#young lucifer

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Lucifer: [goes to pick up Gabriel from raphael's office and is missing an arm]

Raphael: WhErE thE fUcK iS yOuR ArM?!?!

Lucifer: I cut it off to stop the pain after I got bit by something.

Raphael: [strangling Lucifer] You idiot!!

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Young Lucifer

Satan : We have ways of making you talk.

*Lucifer gives him a drawing*

Satan : Luci, honey, daddy’s busy-

Satan : Holy fuck, did you draw this?! This is SO GOOD!

[theleafpile]

Favorite Son

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Gabriel: Hey Luci... Luci... Luci... Luci

Lucifer: Gabriel, I'm busy. I need to finish training.

Gabriel: Luci! Hey! Luci luci! Luce! Lulu! Lu! My bro! Hey! Hey! I gotta tell you something!

Lucifer: [groaning] what!

Gabriel: [giggling] Hi.

Lucifer: .... That's all you had to say? Hi??

Gabriel: [still giggling] have fun cleaning!

Lucifer: cleaning?

Gabriel: [Pulls a lever and takes off as gallons of sparkly pink slime dumps on Lucifer]

Lucifer: [surprised screech] GABRIEL!!

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To the blogger: I just recently discovered you Tumblr account, and I simply want to say that it is amazing, I love it To the archangels: How are you guys doing ? Would you like to be friends ?

Lucifer: of course! We'd be happy to be friends!

Gabriel: there isn't a whole lot out there 'sides us so any new friend is super awesome!

(OOC: welcome to this happy dumpster fire. Which is as much of a dumpster fire as my main blog. Honestly I haven't checked Tumblr in months so I don't know how old this ask is and I feel bad for making you wait 😂 this blog isn't dead, I've just been busy with work.)

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Hey guys, have you made your Christmas lists yet?

Gabriel: yess! I want chocolate, 'nd a lil sweater for Larry, 'nd a get outta jail free card so Mikey doesn't kick my ass next time I prank him..

Michael: I don't kick your ass. You make it sound like I'm a terrible big brother. [Crossing arms] I don't see the point in making a Christmas list. It's pointless for us. I don't need such materialistic things.

Lucifer: dont be such a buzz kill! It's gonna be fun! I asked for a new weapon! And some new reading material. I've already read through what we have. I'm sure father will make more soon. We've also been celebrating Hanukkah, we've already celebrated 2 of the days and tonight we will light a candle for the 3rd! Kwanzaa is also in this week too isnt it? I haven't seen much mentioned of it so I don't know much about it.. Would any one be kind enough to tell us more about it so we know how to properly honor the holiday?

Raphael: i'm sure we can research it ourselves if no one lets us know.. As for my list, I, like Michael, am not entirely materialistic.. But maybe some new medical supplies? I keep using all of mine up to treat Gabriel.

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how have y'all been? this goes for the person behind the blog as well

Lucifer: it's been very busy up in heaven. Father is creating like crazy right now. He's created these adorable big animals that have big fangs and they have retractable claws and soft fur. They make loud noises when you pet them! Gabe's been calling them saber tooth Tigers. But other than that, I've been pretty good.

Gabriel: [clutching a baby saber tooth tiger in his arms] They're so cute! Dad's calling them cats! He said he's gonna make many more! He said he's also going to try and make a counter part to them. He hasn't figured out a design yet, though. And I've been great! I've been having fun playing with Luci and pranking Mikey and Rapha.

Michael: Gabriel, those are vicious apex predators, stop treating them like your pet platypus. As for the ask, I am doing good as well. It's been very busy having to help manage heaven while father is busy but the work is rewarding.

Gabriel: [gasps] you know about Larry?!

Raphael: everyone knows about your pet. You're terrible at keeping secrets. Those saber tooth are going to eat him eventually.

Gabriel: i'm great at keeping secrets! I kept Luci's secret that he started the rumor of Michael having chicken wings!

Lucifer: [hissing out lowly] Gabriel!

Michael: that was you?! Everyone thinks my wings look like a chickens because of you!

Raphael: I'm surrounded by idiots.

(OOC: I'm doing fine, thanks for asking ❤ just very tired since I'm working a lot and sleep isn't a thing I tend to do a lot which is my own fault. I kinda was mostly lurking on Tumblr for several months so I'm getting back in the game)

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What is the funniest memory of the holidays for you guys?

Lucifer: we've never actually celebrated the holidays before, so I suppose we don't have any funny memories of holiday related items.. But we're trying to celebrate this year. There's just so many holidays that we've researched within this month. Gabriel blew out the candles on the menorah we lit, so he's not allowed near it anymore. Something about christmas is a bit unsettling though, the thought of a stranger entering your house while you sleep, but I suppose the point is to give each other gifts and enjoy time spent with each other.

Michael: Gabriel has also already spilled several cups of hot chocolate already. My robes are completely stained

Gabriel: hey! It's not that bad!

Raphael: you're lucky we are unaffected by temperature or else I would have had to treat Michael for burns