people severely misunderstand my ye olde high fantasy smut writing to be like 'having sex with a knight that defeated me in battle because its this or death' when what it actually is, is 'having sex with a knight that defeated me in battle, as a show of divine respect for their sharpened mettle and capability' and it makes me so, so sad
i'm not tryna hop on it cus i gotta, i'm tryna hop on it cus DAMNNNNN sir bal'thazar you sure are big and buff and have such delicious looking tusks in your jaws let me shine your sword for you







