the ladies! hope you all enjoy!
warnings: swearing, typical in-game descriptions of violence, gendered language (mostly for raze, i tried to keep it neutral)
ASTRA
Match Start
— "Aye, chale! Don't worry, I'll keep you safe with my stars."
Round Start
— "Tell me when to pull them in!"
OR
— "When you need me, call for me. I will be there for you, as will the stars."
Astra Goes Into Her Astral Form
— "Hold onto me really quick, chale. Need to place a few stars to keep them away."
Commend
— "You have the power of a nebula! Your eyes are dazzling like one too!"
You Clutch
— "Too easy! You were fierce! Congratulations!"
You Ace
— "C'mon now, there's your smile! You shine like a thousand stars, love!"
You Get Resurrected
— "There you are! Did my ancestors bother you? Hopefully they didn't share any embarrassing stories."
RAZE
Match Start
— "Querida! Now I have someone to carry more satchels! *Laughs* I'm kidding, I'm kidding! But... you got any space for more grenades?"
Round Start
— "Let's see you try and keep up! Satchel out!"
You Get Multiple Kills
— "Easy money, baby! I owe you a dance after this!"
You Assist Raze's Kill
— "Thanks for the lift! You and I, we're like fireworks!"
You Get Hurt By The Enemy Raze
— "Hey! Watch it! No one touches my bebê! Oh, you're done for!"
You Get Match MVP
— "All those explosions, and you still got first place! Man, I can't keep up!"
You Get Resurrected
— "Bring them back, bring them back! Finally! I was getting worried, amor! The party ain't the same without you!"
SKYE
Match Start
— "The pack is together again! You and I, sunshine, we're unstoppable!"
Round Start
— "You, me, we move together, like a pack. I've got you, okay?"
You Get Healed By Skye
— "Right, there you are! Now get back out there! We need you!"
Commend
— "You're a beast! I think my tiger's jealous of you!"
You Get A Kill With Skye's Flash
— "Ha! They couldn't even see that one coming, mate!"
OR
— "See? The hawk always works! Good one, love!"
You Ace
— "You look like a rightful pack leader in my eyes! Careful now, I think my animals might start following your orders!"
You Get Resurrected
— "Shit, there you are. Are you back with me, love? Here, have some more healing. I can't stand seeing you hurt."
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A/N: Thank you for reading the final installment for the ladies! i really enjoyed doing these, so let me know if you guys want me to do some more!
Valorant agents and if they want kids as well as their reasoning
Entirely wants kids:
Cypher: Has a child, is a big family man and wouldn’t mind having another child.
Sage: Loves children and at some point would want to raise one
Reyna: Same reason as Sage
Jett: Likes kids, would want some later in life or to be a really cool aunt
Phoenix: Big family guy, wants kids in the future to spoil
Indifferent, would be fine with or without them:
Omen: He just kinda views kids as there. Would care for a child or have one if his partner wanted one but wouldn’t really care if they didn’t
Skye: would handle a kid well but having one isn’t really important to her
Raze: likes the idea of having a kid to goof around with but no having one wont stop her
Sova: Cares the same about his partner kids or not
Astra: Same as Sova, thinks its cute but is okay either way
Neon: Has the mild fear of her powers affecting the kid but ultimately feels indifferent
Really doesn’t but wouldn’t reject the idea entirely:
Killjoy: Doesn’t really want to have a child herself but if her partner was to want to adopt or had one she wouldn’t have an issue with it. She more so doesn’t want to have to care for a small child
Fade: Thinks she would be a bad mom and that kids aren’t safe around her.
Viper: Needs therapy but thinks she could manage a child
Kay/o: Anything is possible with some software updates
Breach: Likes kids, doesn’t think he can really handle them well and thinks he is a better uncle
Doesn’t want kids:
Chamber: A child doesn’t really factor into his plans and is a liability as well as a distraction
Yoru: Cannot tolerate children and thinks he would suck at being a dad
Wants children but won’t have them:
Brimstone: absolutely LOVES kids but doesn’t want to have to risk losing them or being a bad dad, parents the agents instead.
happy pride month :D here’s a fun little compilation of my personal headcanons for the agents/ if they were queer. obv all of the HCs are meant in good fun/ are my own thoughts so i’d love to hear y’alls thoughts or feedback :)
Word Count: 1500+
Warnings: slight NSFW mentions (not too graphic), including slight discussion of kinks
Astra
Astra probably doesn’t define herself purely within Western queer discourse
Despite this, she’s one of the best to talk about general queer crises as she’s very secure in herself— she’s always there with a grounding comment
She’s very open with her love
If she did identify with something, it’d probably be sapphic because she likes the ideology behind it
Breach
Breach figured out pretty early on that he was queer
Being an international criminal definitely gave him room to experiment, though not always in the safest ways
Like Astra, doesn’t really care about the specifics— he likes who he likes. Likewise, definitely down for a poly relationships
Part of the reason he was drawn to Raze when they met was not just because they were fellow engineers but because queer solidarity
Brimstone
Bear— need I say more?
This man definitely had a relationship/ pining with the guy in the photos in his office
The majority of the time he served, the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy was in place, and it weighed heavily on his mind as a gay man
If he has to act like he’s attracted to women, I want him to act like Captain Holt (B99)
Chamber
I saw the post about Chamber just being an “America-core Frenchman” and I agree so hard
Yes, he may put on airs of arrogance and superiority, but this man is the whiniest. Bottom. Ever.
He’s always so perfectly in control, in his manner and appearance, he enjoys letting go sometimes. Would enjoy being tied up and gun kink (enough said).
Also, trans (“Vincent” literally screams Victorian child wannabe)
Would use gold tattoos to decorate his top scars
Cypher
Omnisexual/ bisexual— I think the true tragedy of Cypher being forced to hide his identity is that he can’t have relationships/ hookups with everyone he finds attractive (which is, to be fair, a lot of people)
Though, assuming Nora is his wife and still alive, Cypher would remain faithful
He isn’t above flirting with other people though
Very slight voyeurism kink
Fade
Definitely a lesbian catgirl
Contrary to her abilities, I doubt she’s into BDSM/ heavy kink— she’s experienced so much horror in the eldritch realm, I imagine she just wants really caring sex/ relationships and isn’t as much into control play
Does really subtle things to celebrate pride, like rainbow studs or painting her nails rainbow
Jett
Jett would likely take a long time to come to terms with her sexuality, with her parents being a bit more conservative (let's go Asian parents!!)
Being at the VP was her first opportunity to really experiment and naturally, she latched onto the person she had grown closest with— Phoenix
My favorite HC is that Jett and Phoenix getting together was what made both of them realize that they prefer the other gender
I think Jett would like to be a bit more flexible with her own label, seeing herself as a sapphic
KAY/O
Kay/o gives demisexual vibes, as he would take a long time to process that he even liked someone and that it was possible with his programing
Given the theories about Kay/o being based off one of Brim’s old friends (and with all the imagery of them carrying each other) — perhaps romance could bloom there?
If he found he enjoyed sex, he would be incredibly disappointed he can’t give oral (like really just absolutely torn up about it)
Killjoy
Panromantic asexual— I think KJ is just someone who’s not that interested in sex, but romantically a lot of people
Obviously, I love KJ and Raze being girlfriends, and so I think Killjoy would be willing to have sex/ enjoys pleasuring Raze as she’s not sex-repulsed, just wouldn’t seek it out if her partner didn’t want it!
Would be interested in using different toys to see how Raze reacts
Neon
Bisexual queen— enjoys relationships with all people
Also trans, using she/they pronouns! It took them a long time to come to terms with being bisexual and trans, but they’re truly happy now, being able to do the work they love and be themself
Despite her electric fast abilities, Neon’s a hopeless romantic and enjoys taking relationships slow
A bit of a classic bisexual in that they’re constantly worrying that they’re faking it— what if they’re actually straight? Or just gay? All she knows is that she loves who she loves and tries to find solace in that
Would try to paint her surge protector rainbow
Omen
Omen is genderqueer (using all pronouns)— as their old life fades from their mind, I think they could find solace in gender expression and how they present. They’ve been called a lot of things— demon, a hollow shell of a man, but none of those feel quite right. Being genderqueer gives Omen a sense of control and for the first time, a label that feels right to them
Even though he can struggle with corporeality sometimes, he really enjoys giving hand jobs— it gives them something to focus their form on (though if Omen gets really excited, he might disappear into smoke a bit)
They are the ultimate malewife in the relationship
Phoenix
As said with the Jett HC, they were their realizations that they were queer
On Phoenix’s half, I see him as bisexual, with a leaning toward men (as for Jett, it just wasn’t the right fit— but it was being with her that made him realize he had a much larger potential for who he could love)
He would bug Yoru into showing him his drag fits and want to try it out
Raze
Lesbian all the way! Raze loves the deepness and explosivity of relationships with other women
Very respectful of KJ’s asexuality and they’ve had long talks about what each of their needs are
Doesn’t want to push KJ to have sex with her, but finds it amusing that KJ can make sex enjoyable for herself by making Raze the test subject
Not to get into explicit detail, but let’s just say Killjoy has definitely kept Raze up way longer than she expected
Reyna
While she may not identify as the term exactly, I think Reyna could be a graysexual lesbian, in the sense that she isn’t attracted to men, and doesn’t entirely enjoy sex
Headcanon that she faced a lot of pressure from being a conventionally attractive, authoritative latina— which pushed her into realizing she doesn’t enjoy male attention
If she is sexually attracted to someone, she’s into switching. She finds being top fun, but it’s a turn off if that’s expected of her all the time. Sometimes Reyna just wants to be taken care of :(
I think the Reyna/ Sage pairing is cute and could make for an interesting “coworkers to enemies to lovers” dynamic. They clearly have a lot of emotions toward each other, and their powers poetically contrast each other
She can be a bit of a sadist, especially if it’s a hookup, but tries to tone it down for Sage as their relationship develops
Sage
Didn’t think about sexuality for a long time, with pressures from her family and work
Following the first light incident and the awakening of her radiant abilities, Sage begins to finally self-reflect internally and honestly
Identifies primarily as gay/ queer. For all the nuance of Sage’s advice to others, she finds it enough to acknowledge that she loves differently and whom she loves is not who her parents expected of her
At the same time, Sage is the most likely to read up on queer discourse— she finds it interesting to see how others have grappled with the questions she has and how perspectives have changed over time within the LGBT+ community
Surprisingly really enjoys being a top and in control. It helps her relax and gives her a feeling of agency
In a pre-relationship to Reyna, perhaps Reyna was the first to realize her feelings, yet still acted aggressively. Sage took a long time to unwrap her identity and then eventually reached back out to Reyna, healing their past relationship
Skye
Queer and polyamorous— Skye loves to just go to a bar and meet others, have an adventure
While she doesn’t have particular kinks, she’s a very flexible and caring partner, would be happy to experiment with whatever
Most likely to settle on a farm with her partners, two dogs, and a myriad of other animals
Sova
The sort of person who always secretly knew he was gay. Also could see Sova as nonbinary, using they/he pronouns!
Didn’t really have to work through a lot of toxic masculinity to get to these realizations, as while sexuality/ gender aren’t really discussed where they’re from, it just wasn’t the focus
His hometown was so far north and cold that whoever brought in food was appreciated, regardless of gender. Survival and family was the largest emphasis
Enjoys wearing fur heeled boots as a treat to himself (also just when it’s cold enough to even warrant the boots they have from home)
They’re definitely either the gentlest top, or a power bottom
While enjoying some classic vanilla sex, is also into being tied up
Viper
Not asexual, but highly touch starved from isolating herself in her work
Bisexual, with a leaning toward women/ nonbinary folk. She’s had relationships with men but they just don’t satisfy her the same way (also she’s tired of being underestimated in science because she’s a woman)
Strong dom, takes care of her partners well (as meticulous as she is, not a detail goes out of place with aftercare). Also would be into breathplay
Yoru
I’m sorry, but he gives “you’re gay because you like men, I’m gay because I hate women, we are not the same” energy
With his interest in fashion and makeup, Yoru would enjoy drag, putting his own spin on it with Japanese culture— he’s more flattered than he’d like to admit when the other queens compliment his outfits and makeup
Honestly, he would struggle a lot with dismantling internalized homophobia and the toxic self expectations he has for himself— this would come out in inadvertently being an asshole on dates by accident
Yoru does get better over time, even supporting Omen while they were figuring out their gender crisis. The two of them have always bonded in their teleportation abilities and this solidifies their relationship further
We've seen some of Astra's art already, what style do you think Phoenix draws in? Any headcanons about the other agents' art skills?
At first, i thought of a Cartoon style for Phoenix, he's energetic and funny, it would fit. But then I took a look at his place (Provided by @/VALORANTukn account on Twitter) and i was able to see 3 drawings:
First image shows one of his sprays, in-game we're able to get it by buying the Tier 2 (2, 500 credits) cosmetic related to Phoenix, and is called "Claim The Crown" . Since it's in the game it got me thinking Phoenix is probably the one who created it.
Second image shows a minimalist art piece of fire in orange/yellow. If Phoenix is the artist behind the first image, then he probably made the second one not taking is soo serious.
Third image we're able to see some papers and in one of them, Phoenix's flash is drawn. This one i think of more as a doodle.
In conclusion: I think Phoenix would enjoy drawing in a kind of semi-realistic art style but most of the time would be making wips and random doodles with no specific style. Kind of trying out all kinds of ways to draw.
Now other agents headcanons:
Raze does draw sometimes and takes inspiration in brazilian gibis, mostly the ones by Mauricio de Souza. I think she would also love doing a type of experimental (?) paintings, with lots of color and shapes, something to have fun.
"Gibi" is the way brazilian comics/cartoons are called. The most famous gibis are by Mauricio de Souza, and they are called Turma da Mônica and Turma da Mônica Jovem. Showed in following pics:
Turma da Mônica (Comic and a How-to-draw Mônica tutorial by the creator)
Turma da Mônica Jovem (The comics)
Yoru would be able to appreciate art. He would grow having references since he grew up in Tokyo (if I'm not mistaken). I think he would refuse to draw anything related to anatomy, he has little knowledge. He can draw animals but not seriously, and they end up looking funky (on purpose). Yoru would rather stick to his own style, with some geometrics and mainly the blue color and focus on painting instead of drawing. He would probably enjoy painting those bobbie goods if they weren't cute lmao.
I'm not in touch with Japanese culture so feel free to correct me if i make a unfortunate statement.
Here is something he made ☺☺
(Yoru also painted his mask he uses to rift)
Sorry for making this post too long btw, I can also make more parts, talking about other agents. Thank you for requesting!! I appreciate!
Henlooo! I was reading this manhwa called "Viral Hit" recently and it's about fighting. I came across a character there that uses Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu so I suddenly wondered, do you think Raze has knowledge of this fighting style and if she does, did she ever use it to the other agents?
Raze probably knows of this but doesn't have the patience to properly learn. She absolutely WOULD mention "absolutely knowing this sick martial art" and would ask the other agents if she could show them which would just end in her punching them
