#youlearnsomethingnew

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When you hang around #internationalfriends #youlearnsomethingnew #frenchrapper #popularin #turkey #followme

[onetwentyfour]

Bonus Footage

Ellie Kemper hosting Ellen, when Ellen had the flu and probably took a trip to Pukeville; which I deduced from the video of when she returned after being sick and said she even did the show from her hospital after back surgery.  Which is like whoa, that is for reals ded-i-cashiones.  But every idea seems like a flying unicorn-popcorn-popsicle slash t-shirt shooter of dreams, on pain killers.  Anywho, that took me to The Ellen Show’s Youtube page (of which I already subscribe, you should too), and to our first “Bonus”.  Ellen has tons of amusing Youtube clips with celeb filled games!!!  Watching Nicole Richie and Ellen Pompeo run in place like cartoons to grab a boomerang (no there are no typos in that thought), is just the top of some whipped, cream cheese filled icing. Meaning it’s all delicious, completely unnecessary, and goes down with a smile.  With no additional puking, that I saw anyway. 

The other bonus I gift you with today, is movie bloopers!  I know, “gifting you with movie bloopers”, sounds like an oxymoron.  And I agree, as I’m usually not one for bloopers (see the 14 minute Step Brothers post to figure out why).  But the Youtube page, ‘Movie Bloopers, & Making Of’ does a good job with one of my favorite movies of all time, and more Ellie, in the Bridesmaids two-parter! Okay I only gave you the link to one part, but the other one is literally to the left if you go to Youtube.  Oh, I was talking to the computer this whole time.  It’s to your human, right...oh, wait one second please.   

[sb to laptop: Okay, I’ll ask, I don’t want you to feel unsafe.  No, I’ll ask them, they won’t know you asked.  I’ll take responsibility.  Yes, I will, I promise, just type it up.] 

So human...I mean hello friend.  Without any influence from anything...I mean anyone, if you can please wait a second while I get a phrase for you to type in for verification of your humanity...hmmm, I got nothing for that one. 

Topic you can discuss while you wait: Why are most blooper reels so very very terrible?    

[onetwentyfour]

The Honey Spilleth Over

Today I figured out that the honey my boyf lovingly bought me from Fairway for my month+ of sickness (for tea like 55 times a day); well I’ve been keeping it cap-side down, and it has been spilling the entire time! And my boyf has been cleaning it up without complaint. Which proves that all good deeds go unnoticed! Thanks boyf!!!  You’re the sweetest!

[lost-underitall-blog]

From down stairs I heard her collapse to the floor. The thud was so loud it made me jump. Something like thunder....then the rain came Her gasps for air were so deep. The tears almost shot through the ceiling she was crying so hard. All I wanted to do was hold her and make it okay. I used to think there was nothing I can do, now I know that's a lie. You have much more of an impact on someone life then you think.