#you hoe

[medieval-memestr]

I know some version of god exists because when my defective hole-filled brain starts acting up again, that motherfucker will send me a little pain e.g. a mini ankle sprain, and it will shock my defective brain into working effectively for a little while, which might save me from more pain in the future. It's like an apology for giving me a brain that doesn't work in the first place.

[kreidemaru]

Has this been done before?

[kaistrashbin]

Real question; since you were so mean asking me about movies, what's the ONE song you would choose to listen to forever?

Man fuck you dawg >:0 (time and place? /j)

Ok jokes aside, after thinking for a little bit I'd have to say Love Story - Taylor Swift

(Somehow this was easier to answer than I expected...)

[melodygatesauthor]

Don’t let mona tell you she’s not a whore bc she was literally texting me about Elvira pegging Oscar yesterday

I FUCKING KNEW IT

@welcometostayingawake what do you have to say for yourself?

[apenapaperandadoofus]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER DID NOT

[deathbyfiction]

Sing is so hot like I dont care if he drowns me I'll let him do it how many times he wants 😩

[veenxys]

*kicks you*

[remusismychild]

Remus, living a normal life, going to Hogwarts, making friends, pulling pranks, cuddling with his boyfriend and just being a normal kid: hi.

The moon: