I liked Xander. Season 4 and 5 had him really growing on me for the role he played as Buffy's Heart and how that carried through his dialogue and also just the interactions he had with other characters.
I'm 5 episodes into season 6 and i just want to peel his skin off. He is making Anya unhappy. She's ready for you, Xander. she has been since day fucking one. you are squandering everything I have ever wanted, just pissing it away while the best woman in the world is sad about it. You don't deserve her tears you loser. I've watched her beam at your petty insults, I've watched her accept the way you never take her side in any disagreement. Does it not bother you how much she loves your friends and they don't return the feeling? The only scooby who liked her was Buffybot (and probably Tara because Tara is sweet). Sometimes Spike. Cordelia tried to save herself from you multiple times but you teased her along and look what happened.
Alexander Harris you are a scoundrel and loser. Faith should have finished strangling you. Jack should have jammed Katie through your heart. You should have taken Spike's advice and killed yourself. You should have become a fishman and returned to the ocean to be eaten by sharks. Buffy should have killed you when you talked down to her at your jobsite. Dream Snyder was right, you are a whipping boy, Harris. You are nothing, you are beneath her. Every time you are on screen, I see red.
You deserve nothing but you get everything. If you were real, I'd gut you like a fish. You disgust me, Harris. Whatever hardship you face for the rest of the show is not enough.
I hope you suffer, boy.
