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My friend reading one of those trivia thingies: What flows through Newcastle, Australia?

Me: If this was Soviet Russia, it would be 'the blood of your enemies'

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More Nasha Russia

I laughed so hard, I almost started crying

#zhorik vartanov #nasha russia #youknowyourerussianwhen

Жорик Вартанов promoing a website for pirating movies

#youknowyourerussianwhen #nasha russia #zhorik vartanov #Жорик Вартанов

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I am so sad that this is a photoshop.

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I am laughing so hard, oh my gosh

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In soviet Russia

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Because I found this pretty funny

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And then there’s this!! :DD

Plot: The chick gets kidnapped by these three bandits (who are paid by her uncle - the dude shown at the beginning of the clip) bcos another dude wants to marry her, but she obviously doesn’t want to marry him (he’s also way older than her). So in this bit the bandits are basically instructed to give her food and entertain her.There’s a few more main characters, but seriously just WATCH IT. It is golden.

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Because I know you guys will appreciate

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Hey guys, hey guys who remembers this?? :D Such a classic song, so much love for this movie. Classic Soviet cinematography.

Plot in short: The guy with the cast was accidentally mistaken for the guy in the white suit while they were abroad and a bunch of smugglers put the cast on him with thousands of dollars worth of jewellery in it, while he was unconscious, not realising it was the wrong guy. Now the white suit guy (who became friends with him while abroad) has orders to get him really drunk and then deliver him to his buddy so that the buddy can kill him and they can deliver the jewellery to their boss. But it’s a comedy, so everytime they try to get him, something hilarious happens. Like this movie is just so great, Russians everywhere love it to pieces.

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Yesssss

#youknowyourerussianwhen #I was sitting in the library at uni and laughing like a maniac #while everyone walked by and gave me judgmental looks #Не тусуйтесь на левых вечеринках!#THIS IS SOOO SOOO GOOD #translation fails #English #Russian #I don't even.

Them New Russians...

A New-Russian's son complains to his father: "Daddy, all my schoolmates are riding the bus, and I look like ablack sheep in this 600 Merc." — "No worries, son. I'll buy you a bus, and you'll ride like everyone else!"

#youknowyourerussianwhen #New Russians

Even more Soviet jokes

A person on a bus tells a joke: "Do you know why policemen always go in pairs?" / "No, why?" / "It's specialization: one knows how to read, the other — how to write." / A hand promptly grabs him by the shoulder — a policeman is standing right behind him! "Your papers!" he barks. The hapless person surrenders his papers. The policeman opens them, reads, and nods to his partner: "Write him up a citation for slandering the Soviet Militsiya, Vasya."

#soviet humour is kinda the best #youknowyourerussianwhen

More Soviet Jokes :P

The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

#youknowyourerussianwhen #soviet jokes #You know you love it