Jun 20, 2013
My friend reading one of those trivia thingies: What flows through Newcastle, Australia?
Me: If this was Soviet Russia, it would be 'the blood of your enemies'
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My friend reading one of those trivia thingies: What flows through Newcastle, Australia?
Me: If this was Soviet Russia, it would be 'the blood of your enemies'
More Nasha Russia
I laughed so hard, I almost started crying
Жорик Вартанов promoing a website for pirating movies
Them New Russians...
A New-Russian's son complains to his father: "Daddy, all my schoolmates are riding the bus, and I look like ablack sheep in this 600 Merc." — "No worries, son. I'll buy you a bus, and you'll ride like everyone else!"
Even more Soviet jokes
A person on a bus tells a joke: "Do you know why policemen always go in pairs?" / "No, why?" / "It's specialization: one knows how to read, the other — how to write." / A hand promptly grabs him by the shoulder — a policeman is standing right behind him! "Your papers!" he barks. The hapless person surrenders his papers. The policeman opens them, reads, and nods to his partner: "Write him up a citation for slandering the Soviet Militsiya, Vasya."
More Soviet Jokes :P
The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"