#young raphael

[raphaels-little-beast]

c0mm for @pengychan Antilia letting baby Raphael play uvu from Pengy's amazing fic Hell to Pay 💖

[wellthebardsdead]

Falûne vs his uncle at his age.

Conclusion. Cuties.

[lurafita]

Single father Magnus szenario: (warning: CRACKY)

When things start getting serious between Malec, Magnus decides to involve Alec more with the raising of his kids. So when Raphael gets suspended from school for fighting, Magnus lets Alec handle the talk.

Alec: "So, what happened?"

Magnus nods along, proud that Alec thought about getting Raph's side of the story before anything else.

Raphael: "Well, Cody, who is this big douche, thought it would be funny to throw a big spider that he found somewhere outside right in Natalie's face. And everyone knows that Natalie is afraid of spiders, and she has asthma, so something like this can easily lead to her hyperventilating and shi-... stuff. So after I got rid of the spider, I punched him in the shoulder, so that he would stop laughing."

Magnus decides to have a talk with Cody's parents later, but right now he looks to Alec, who looks at Raph with a serious face and nods his head slowly.

Alec: "It was right of you to stand up for the girl, Raph. You are right, stuff like that isn't funny. But punching the other boy in the shoulder was not the way you should have handled this."

Magnus is so proud how his lover just showed his son understanding and encouragement, while cautioning it with mild reproach.

Alec: "You should have gone for the eye socket or the nose. A punch aimed there will stun your opponent much better. Then when they are trying cover the area, you get in a kick to the knee, landing them on the floor. Could alternatively bury your fist in their gut, but that often leads to them puking, and as long as it's just kids, you shouldn't mess them up too much. Got it?"

Magnus is shocked speechless, while his son just nods wide eyed in Alec's direction.

Alec: "Okay. Go do your homework. If you get it all done today, we can use the rest of your suspension for some self-defence training."

Raph grins and leaves, and Alec turns to Magnus.

Alec: "You were right. That was easier than I thought."

Magnus: "...."

[ask-young-luci-and-gabe]

Lucifer: [goes to pick up Gabriel from raphael's office and is missing an arm]

Raphael: WhErE thE fUcK iS yOuR ArM?!?!

Lucifer: I cut it off to stop the pain after I got bit by something.

Raphael: [strangling Lucifer] You idiot!!

[ask-young-luci-and-gabe]

Hey guys, have you made your Christmas lists yet?

Gabriel: yess! I want chocolate, 'nd a lil sweater for Larry, 'nd a get outta jail free card so Mikey doesn't kick my ass next time I prank him..

Michael: I don't kick your ass. You make it sound like I'm a terrible big brother. [Crossing arms] I don't see the point in making a Christmas list. It's pointless for us. I don't need such materialistic things.

Lucifer: dont be such a buzz kill! It's gonna be fun! I asked for a new weapon! And some new reading material. I've already read through what we have. I'm sure father will make more soon. We've also been celebrating Hanukkah, we've already celebrated 2 of the days and tonight we will light a candle for the 3rd! Kwanzaa is also in this week too isnt it? I haven't seen much mentioned of it so I don't know much about it.. Would any one be kind enough to tell us more about it so we know how to properly honor the holiday?

Raphael: i'm sure we can research it ourselves if no one lets us know.. As for my list, I, like Michael, am not entirely materialistic.. But maybe some new medical supplies? I keep using all of mine up to treat Gabriel.

[ask-young-luci-and-gabe]

how have y'all been? this goes for the person behind the blog as well

Lucifer: it's been very busy up in heaven. Father is creating like crazy right now. He's created these adorable big animals that have big fangs and they have retractable claws and soft fur. They make loud noises when you pet them! Gabe's been calling them saber tooth Tigers. But other than that, I've been pretty good.

Gabriel: [clutching a baby saber tooth tiger in his arms] They're so cute! Dad's calling them cats! He said he's gonna make many more! He said he's also going to try and make a counter part to them. He hasn't figured out a design yet, though. And I've been great! I've been having fun playing with Luci and pranking Mikey and Rapha.

Michael: Gabriel, those are vicious apex predators, stop treating them like your pet platypus. As for the ask, I am doing good as well. It's been very busy having to help manage heaven while father is busy but the work is rewarding.

Gabriel: [gasps] you know about Larry?!

Raphael: everyone knows about your pet. You're terrible at keeping secrets. Those saber tooth are going to eat him eventually.

Gabriel: i'm great at keeping secrets! I kept Luci's secret that he started the rumor of Michael having chicken wings!

Lucifer: [hissing out lowly] Gabriel!

Michael: that was you?! Everyone thinks my wings look like a chickens because of you!

Raphael: I'm surrounded by idiots.

(OOC: I'm doing fine, thanks for asking ❤ just very tired since I'm working a lot and sleep isn't a thing I tend to do a lot which is my own fault. I kinda was mostly lurking on Tumblr for several months so I'm getting back in the game)

[ask-young-luci-and-gabe]

What is the funniest memory of the holidays for you guys?

Lucifer: we've never actually celebrated the holidays before, so I suppose we don't have any funny memories of holiday related items.. But we're trying to celebrate this year. There's just so many holidays that we've researched within this month. Gabriel blew out the candles on the menorah we lit, so he's not allowed near it anymore. Something about christmas is a bit unsettling though, the thought of a stranger entering your house while you sleep, but I suppose the point is to give each other gifts and enjoy time spent with each other.

Michael: Gabriel has also already spilled several cups of hot chocolate already. My robes are completely stained

Gabriel: hey! It's not that bad!

Raphael: you're lucky we are unaffected by temperature or else I would have had to treat Michael for burns

[ask-young-luci-and-gabe]

Gabriel: [sitting in Raphael's office for the 5th time this week]

Raphael: if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were purposely getting hurt

Gabriel: but you do know better and you know that I just really wanted to win that race against Luci

Raphael: and?

Gabriel: and the tree jumped in front of me

Lucifer: he tried to take a short cut and flew right into the tree like a dumbass

Gabriel: I would have won too!

Lucifer: in your dreams, pipsqueak