#younglingscreen

[ask-smokescreen]

the-scrappy-stinger

Hoo boy...

HEY! HEY WAIT! You!! You wanna see a cool trick?

/He’s getting up, and is doing a backflip, landing on one servo!/

[ask-smokescreen]

M!a: you're officially baby for 24 hours! For a whole day, you're the giant robot equivalent of a 10 year old human. Have fun!

What? No, no- come on!

/Smokescreen is, then, turned to what must be him at a much earlier state of upgrades. He’s got wings, but no tires yet, and it’s a bit ambiguous what he’s actually going to later be able to transform into. He’s pretty tall for his frame, but looks more lanky and awkward than anything else./

/But he DOES have a horn, and is unfortunately more than happy to use it!/

[ask-smokescreen]

@convenientkeystorage

Smokey, no. Why don't you watch, uh... Back to The Future? Instead.

What? Why not? I can handle this stuff! I can handle scary movies and stuff. Nothing’s as scary as the space monster from the free movies that gets you if you break the laws. Seriously, have you seen those movies? They are creepy.

... What IS Back to the Future, though?

[ask-smokescreen]

Hello? *He looks similar to the red grounder, but he has wings and his frame is speckled with a black, crusty substance. He looks assessingly at Smokescreen.* Who are you? Do you live here?

... Oh!! Oh, you’re the son of that cool grounder, aren’t you? What’s with you? What’s with all that?

/Smokescreen is starting to pick at the black, crusty substance./

My name’s Smokescreen, and I guess I do now? You got any idea where we are, crusty? ... We didn’t get kidnapped or something, did we?

[ask-smokescreen]

Dad, are you my child now? Is that how this works?

I’m not your dad! ... Am I? Is this a weird time traveling thing?

And I’m... PRETTY SURE you aren’t my dad. You look really cool, after all.

[ask-smokescreen]

HEY WAIT

Since my parents aren’t home right now, there’s NOTHING stopping me from playing mature games!! Or watching gory movies and stuff!

...

Are there any movies like that here though?

[ask-smokescreen]

wcrkerbee

i guess i can finally say that you are like little baby

I am NOT! I’m old enough to technically scan an alt mode!! So I’m, like, old! You look more like a baby than I do!

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polyhexianchicken

"thank Primus it's no longer april first. Because I am not your dad so you can be someone elses problem :)"

Of course you’re not my dad. You’re too tall and weird-looking to be him!

... Where is he, anyway? Did he get stuck at the hospital again? I know he gets in trouble a lot for... Hippa reasons or something? I don’t know, apparently he’s not supposed to talk about who he works with when he’s doing his mnemodoctoring or something.