Jul 18, 2022
Thor's the kind of kid that would see the parents arguing and then blurt out "i'm pregnant" to try and diffuse it
#NOT A DAY IN THIS PALACE PASSES WITHOUT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR GRAND--#IT IS WHAT IS BEST FOR THE REALMS !!!!#WHAT ABOUT WHAT IS BEST FOR ASGARD AND OUR FAMILY?!!!!!#''mom? i'm pregnant''#YOUR CHILDREN--#oh Thor#and then Odin is fuming in the background and Frigga is trying to console Thor who is crying#and Loki who was silent the whole time in the back like he's basically wallpaper to himself is like ''but Thor can't get pregnant???''#he's trying to do the mental math#it's not mathing up very well