Okay but Mycroft has great taste in ties. Which brings me to ask, does John even like spaghetti?
Sherlock: John sighed in exasperation.
John: I have…mixed feelings.
Sherlock: Once, he got sloshed at a bar with Mike Stamford and ended up watching a Norwegian parody titled ‘Oklahomo’ on YouTube, all the while crying over takeaway spaghetti from Angelo’s.
John: I was NOT sloshed!
Sherlock: Your alcohol level was at 0.17%, indicating an average of-
John: All right, fine! Christ…
Sherlock: He can no longer eat spaghetti without me requesting a ‘jump and kiss’. It is entirely worth it.
















