#you little devil

[artofjoh]

Yay autocorrect

Just know that if you’re okay with me calling you “he,” and I address you as “she” randomly in a fucking text it’s because of autocorrect. I literally did that the other day: I WATCHED the damn thing autocorrect he to she and I didn’t process it before I sent the text and then I felt terrible. Autocorrect is a bitch and I might just turn it off

And you should also know that if I say “zank you” in a text that’s autocorrect’s funny jokey great ahahahaha way of saying “thank you”

In conclusion I hate autocorrect

Like I don’t even know why it does these things I just- MMMmmmMMm WHY

In conclusion #2 I’m just going to apologize for even texting you iM sorry

[missholson]

Alfred Hitchcock: Shadow of a Doubt (1943)

“We're not just an uncle and a niece. It's something else. I know you.” - Young Charlie on her Uncle Charlie

[iamjaynaemarie]

Well it's true. 😁

[missholson]

Jack Nicholson, 1969

Jack Nicholson clowns around at his home with a picture of his friend, the film director Bob Rafelson, Los Angeles, 1969. Photography by Arthur Schatz - The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images [X]

[iamjaynaemarie]

Yeah, so that keeping this low-key just flew out the window and into the land of Oz. It is very unlikely that “The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy” will stay where it is very much longer. Thranduil has taken his kingdom and Middle-Earth into a whole other place now. He just grows and grows. Like that plant in “Little Shop of Horrors” only better looking and people don’t mind if he eats them. Okay, poor choice of words….🤣😂….bad analogy. Never write on Benedryl. Great, now no one can get that out of their head. Go watch Lee kiss pandas and play with roosters or something.

[missholson]

Neil Jordan: Interview with the Vampire (1994)

Louis meets Santiago.

[neuviley]

Goddamnit he did it

[shisui-uchiha-ravenheart]

O.O

-Shisui invited you to go to the beach with him. He knew that you will enjoy this warm day best by the sea. Swiming and he planned to invite you sailing.... He wanted to ask you what you think of his sailing skills, what you think of the sea, of him. You were just hanging out, but he had in plan to ask you to date him.

Shisui went to change and while you do he said he will go and get you both an ice cream. When he came back, seeing you in the bikini? That fried every reamining braincell he had. Your beautiful snake body in that black triangle bikini. Man almost dropped ice cream he got for you. His mouth slightly open..you smiled and he could swear that his heart dropped out of his chest