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Now quit crying about it... These are based on in-game noises, and it took a lot of research... So enjoy the fruits of my, and my friends, labor. We touched those men good.

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MALE MOANING TIERLIST
Now quit crying about it... These are based on in-game noises, and it took a lot of research... So enjoy the fruits of my, and my friends, labor. We touched those men good.
On my mind...
Like the one anon said, I do think Jax is totally the type to mock you for liking Caine, especially in the way of "Oh come on, he's just an AI, you actually think he's capable of reciprocating any sort of feelings like that?"
However, if Caine overhears that part... I wonder how he would react? What feelings is Jax talking about, even? Do you hate him? Resent him? It couldn't possibly be a positive emotion... But of course you'd be worried if he hates you back, you're just the type of person.
Poor Caine is gonna worry himself sick with the possibilities of how much you must loathe him, yet you put on such a brave face and pretend to like him and his presence and his adventures and and and... He's really letting his mind wander, isn't he...
Lift up your arms.
Let me in there. Let me have a sniff, Hernando please.
He feels like the type of man to go "Of course!" when you ask him to let you sniff him... And then grab the back of your head to guide your closer and grin while you're sniffing him...
Maybe I'm just a pervert.
Oh my...
So handsome and mysterious... Slowly warming up to us... "Save your love and curiosity"... He doesn't want us getting close or caring about him... Oh he hurts my heart.
SCREAMING
I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING I CANT PUT MY THOUGHTS INTO WORDS I NEED HIM SO BAD IM SHAKING IM CRYING IM FALLING OVER IM SWOONING
Canon Aphrodisiacs...?
The COA funny moments this year confirmed it...
Anyway, I'm so normal. And well adjusted. About all this information. Don't worry guys. I'm so normal.
Definitely not thinking about the pollen spreading to all the men in the manor, and cornering Reader, and...
These are all very lovely...
Wow...
Consider me a follower of whatever religion/cult this is.
Oh to be a devout believer that he favors... So dreamy...!!!