#your blorbo

[your-fav-got-an-abortion]

Slime from Minecraft

MINECRAFT SLIME from MINECRAFT got an abortion!

[your-fav-got-a-vasectomy]

Vault Boy from Fallout got a Vasectomy!!!

[blorboasks]

Hi, this is a new account where I create polls specifically asking about your FO/Blorbo/Favorite Character!! :))

For my first ever poll, I was wondering:

How old is your Blorbo compared to you?

much younger

a little younger

the same age as you

a little older

much older

my Blorbo has no set or numerical age

idc/results

Voting ended onJan 28

[yourfavisgettingbaked]

Norm Allen from Dialtown please

NORM ALLEN from Dialtown is getting baked!

[your-fav-hates-radqueers]

The Eds (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) hate pedophiles!

The Eds hate pedophiles!

[deadhands69]

Your blorbo just turned into a Pokémon - which one is it?

[your-blorbo-is-a-dog]

hey, i’m laika (star / stars). my first hyperfixation was dogs, and im guessing it’s gonna be my last. if you send me your blorbos, i’ll tell you what dog they are 👍

i don’t have a dni really i can filter for myself

woo

also btw if u send me two characters in 1 msg im only gonna do one of them for formatting reasons but u can send me as many as u like, jus separate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

inbox rn: 106ish maybe (not counting drafts)

drafts rn: 14

i do these in order so if it takes multiple days for me to get to yours… mb. if i don’t do it in order i get angry